This is a Public Service annnouncement brought to you in part by Rebecca Rancid. The views in this roleplay are totally fucked but should NOT be taken lightly. Children should not partake in the reading of this roleplay without laces in their shoes. Reading this roleplay means that your agreeing to lick my cunt. OH...before I go..there's one more thing..don't read this roleplay after taking in drugs. THANKYOU!

Rebecca Rancid being one of the most dominant females in history of the biggest e-feds has decided to come to FMM owned by Faith. Now some j00bs might ask why? Well it's pretty simple..there is a certain someone Rebecca is looking foward to meeting and no it's not Faith. There was a certain j00b in that fed thinking he pwned the whole of FMM by becoming the world heavy weight champion. WHHHAAAT? Triple H? The world heavy weight champion? Nothign new..all triple H did was suck cock in every efed he was..the owners cock in this case. But the truth really was that the Game..the show starter..the so called pwnzing champion has never met someone like Rebecca Rancid..all he did was face a few jobber and then claim greatness. Claiming greatness was a n00b way to get to the top. Makes me wonder...do you really have to do anything around here to win championship matches..or are they just handed to you on a silver platter to pick up and hold every two minutes the camera flashes on you. Then they should make their trade mark quote..Faiths midnight massacre.."where n00bs are shattered and Jobbers are made" And in thise case the Jobber is triple H..whinning, complaining, bitching doing whatever the fuck it takes (except actually going into a ring and wrestling) to win a match. Since Triple H was the "big" shi aroudn here. Rebecca didn't want to waste anytime with the divas. The divas in this fed only degraded women and were too slutty to fight anyways..they were better off cutting each others heads off without Rebecca in the picture. She didn't need to prove herself at all..she's Rebecca fucking Rancid..people feared her. They definatley knew who she was...since the main JOBBER in this fed was Triple H..she was going to take him down for this little "world title"...or mabe a paper weight version of the world title. What a co-inciedense Rebecca was starting her own "Anti JWA" tour and Triple H was the first member on the list...if you're wondering what JWA stands for well the answer is quiet simple..Jobbers with Attitude..it were those of them slinky little jobbers who were previously n00bs that came into AWE demanding people recognised them..now the only reason Triple H was on the list...ermm the only two reasons he ended up beign on the list was because 1) He was a full time jobber and 2) he managed to crawl his way into AWE and bitch at the managers Scarlett Love and REBECCA RANCID. Hint Hint. This newly made Jobber also had a little twist to himself..he showed a LOT and when I say a lot I mean it..of attitue in the fed..so thats how we came up with the whole concept ..Jobbers with attitude also known as "Jobber witta Attitude" this those people who lack their two front teeth. Triple H thought he could get away with what he did. He thought it was the original "hit and run" that he gave Rebecca Rancid and Scarlett but you should always remember..once you cross paths with Rebecca..you're just never forgotten..i'm sure if he was just a little jobber minding his business he would have got away with it but being the crap hole he is..I wouldn't count on that one. Enough about this cunt hole lets get on with Rebecca's oh so innocent little debut here. Lets give them a preview of sheer beauty shall we?

The scene opens with a black limo arriving into the FMM arena. A man..wait a minute..is that Mark Whalburg? lets get a closer look..nope..sorry folks..your one hit wonder/crappy actor is not here..sad but true. The man opens the back door of the limo introducing the lovely Rebecca Rancid. She steps out of the limo. Rebecca wears a pair of black leather shiney pants and a black versace top with a butterfly on it. Her bonde hair is let down in curls making her look like a doll. She wears a pair of black boots to go with it. Rebecca is then followed by a few men carrying her bags into her locker room for her. She then heads towards the hallways interrupted by some loonie askign for an interview. Please..she must really be tired and needs some kind of rest..but she stops and answers him hopign to show some kindness on her first day here.

Rebecca : Can I help you?..

Loonie from the boobie hatch : Yes..We all know who you are..You're the wonderful Rebecca Rancid..and i've been asked by Faith to get this little interview with you..so let me start by asking you this little question..why exactly are you here in FMM..I mean why on earth did you choose this fed out of alll the other great feds in there? feds like FTW,KOC and the others..FMM isn't even half the fed they are..please tell me Ms. Rebecca Rancid..why FMM? why?

