//Warning: This roleplay will contain...ah fuck it..if you don't like words like cock, fuck and cunt then go suck on a fucking dick instead of reading this roleplay.
	//People mentioned//:Derek Owens, Nicolas Yeon, Kaci Venom Parker. //Roleplay title//: Condoms, Douchebags and vibrators. //ooc//: Hey Derek...Remember me cunt? I got permission to attack you and don't bother replying to this and attacking me because your character was knocked the fuck out and it will be very unrealistic for him to just get up and attack her. Also don't open a new thread attackign her because that will be asspulling and there will be HELL consequences for that. Well enjoy reading this roleplay..I would say it's a bit too uneasy for you..but then again..you are a cunt so you can manage that. Anyways..Catchya later. thank you very much.
	//Aww lookie what we have here. Derek Ownes just attacked Nicolas Yeon. How smart of him. Thats wasn't a good job on his part there but did he think he'd get away with it? Didn't he know that for everything someone does there are consequences? And the harder you bitch..the harder your punsihment is. Just as Derek is getting out of Nicolas's locker room with a happy smile on his face he bumps into a drunk out of her head person. She is holding a beer bottle in her hand and she slams it on his head as soon as she sees him. He falls down with that but is still concious. The girl then laughs in his face. That of what is a short fuck named Derek Owens gets to his feet and starts to yell at her. She is too drunk to even hear what he is saying that she just kicks him in the balls. She then gets a chair and slams in on his head causing him to fall down again. She puts the chair on his neck and leans on him and he chokes. After a while Derek Ownes is unconcious. Finally! I thought that fuck would never die. What's with his narrator anyways?  He talks like he has a cock stuck up his ass 24/7. The scene then blackens out and immediatley opens to a new one which shows a hand lying on a peice of wood. The image is yellowish and somewhat blurry. Suddenly a hammer comes down on the hand and blood splatters all over the place. It seems like a nail was placed on his hand and then brutally hammered in. Derek screams in pain as blood splatters all over his naked chest while the girl nails in his other hand. The image then gets a longshot profiling Derek ownes on a cross with his shirt off. After nailing his legs into the cross aswell the girl pulls a chain which raises the cross up horizontally. Derek Owens looks down at her. She looks back up at him. She has blonde long hair about the length of her hips and shimmering blue eyes. She takes a bucket of sand and throws it all around him. She then takes a can of gasoline and makes an outer circle around the sand. She then steps on the sand ans drops a lighter into the gasoline. Fire spreads around them not allowing itself to burn Derek and the girl. She then looks up at him again and strips his pants off. He screams frightened of whats she's goign to do to him. She then slowly takes his "panties" off aswell exposing his tiny cock. He looks down to see them but apparentley they aren't there anymore...Sorry..they are still there but it's just too damn small for him to see. Also one of his balls are bigger than the other..is that even normal? The girl then laughs causing him to look at her. He speaks in a loud confused voice.// //Derek//: Who the hell are you? And what the fuck are you going to do to me? //The girl paces around him for sometime. He tries to look at the back to see what she's going to do. She then comes back in front of him and suprisingly begins to speak.// //Girl//: Well well well...so you haven't heard of m huh? Well my name is Rebecca Rancid. And by my last name you know i'm definatley royalty. So bow down Derek...bow down and respect the crown..oh wait you can't..because your all tied up there. You see Kaci Parker gave you to me. She said that I could do anything I wanted to and you know what i'm going to do to you? I'm going to make you my personal bitch! Now bitches don't have dicks but I see we have a problem with this one. So prepare for annihilation. Sorry Derek but come to think of it I don't really have a vendetta against you but your just a random fuck I chose to torture. Anctually come to think of it I heard about you a lot from the other people. Your a preety annoying little man aren't you Derek? Well I'm going to have extra fun killing you. Derek's eyes widen. Is he going to get killed? Nooo noooo. Hold on a minute thinks Derek..how is she goign to make me her personal bitch when i'm dead. There might just be a twist to this whole