OOC: Oh fuck me please..I lost this roleplay and had to re-write it again. I'm sorry about the typos and length of the roleplay.

The scene opens up with Carmen Payne walking towards her locker room. It's Totally Toasted Thursday and young Carmen Payne got herself a match against Rebecca Rancid. She doesn't seemed to be worried at all. With her little "dark avenger" hat and her little black boots she pushes the door to her locker room open. Right on the couch sits her Thursday night opponent. Mizz Rebecca Rancid. Rebecca has a little black book in her hand and now begins to read from it loudly.

"Dear Diary...I fucked Novacaine..we had a.."

Carmen rushes towards Rebecca who looks up at her with a bright smile.

"The fuck you doing here?"

"I could have sworn that Trish Startus walked in here..what's with the hat, woman?"

She grabs the book away from Rebecca's hand who willingly lets her. Carmen then tosses the book to the other side of the room so that Rebecca won't go on and pick it up.

"You're not welcome here so please get out."

"You said I was here under your terms? I came here to give you a little pep talk before our match tonight."

Carmen rolls her eyes.

"C'mon Rebecca..please cut the bullshit..i've heard enough of your..."

Rebecca interrupts Carmen before she goes on to say another word and make a fool out of herself.

"Enough of my what? I gave you your turn to speak and now it's mine. I only came to your little locker room so I can confront you about what you just said out there. What you're scared of me now? You want to repeat all those things you said about me to my face?"

"Sure.."

"Please..don't. Now lets see..you made it quiet clear that I was BUD's biggest whore and that I slept with OBM and Sean Hunter...but thats where you're wrong. I was never with Obie..and you would know that..if you were in BUD before. So before you go around falsely accusing someone do you're research, newbie."

"But ..but but.."

Carmen trys to say something in her defense but Rebecca won't let that happen.

"Yeah I know what you're thinking. N.O.V.A.C.A.I.N.E...You're always thinking of him aren't you? How big his penis is...or small in this case...Now you were only trying to let everyone know that there wasn't any sexual tension between the two of you. Infact you never ever touched Nova...'Nova i'm here in your hotel room..now lets go to bed and NOT have sex.'..'hey Nova i'm naked..but DON'T look at me."

Rebecca chuckles.

"and to make it sound sweet and innocent NOVA took so much trouble and got a camera man to come over to his hotel room and shoot a porn video and a little message for me as the side dish...little did he realize that he was shooting both his porno flick and the message to me at the same time..thats why I was albe to see his little black eyed pea for a dick...and NOVA..no I don't think i'm going to be able to find that thing unless I had a magnifying glass at hand and unless I was really desperate for sex. Even Harry Flog would come before you if I ever got desperate. He asked me to PLEASE not mention him anymore..so NOVA..I'm never going to take you're name again...now back to you miss Carmen Payne."

Rebecca smiles at Carmen.

"Okay I'm lying! Nova..i'm going to mention you OVER AND OVER AGAIN whether you like it or not...and i'm going to do it only because you asked me not to..I WANT TO PISS YOU OFF. Now being the pervert he is Nova decided to let you into his home...and talk you into being with him..Look now Carmen. I know you were never with NOVA..but I only said that to piss you off..and there you were running your little mouth like you were on Jerry Springer. Glad to see my method worked."

Rebecca walks over to a vase in Carmens room. She picks up a flower and sniffs it. Carmen hasn't said a word since now. She just stands back and lets Rebecca go on..hmm maybe she's saving up her disses to make another lame promo of hers.

"You know i've been the bytch champion before don't you? Oh wait you probably don't since you're so bad at researching. I could almost picture you sitting down with your cheesy little lap top and trying up "Gypsy" instead of "Rebecca Rancid"..hmm that explains why you called me a prostitute. You've got it all mixed up girl..when was I ever a prostitute?"

Rebecca crushes the flower with her hand and drops it to the floor.

"And then you go into this dark forest talking big like you were Chris Styles..and we're supposed to be afraid of you? Just because you act like some gothic sleezebag doesn't mean people have to flee at your arrival..the only person who would actually do something like that is NOVA...he's run from you because you fucked his brains out so much that it made him think he was having the worst sex in his life...and then you call me a prostitute..just because a lab monkey with a small penis rejects you..you don't have to get all PMSie on me. Lets just take a closer look at this shall we...what have you done in you're life that was soo goddamn great? You keep pushing the fact that i'm a prostitute..then what are you? A virgin girl?"

Rebecca places her index finger just a few centimeters below her lip and pretends to think.

"Lets just say you were a virgin and you managed to beat me and then Snake eyes for the bytch champion. Do you know how hard it is to hold that title?..you have most of the men in BUD trying to get you into bed with them so that they can further their career..ofcourse those are the desperate ones. Hint Hint..NOOVVAA How would you react to that?"

Rebecca crushes the flower with her foot to piss Carmen off even more.

"Now lets see..who's the most desperate man in BUD? Chris Styles..lets say Chris Styles thinks you're as cool as Carlito and he wants to crush your little "flower". Not only will he be happy about that fact that he's fucking the bytch champion but the fact that you're still a virgin thrills him even more...ofcourse I would recommend that you use and much as proctection you need and encourage him to double up because after riding Eden Rhapsody Styles and Tonka Thomas's pussy he'd be infected with every single STD out there."

Rebecca starts to chuckle at the though she's having.

"And after that it won't be 'Carmen Payne sleeps with filthy pig.'..but 'Carmen payne sleeps with filthy boy in an afro and his apple' is much more of a title for the news."

Rebecca rolls her eyes.

"But lets get back to reality Carmen..there's no way that you're a virgin..If you were I wouldn't have heard NOVA screaming 'I FUCKED CARMEN PAYNE ..I FUCKED CARMEN PAYNE' outside my locker room yesterday. So instead of you trying to retaliate..which you're going to fail at miserably..i'd suggest you actually prepare yourself for this rude little awakening you're going to get in the ring tonight so it won't be much of a suprise to you."

"Why don't you.."

Carmen has finally decided to speak but it's too late.

"Now i'm done what I had to say to you..I will be going away so that you can make use of your precious little time..See you in the ring tonight little concubine."

Rebecca waves at Carmen as she walks away from the locker room. She looks back at Carmen who is still stunned and winks. The scene then fades to black.