Rebecca : Oh god..this is my first day here and I get called asking why exactly i'm here? Why what did Faith tell you? that she doesn't want me here? Did she think I was "Trouble" in her fed? I mean to first sign a contract with me and then take it away. That just calls for a slapping she will never forget..where is she? I'm goign to give that bitch a peice of my fucking mind.

Loonie from tha boobie hatch : Oh please Rebecca. Calm down. She didn't mean anythign bad..it was the other owner who took you're contract away.

Rebecca : I see..finally some retarded shit like yourself has some use int his company..well i'm not really going to make this a big issue..now since i'm here I can carry out the job I planned on doing a long time ago..Also if you're wondering i'm here..well i'll tell you why..There's a certain someone I want to issue a challenge against. A person that I just hate and want to take out my pent up anger and frustration on..I'm not going to drop any hints now..but you will find out which JWA i'm talking about when I appear in the ring tonight. You will finally hear me take his worthless name calling his ass out to the ring..well I told you I wasn't dropping any hints but I just did..it's a "he" people...or more like an "it"..well I'm not going to say anymore..By the way..how's Faith? Give my regards to her when you see her again.

Suddenly the light goes out and a spinning can be hear. The fans focus on the FMM titantron which zooms into letter that come together and form Rebecca Rancid. The light turn orange as "Just don't give a fuck" by Eminem hits the Public Annoucement Speakers. Yet no one comes out. Pyros blast towards the ramp and stop and a white smoke arises from the ground filling the air. After the smoke clears out the fans see a lovley lady covered in fine leather. She walks towards the ramp taunting the fans with her middle finger as they boo her. Rebecca nods in annoyance and then continues towards the ring. She climbs up a bunch of steps and then gets into the ring from the bottom rope letting her sexy leather shine. She walks around the ring a few laps and then stops. The cameras get every angle they possible can of this sexy diva. Rebecca paces around waiting for the crowd to basically shut the fuck up. She is given a microphone to speak in. She puts the microphone to her mouth and begisn to speak.

Rebecca : Well have I been waiting for this moment or what? Finally i'm here in FMM and I feel like crap. Yes i'm a bit sick today due to the fucked up weather..got a little runny nose but hey..that wont stop me from saying what I want to say..or issueing a challenge to a certain idiot..now this isn't your usually shitty boring debut or promo that you have to go on watching Triple H whinning on how he's the Heavy weight champion..you don't really have to listen to his boring lectures on how he's the greatest motherfucker of all times..this is a goddamn Rebecca Rancid debut. Due to my unexpected sickness..I might not be able to promise any of you not falling asleep through this..but as important as it is..I doubt it's goign to even happen..so lets get on with our little speech shall we? The moment I entered this fed I was shocked to death knowing that Triple H was heavy weight champion..how can a jobber like himself get a belt and then I realized the opening quote of this fed..Faiths midnight massacre..where n00bs are broken and jobbers are made..sound like a total rip of the BUD quote but good to go anyways..atleast they admit that jobbers do exist around here. Now it would be quiet a shame to hold their heavyweight title..but it's still gold so meh..Anyways..I'm here to challenge THEE great Triple H for his little world heavy weight title. It's not really an option..whether you want to face me or not..it's more like a demand..I demanded to face you for that title..Now let me predict what you're goign to say..i'm a woman..well Trips..I don't give a shit..just because i'm a female it doesn't mean I can't take you down. The truth is..I don't care what you think..you're not supposed to think..you're only supposed to suck and then swallow like the rules say and since you're the game it's more like you're job. Anyways..whats with nicknaming yourself the game? Thats the rappers name..not yours. The game..pfft. Maybe you should stop stealing Jayceon Taylor's name and start concentrating on the match we soon will be having..so Triple H..i'm not going to ask you to come out here and give me a stupid lecture which will only make me want to beat you over the head with a book but i'm goign to simply go backstage to my locker room and enjoy my night. Later.

Rebecca drops the microphone as "Just don't give a fuck" By Eminem hits the public announcement once again. She then heads backstage to her locker room locking the door, banning any unwanted enterance.