thing here. So being the dumb cunt eater he is Derek decides to spears his jaws apart and speak. //Derek//: Yeah right...How can you make me your personal bitch if i'm dead...I don't believe a word you say you stupid little girl. //Rebecca flares with anger..how could this..this naked man here talk shit so freely? Isn't he aware of what he's getting himself into..wait wait wait Rebecca..what is Derak getting himself into..shit? No..the correct answer is Lee Hellspawns shit. Yes..Derek was about to swim like a dolphin in Lee Hellspawns shit..nahh..that would be the easy way out. Rebecca had to plan something so dirty it would make derek wet his tighty whiteys..or could he? Rebecca smirks. The anger has now faded into a big 'grin'. The grin indeed. The million dollar "grin" Rebecca had trademarked.// //Rebecca//: Now now Derek..don't get too exicted..I haven't even revealed my special desert for tonight. You see Derey dear. You've been digging yourself a bigger hole by opening your cock sucking mouth. Everytime you open your mouth shit falls out..like in that fairytale..cinderella...no no no...umm Red ridding hood? It doesn't matter. This here Derek is nothign but your own misery..did you honestly think that sticking that fucking condom in Nicolas's mouth was any good? Hmm did it give you pleasure? What about the whole sticking the vibrator up her ass? You think you're funyn don't you? Little prankster? hmm? Well Derey..here's a "prank" that i'm goign to pull on you...hold on I wouldn't really call that a prank..you know..since i'm really goign to do it. So dery..it's time for.. //With that said Rebecca takes out a switch blade from her pocket. She then puts on some gloves and reaches up to Derek's cock. She starts by slitting it and drawing blood. She then takes it out and stabs hard into it. Derek screams loudly. She then pulls it and cuts on it and it finally drops out and falls to the ground. She laughs as he screams some more. She then takes the hammer and starts to hit on his balls breaking them aswell. They burst and blood splatters all over Rebecca's face. She smiles and continues to hit them. She then finds something thats transparent white and gooey stuff leaks out. What the fuck is that? Well it was Derek's implants. They had been busted a long time ago. She looks up at him with a disgusted face. She then throws the trasparent plastic away and continues to hammer his balls. Derek screams louder and louder each time. She then stops and looks at him. He has a look of distaste on his face. She starts to laugh loudly as he pleads her to stop.// //Derek//: Why does this have to be this way? Why me? What did I ever do to you? Please? Why have you done this to me you stupid bitch! Your fucking nasty..a nasty little bitch! Why the fuck are you doign this? Please stop will you please stop it! I can't take it anymore. //Rebecca//: I'm glad you can't Derek. As I was saying before. I heard about you and let me tell you something..your a preety bitchy man. I saw your debut. The way you talk to the people around here. and whats with you and the Canadians? You little Aussie fuck! You think your all that? Look at you..You and your gothic make up tryna look all tought huh? You disgust me man. I just saw how you came here all bitchy and started dissing everyone and then what pissed me off was you called Nicolas Yeon fake and put a vibrator up her ass. How is she fake Derek? Just because you are? Although you did a good job on the vibrator part you should have known that there will be consequences to your fucked up actions. And guess what? I was watching what you did and I couldn't help but come here and attack you and literary fuck you up. Well Derek I have come up with a conclusion for you. You are now my bitch..hoe, slut..whatever you want to call it. Your nothing without your tiny penis so i'm goign to end this will a little treat for you. //Rebecca picks up the switch blade once again she gets on her toes and begins to carve into Derek's stomach. First she starts with an "R" and then continues with "Rebecca Rancid's Bitch". Derek starts to scream again as blood drips from his body. She then takes part of the sand and throws it on the fire completly putting it off. She then starts to play "Just lose it" by Eminem which is her theme song. She then pushes the cross down and hits Derek in the face with the hammer causing him to fall unconcious again and then leaves. I guess the short fuck finally got what he deserve. Well kids the only thing I have to say about this is to stay out of Rebecca's view so that this doesn't happen to you. Can you imagine this? //
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