This is a Public Service annnouncement brought to you in part by Rebecca Rancid. The views in this roleplay are totally fucked but should NOT be taken lightly. Children should not partake in the reading of this roleplay without laces in their shoes. Reading this roleplay means that your agreeing to lick my cunt. OH...before I go..there's one more thing..don't read this roleplay after taking in drugs. THANKYOU! Zoe? Zoe Carlson? Who the fuck is Zoe Carlson..I find myself asking these questions each and everyday of my life. Why does Rebecca Rancid have to deal with all the newbie's that come to BUD? It's frustrating trying to drill some sense into their asses..but time and again Rebecca has been asked why she bothers kicking their to get them alive and bitching rather than just talking to them..but it's no use at all. Asking Zoe Carlson to stop being such a fucking dumb bitch won't stop her from being one...but ripping out her heart and handing it to her in a silver platter will. Sometimes people just tend to learn the hard way..really dumb..really really dumb and quiet sad but then again there's nothing that can be done about it. The only way to rid these people off the face of the earth is by killing them..and that's what Rebecca would do to Zoe on thursday. The Reality of the Originators. The scene opens in the locker room of the originators. Obie and Roscoe are on the couch. Roscoe reading a book and OBM watching promo's. Taylor is pacing around the room and DC near the window smoking a cigarette. The door is flung open by Rebecca Rancid..the second youngest member of the Originator family. Each of the members look over at Rebecca who has just entered. Rebecca : Hello hello people! Obie smiles. Rebecca goes over to him and gives him a hug and a kiss on the cheek. She then turns towards Taylor who looks all happy. She's wearing a black and yellow jacket with the exact same kind of lacey boots to match them and a pair of blue ripped jeans. Her blonde hair is tied up. She rushes towards Taylor and gives her a hug. Rebecca: Oh god Taylor..i'm so glad you're back. Rebecca waves at DC who is sitting down on another couch writting something. Probably a freestyle. Rebecca takes a seat next to Obie and roscoe on the couch. Rebecca: I just can't believe what's happening to BUD these days..We have jobbers coming in one by one trying to claim greatness in here. I'm sure that happens a lot..but it's just that..they come in loads at one time. Obie: In BUD the difference between a real wrestler and a jobber can easily be told. They just bring themselves out without any motivation to..okay they do need some..I'll give them something they managed to catch Falcon's eye. Rebecca: Yes..well we have got rid of a few of them as of late and now we are looking foward to throw some more over. But besides this whole Jobber era i'm just glad Taylor Lynn's back here. Taylor: Aww I missed you too sweetie. DC: We're all glad you're back Taylor..I just knew you were going to come home. After all you are the franchise champion. Rebecca smiles. Rebecca: Well you guys have the night off..it's just me and Obie. Obie nods as he watches the latest promo by Angelique. Suddenly something weird happens to the T.V. There is a loud noise blaring throughout the house of the "o". It seems like someone's screaming on T.V. All the members come together in front of the T.V and keep staring. That loud noise is Zoe Carlson. Rebecca: Ahh..make this loud mouthed bitch shut up! She's hurting my ears. Rebecca trys and shuts her ears but the screaming is a little too loud for her to block. Obie turns the T.V off and everything is back to normal. Finally the peace and quiet. Obie: Don't you have a match against her this thursday? Rebecca: Yes..I suppose..who is this girl anyways? Taylor: Zoe Carlson. Rebecca: Oh..Zoey Carlson! That new chick in the Frantic/Phantom team! Taylor: Yes..I don't like her..so I'm goign to ask you to do one thing..destroy her for me. Rebecca nods. She smirks. Rebecca: So when did this peice of shit drag herself into that screwed up stable..what's it called anyways. Obie: They don't have a name..yet. Rebecca: [laughs] ha! Looks like they're forming a stable..lets give them a name the three little monkeys with they're nose, ears and mouth closed. Fucking Monkeys..Atleast they'd be able to teach the rest of the assholes something they won't forget. Taylor: But Rebecca isn't it supposed to be Eyes, Ears and mouth? Rebecca laughs. Rebecca: Not really..this is my own little dash to the name .It's don't say a word refering to Phantom since his cock sucking mouth won't seem to stop running. Don't listen to anyone referrign to Frantic who basically believes anything and everything he is told...and DON'T BREATHE to Zoey who just isn't worth looking at. They soon start to laugh. Obie: Well I got to do a promo for my match with Angelique and Frantic..So i'm going to leave soon. Goodbye. Obie kisses Taylor and then walks out with Roscoe leaving DC, Taylor Lynn and Rebecca Rancid alone. Rebecca turns around and walks towards DC who is still writting. Rebecca: Dark Child. [DC looks up at Rebecca ] Do you or Do you not think I stand a chance at Joe Carlson tonight? DC: No..there's no chance of that happening. Rebecca: Exactly..I feel so happy for her..and yet so sad..I mean look at this young blossoming virgin..she has so much faith in herself..so much confidence..and then..someone like me is going to take that all away from her? Rebecca nods Rebecca: Although it's like taking Candy from a baby..it seems so..mean..Why must I do all this? Is there nothing but evil in me..to take away this n00bs cockyness and leave her with suicidal thoughts. Rebecca spins around towards Taylor. Rebecca: Do you think she's going to commit suicide if I beat her? Rebecca bites her lips waiting for a reply. Taylor: Hopefully. Rebecca laughs. Rebecca: Yeah I wish the same..I mean after all the sins this girl has commited she should suffer big time and commiting suicide will be the best thing to do to end all this misery..well..on earth that is. Taylor: Yeah especially after what she did to