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There had been a few debuts by very special divas in SAW this week. A wise one would say that they managed to impress the crowd..hold on a fucking second..we're not trying to impress the crowd here. We're trying to impress Rebecca fucking Rancid. Some included the lovely Jade Brook, the very determined Angelissa Willams, the slut Kiana Rose and a few other positively challenged women. Out of all these woman only a few were worth competing against. Ones like Angelissa Williams and Jade Brook..well Kiana would get an honourable mention in this one but she was already dug up in her marrige to James Xavior and their baby. Those were the main targets for Rebecca Rancid and she knows that the minute she enters SAW they are going to be the girls she has to get rid off. On the other hand the other skanks were just pawns in her game. Lita? What the fuck was Lita doing here? I mean didn't she just loose to Trish Stratus in the WWE and then fake a knee injury to get away with it? Oh my god..and the girl actually thinks she can just waltz in here and show off her achievements. I'm sure she would say that Trish Stratus did nothing but sleep with the entire locker room to get her victories..but the fact of the matter is that she actually won her matches by herself. Instaed it was Lita sleeping around with Kane..but then again thats just another excuse for her not to wrestle. Rebecca definatley sees this worthless peice of shit as a victim that will be oh so easy to take down. Mainwhile the scene cuts to a shot of Rebecca Rancid's locker room. They cameras zoom into one such object that lies on a glass table. That item is a peice of paper better known as a letter to the educated population of the world. The camera's then zoom into the letter so see whats going on. The letter reads 'Dear Rebecca Rancid, Hello it's Marcus Thompson the owner of SAW and I was wondering maybe if you could sign a little contract and be an active diva on the roster. I have seen some of your highlights and damn..you are one talented woman. The minute I heard you were back I just wanted you to be part of SAW. I'm sure you will be able to bring the fed's status up. I hope you accept my offer and thank you. -Mark James Thompson.' Well recently Rebecca put her self on a little vacation. She figured she needed a little break from wrestling and more time for her personal stuff..you know what I mean? One would go completley insane focusing on their career 24/7 and not giving them some time to just kick back and relax..well i'm sure you get my point. Suddenly the cameras take a glimpse of the B e a utiful Rebecca Rancid outside the locker room. She's having a little talk with one of the men who brings her last bag into the room. She then walks inside and looks around the place to see whats she's missing. The beauty is dressed in a pair of hot, black, leather, studded with silver pants and a top revealing her belly in the exact same fabric. Her blonde hair is let loose stunning as usual. Rebecca then walks inside and sits on the couch. She turns the t.v set on and makes herself comfortable. Well well well...look what we have here..the debut of Jade Brook. Rebecca better brace herself for this one. Jade has not only been ne of Rebecca's toughest challenges but was also the other half of the tag team champions with her in AGW. Well that was one stunning match they had. Rebecca leans back still watching Jade waltz around as perfectly as she always used to do and speak her little mind. Fortunate enough for her she was intruded by Marcus Thompson who asked her to be his manager. Well I guess that was supposed to be Sky Giovanni's job..but she's gone. It's a bit sad but..Rebecca doesn't have anytime to cry over another person's dead body..she has her own drama to deal with. Rebecca then turns the t.v set off. Maybe it's time for her to get her snazzy little ass into the ring and share a few words of her own. She gets up and leaves the locker room locking it completley banning the enterance of any stranger from entering it. She then walks into the hallways towards the ring area. She suddenly bumps into James Xavior who has been walking down the hallways. R e b e c c a  R a n c i d - Excuse you dear..you should really watch where your going. James looks at Rebecca n complete shock..well possibly in a good shock way as in he knows or might like what she is. J a m e s  X a v i o r - It's you..Rebecca Rancid..Well it's sure glad to meet you. R e b e c c a  R a n c i d - Don't you have a wife to attend to? Well i'm sure she doesn't want to be kept waiting..nice talking to you anyways. Rebecca then leaves to make her debut in the ring. She walks towards the sound crew and tosses them a little C.D. The lights go completely black leaving the audience in drop dead silence. There is a silver screened sheet made out of glass covering the titantron. The words 'people can take everything away from you..but they can never take away your truth..but the question is..can you handle mine? They say i'm crazy.' The silver screen shatters into millions of peices onto the ground as the song 'my prerogative' by Britney Spears continues to play on the public announcement. The glass shimmers on the floor. Pyro's blast through out the arena finally leaving a purple shooting star to hit to center of the stage creating white smoke. The white smoke completely fills the stage, ring and ramp area making the scene look like hevean. After that white smoke is cleared out the audience can get a glimpse of the lovely Rebecca Rancid who continues to walk towards the ramp. Her black leather pants shines as she gracefully moves her legs. She also wears a black leather top revealing her belly button peircing. Her blonde long hair, at least below shoulder level is braided a bit and crimped up making her look even more beautiful than she already is. Her face shines in the purple and white light that flashes throughtout the arena as she entered the ring. She stops at the ramp area holding a middle finger up at the audience that boo her. A few of them cheer and the others just sit there dumb as a door knob. She then continues towards the ring area where she stops again and smirks at the audience as they boo even louder. She climbs up a bunch of steps to get into the ring. She gets throught the bottom rope and a few men whistle. After the getting into the ring she stands still in the center for a few minutes letting the camera get every angle of her as if she were a model. She blows a kiss to some of the hot male audience and then waves at her female fans. She then paces up and about the ring as her music slowly dies down. The then recives a microphone and puts it to her delicate lips. R e b e c c a  R a n c i d - Well look who decided to join the nazi party. *crowd boo's* Yes it's yours truly..Rebecca Rancid...and the only way you would have never heard of me is if you have been living under a goddamn rock fro the past few years. I've dominated feds and I don't even need that to spell my name out properly. I mean..I was already a legend since I first entered the wrestlign world. People knew I was going to blossom the minute I showed up at a house show an such. I made headlines dammit. *crowd boo again* Yes yes everyone out there is aware of my special gifts . I am none other than a pyro princess. The Pyro Princess to be precise.  Rebecca paces around the ring for a bit. She leans against the rope watching the crowd chant, boo or just stare like a bunch of ass clowns. She then brings the microphone to her mouth once again. R e b e c c a  R a n c i d - And yet I find myself in SAW..now my reason for being here is self explainitory..I'm gold..everybody wants a peice of me..and since i'm back I though..why not? Why not come here and dominate. There are the 'losers' and the 'considerable winners' in here for me to play around with. Losers such as Lita..your dare devil diva..if you ask me..dare devil my ass...I'm sure if they give me a chance I can take her fat ass back to school and not even have to put in my best effort. But Lita is the least of my concerns right now..The main event..the biggest peices of cake in my way right now are Angelissa Wiliams and Jade Brook. Jade..I would like to say..Wow..We've been throught hell and back together..both enemies and 'so called freinds' but i'm not here to be happy happy with you. I'm up for the big gun..the title and I won't let you stand in ym way..i'm just saying. Now moving on to Angelissa Williams. Angy..I have not crossed paths with you before but I definatley see you as a threat. You seem like a challenge and I won't hesitate to kick your ass either. Also i'm not here to be anybody's manager or eye candy so if you come to me with questions like that..fuck off. Well other than that..if anybody else needs me i'll be in my locker room. Rebecca then leaves the ring putting the microphon down and heading backstage.

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