This is a Public Service annnouncement brought to you in part by Rebecca Rancid. The views in this roleplay are totally fucked but should NOT be taken lightly. Children should not partake in the reading of this roleplay without laces in their shoes. Reading this roleplay means that your agreeing to lick my cunt. OH...before I go..there's one more thing..don't read this roleplay after taking in drugs. THANKYOU! Apparently Rebecca wasn't given her ideal match but she did get a shot at intercontinental title against this jobber named Father Draks..very easy to beat indeed..not only was this jobber a peice of retarded shit but he was some holy man. More fun. Rebecca thought this 'father draks' was some kind of weirdo trying to lure kids into his trap. Want to more? Well wait to see what she has to say later.People should really think twice before they cross paths with the very angry Rebecca Rancid. Rebecca sits on a chair in her balcony. She is wearing a pair of almost torn jean short shorts with a pink belt. She wears a white loose buttoned up shirt to go with it. Her hair which has just been died light brown is tied up. She wears shades to cover her eyes from the strong sun. She looks down at the people walking by. They are all so happy. Again that bothers her. She can't bare to see another person happy. How could they be? It's like there is nothing wrong in their lives. Happy people needed to choke on cocks and die..one such 'happy person' was father draks. He should really wait and see what Rebecca is going to do to exploit him. Rebecca Rancid is currently in her locker room getting ready for 'something'. She's about to give this jobber a peice of her mind..or a peice of her ass. A blonde woman slowly opens Rebecca's locker room. She looks excited. She sees Rebecca surrounded with a bunch of make up ladies getting Rebecca ready for the showdown. Rebecca spins around and an evil smirk begisn to dawn upon her face. Rebecca : Here you are my pretty. How are you doing today? Girl : (exicted) I'm fine I'm fine..I'm just soo glad to meet you..You don't know how lucky I feel right now. I mean..I so totally adore you. I mean you're like god. I've worshiped you for so long now. Rebecca : ok stop please. Do I really have carry this bag of bones with me all over the place? She will get really annoying..and thats a garuntee. Manager : Well Rebecca we are doing this for a promotion. She's a fan...and you have to thank her for that. Rebecca : Oh please..the fans are my least concern here..but since i'm going on a little trip..I think I might just make her a valuable helper over there. *Rebecca turns towards the girl* So sweetheart..what's your name? Lucy: My name is Lucy..Lucy Valerio Rebecca : Nice to meet you Lu..mind if I call you Lu? I'm Rebecca Rancid as you have previously seen me on T.V..but Lucy let me inform you on one thing here. What you're about to witness is the real me. You already know Rebecca Rancid but you will soon find out who Rebecca Anne Davis really is. So we shall now get into the limo. Follow me. The girl follows Rebecca to the limo. Rebecca gets inside with the girl. Rebecca : We are now heading over to a ceremony in a church since it's almost easter..don't you think we should pay them a little visit? I hope you like churches Lue..because this will definatley be a long one..Now since i've read some information on the jobber who's title I will be taking soon..I decided to pay a tribute to him..he's mostly a church goer and sincehe's oh so holy..lets show him some graditute. The limo pulls up next to a church.Rebecca walks out with Lucy following her. She slowly enters the church. It seems like they are a little bit late..but thats not so bad now isn't it. Lucy waits at the end but Rebecca grabs hold of her hand and walks towards the alter. The father is up there preaching. Rebecca walks up to him and slaps him in the face. Offended he grabs hold of her hand. She manages to break lose and breaks his neck. The father is then dead. Rebecca stands on top of the table and looks over at the people. Her glare is evil. Soon one person is set on fire causing chaos int he church. People start rushing out leaving Rebecca alone. She turns towards Lucy and smiles. Rebecca : Job well done Lu..they are all gone..now lets say a little prayer. C'mon repeat after me. Lucy : ok Rebecca: Holy father, tonight I will be making an offering towards you. Lucy : Holy father, tonight I will be making an offering towards you. Rebecca : That will help me have more faith and trust in you. Lucy : That will help me have more faith and trust in you. Rebecca : I want you to understand that i'm just doing my job...and I hope tht you forgive me if i'm doing it wrong..but underneath my bare skin I know that what I do..no matter what you say..is of my will..and my will is always right. Repeat after me Lucy..my will is always right. Lucy : My will is always right. Rebecca : Amen Lucy : Amen. Rebecca sits down ont he table. She looks over at Lucy and then up. Rebecca : Bring on the offering. From behind two white curtain a huge cross comes towards Rebecca. Nothing is on the cross..yet. Rebecca then turns around and sees her offering tied up with a bunch of chains..his name is hunter. Rebecca : Ahh..There he is..Triple H..tonight..this will be my offering..my sheep that I shed the blood of to wipe on my doors so that the angel of death may not seek me any longer. Come here my lamb..come here and cleanse me of my sin. Rebecca walks towards Triple H who struggles to get out of her reach. She slowly runs her hand through his hair seeing as he has been terribly brusied by the strong armed men who brought him here. She breaks his chains off with her bare hands..her eyes completley black. She then picks him up and throws him towards the cross.. Rebecca : I shall never be held guilty of my sins again..you shall be my scape goat. He can't move since he has been tranquilized. Rebecca pushes him on the cross laying him in position to be nailed. Luckily for him there are no nails or hammer to go through the nailing process so she's just have to tied him up..but being who she is Rebecca always has a back up plan. Slowly Triple H starst to twist as the iron from his body starts to get out into little particals of dust. The soon form into the shap of a nail..one..two..three of them. Slowly the nails peirce through his hand making him scream. Rebecca circles him chanting. Soon the cross rises up for the finaly. Soon his pants come off. He is now naked. Rebecca gets out her pocket knife. She turns over to Lucy. Rebecca : Watch and learn. She then slowly grabs hold of his tiny little penis and starts to cut it off. You can hear screams echo loudly from outside the church. However ont he inside..you find a dead man on a cross with his cock in his mouth. Rebecca licks her lips. Good job she thinks to herself. She then closes her eyes and shakes the evil off. Her eyes are back to normal again. She turns towards Lucy. Rebecca : I hope you have learned your lesson..I'm sure my opponent already has. You may now leave. The scene then fades into black. |