me. I wish I could kick her ass instead. Rebecca: Yeah Taylor..you can come out to ring side..that is after I finished beating the shit out of her. I'll let you add the finishing touches. Rebecca winks. Taylor: Thank you. Rebecca: It's no problem..after all that Phantom and his 'crew' did to you a few days ago..I won't hestitate to turn their whore into grilled beef. Rebecca laughs at the thought. Rebecca: Well anyways..what else is up with you guys. DC: Noth.. The door is pushed open once again. All three of them turn around to find Jolie standing in front of the closed door.Rebecca rolls her eyes. She walks towards Jolie. Rebecca: Joeeeey..I was waiting for you for so long..don't you know how much I missed you? C'mon..I haven't seen you ever since..well..ever since I won the bytch title. Both girls look at the belt on Rebecca's waist. She smirks and holds her head up high. Rebecca: Thats right..take a good look at you're new bytch champion Jolie..take a picture if you want..but then again..you don't really need to because this title is going to stay on my waist until I die. Jolie giggles. Rebecca runs the title. She then looks up at Jolie. Rebecca: Now..why are you here again? Jolie stares at Rebecca blankly..there is a moment of silence until Jolie finally raises her hand in the air almost scarign the shit out of Rebecca. Jolie: I wanted to ask you about Zoe Carlson and thursday night..are you really up for that? Do you think you can beat her? After all she does have Phantom and Frantic..don't you think she'd be able to pull this one off? Rebecca: Yeah thats true..Phantom and Frantic had me and Taylor beat..but then again that was on our worse day. I mean..we did go through hell to win the bytch title and the franchise title which must have given those two jobbers a hand over us...and then again if they are really good wrestlers and can still beat us on our best day..it still won't do her any good. Rebecca smirks. She pushes a lock of hair hanging on her face behind her ear. Rebecca: You see..Frantic is too busy ticking like a time bomb getting ready for his match against Obie and Angelique..and Phantom well..Phantom has his head wayyy up Creepers ass..so the two of them couldn't be bothered about this rape victim they've hired as a stable mate. Rebecca takes a deep breath. Rebecca: And what does that leave us with? Nothing! Nothing but poor old Zoeykins to be hurt soon. Jolie: Well thats nice Rebecca..but she did mention something about being "lucky". Rebecca laughs out loud..she laughs so loudly tears start to pour out of her eyes. Soon after Rebecca gets control of herself she manages to say something. Rebecca: C'mon..C'mon Zoeykins..that girl has her head so high up Phantom and Frantic's ass..she must be their whore..why else would they have taken her with them? They probably found this chick on the roadside..a 12 year old prostitute begging for sex..and after she finally let them fuck her brains out they decided to pay her off. Rebecca takes a seat on the nearst chair. She leans back looking up at the ceiling. Rebecca: This girl gets so sad..she relies on luck to help her out..the lucky little one..lucky me..what a silly little peice of shit.. Rebecca gets out of the chair coming face to face with Jolie. Rebecca: Tell me..tell me honestly Jolie..does a girl who relies on luck have the slighest chance of beating the current bytch champion? Jolie: mmm..1 out of 4 Rebecca bursts out laughing. Rebecca: Well..thanks for being nice there Jo..Give the youngin some hope..she'll need it up until thurday night..after that it's just a matter of councelling to keep her ass from bouncing off the wall. Jolie: Well...I guess so..well she also mentioned that you wouldn't show up for your match..and that you would be too busy partying to bother about something like her. Rebecca: Hmm..too bad for her..look at her go like she's some psychic chick. She's too damn stupid to be one..c'mon..who does she think I am? Why would I pass up this match to party? I'm not dumb..Winning the bytch champion was a great accomplishment to me..yeah..but I would really like to keep it around my waist for a very long time..and if that means beating the shit out of n00bs then so be it. Rebecca stretches. Rebecca: Also after what she did to Taylor Lynn..it's not forgotten..I'm going to make sure I rip that girls head apart in that match causing her sooo much pain she won't even think of touching my girl Taylor Lynn ever again. Jolie: Okay..thank you Rebecca..but I have a few more questions for you after the commercial break. The scene fades to a commercial break. The scene comes back from the commercial break. The setting is as it was. Dc in the room...Rebecca Rancid getting interviewed by Jolie but where did Taylor Lynn go? Hmmm. Rebecca turns towards Jolie who is daydreaming. She waves her hands in front of Jolie but Jolie refuses to get back to reality so Rebecca slaps her hard. With that Jolie shakes herself back into the interview. [:Jolie:] Oh sorry..where was I? [:Rebecca:] Well we have to get on witht he interview..do you have anymore questions? I mean..I do have other things to take care of you know. I'm a busy bytch champion. Rebecca gives her 'oh so innocent' little smile. [: Jolie :] Okay well..what about Phantom and Frantic..I mean they did have you beat a long time ago..so what if they decide to get into this match and back zoe up...? Rebecca: Trust me Jo there's no chance of those two ignorant gay men getting they're ass into the ring with em and Zoe tonight. Like I said before..Frantic's busy with Obie and Angel and Phantom now has his head stuck up Sean Hunters ass...and knowing Sean he likes it when huge objects are up his ass so there's no garuntee that Phantom will be loose anytime soon. Jolie: Zoey just did an interview with me and she said that you don't read books and all that garbage..I had no idea what was goign on in there to be honest..I hope you did. Rebecca: Interesting Jo..I did hear what she said and I thought it was laugh....*Rebecca looks at her watch*Listen Jolie I have to go..I have stuff to do okay? Rebecca leaves the room. |