//Public Service Annoucement: I'm, known for possesing one of the dirtiest minds in the world and I think of the unthinkable which may be included in the following. I can't help it if it's too damn hard on the eyes or mind. I am who I am..can I change that? No..So if you're affended..Good..Cause I STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

Roleplay title: you clicked people mentioned; ..... OOC: lol sorry my las one was crappy but I like this one

This is a Public Service annnouncement brought to you in part by Rebecca Rancid. The views in this roleplay are totally fucked but should NOT be taken lightly. Children should not partake in the reading of this roleplay without laces in their shoes. Reading this roleplay means that your agreeing to lick my cunt. OH...before I go..there's one more thing..don't read this roleplay after taking in drugs. THANKYOU! The scene opens with Rebecca Rancid in the training room. She's training for her match ofcourse what else would she be doing in there? All alone?!? Well she did ask David to coem with her but he felt that he was too tough to be training for the match and he could easily take down his opponents. On the other hand Rebecca felt the same way. She too found it easy to take down her opponents..a little too easy..but as always she was goign to give them a good match..even if she had to rip everything inside of them. Rebecca is dressed in a white tee with blue shorts. Her hair is let down as she sits on the tredmill drinking from a bottle of water. She smirks at the camera. No sweat at all shows that she hasn't even touched any equipments or wasn't training. Rebecca: Keegan Keegan Keegan..Your promo's were nothing but pathetic..now before I go on lets take a look at what Keegan had to say about the match. Shall we? The cameras roll into some footage that was done previously as a promo for his match. Now he was pretty pissed of about losing to Brooklyn so the bad little boy decided to take his frustrations out on his fatality opponents..what a sad little fuck..lets take a closer look on what he was mumbling with his whiney cum guzzling mouth. Keegan: First off let me get to the two wack ass superstars that i have to face in this match. I have seen both of their promos and you gotta be kidding me. We got dumb and dumber as oppenents. This shit should be an easy ass match for me. Im not worried about these people very much. See i can tell that right now that david barker is utter and complete garbage. this man probably couldnt tie his own damn shoe. What the hell kind of promo was that asking wqho the hell are you facing. If you have seen some of my promos you might know who the fuck i am bozo. Now in this match i am looking for a win and david dawg all im saying is that im hungry and im ready for my meal. This show will be my first win with or without my damn partner. I will take on you and the dirty ho that will be typing with you. Any way i would just like you to remember that i am the NEW MASSACRE OF THE FUCKING WRESTLING WORLD and im standing on it boitches!!!! The scene then fades away from Keegans promo and back to Rebecca sitting on the tredmill. She has a sadistic look on her face. Rebecca : Fuck..people have to hit themselves 365 times in the head to even hear what you're saying. Yet you classify yourself as a good opponent. You know I did watch your match with Brooklyn and she beat the shit out of you. She is a good wrestler for one but you on the other hand are just a phoney. It's so easy to beat your ass..Keegan..you're nothing. Rebecca takes a deep breath. Rebecca : I also managed to hear you say that I was a dirty "ho" and you found me easy to take down...sorry Keegan..I'm not a man slut like you. You're easy to take down both in the ring and in bed..man..you dirty dirty little boy. Shut you're mouth. Thats all you have for me? I can come up with so much fun to poke at you. Rebecca laughs. Rebecca : Look at the way you speak..open your damn mouth it looks like your teeth are glued together WITH SEMEN...what have you been sucking Keegan? OH don't want to know that...we all know what it is. You also stated that this would supposidley be your first win in uWi..but you're so fucking wrong. C'mon..I don't really know anything much about David Barker but I for one am too good to be true. Don't tell me you haven't heard of me..well unless your a jobber..but still..i'm Rebecca Rancid..not your oridnary bitch..I'm no skank..I'm basically the biggest bitch you will ever meet. Look at yourself..now i'm not going to brag about my victories but I can tell you this..I held the bytch title in BUD..somethign you could NEVER get your hands on. So 50..I mean Keegan..think before you open your mouth or you know what might just get sliped down there..oops..wasn't supposed to say that out loud. Rebecca covers her mouth up trying not to laugh. Rebecca: Easy opponents? Is that what you refer to us as..even though you ave never faced either one? Now David might be a little to laid back but then again it's an act..we have yet to see what he can do in the ring..as for me being an easy opponent..you got to be kidding me buddy. This isn't Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie that you're facing..it's Rebecca FUCKING Rancid. The pyro princess..the demented offspring..Do you know why they call me the pyro princess? well..you're just going to have to wait and see. Rebecca takes another sip of water from her bottle. Rebecca : Now apprently there has been a bit of a change in our match..Kevin fin...no wait it's Keegan Fin will be the only opponent me and David have. Because sweetheart your partner is not showing up. I know why...you're so fucken pathetic to recognize fame and talent she felt so embarrased to be teamed up with you. Her face was blushing red..I bet she won't show her face in the arena until a week or so after fatality..right after me and David kick your ass. I'm sure I'd be able to dot hat myself..so why not just let David lay back and watch me beat the hell out of you..i'm going to take you back to school bizzatch. Rebecca holds up the middle finger as the camera fades to black.

DISCLAiMER: this layout was made by Girl.in.the.mirror only for the use of myself and no one else. The only reason you would steal this layout is if you had a death wish and I bet you don't want to die at such a young age do you? So don't touch it. Also you can't request one like this from someone else because I will come there not only get your ass into deeeeep shit but the sick fuck who made it for you will rot in peices. Don't ask me to make you one because I don't make layouts for anyone but my closest freinds. Bottom line GO FUCK YOURSELF!