The scene opens up inside the private Jet. Rebecca ‘s feet are placed on the seat opposite her. There is a little blanket covering half her body. Her eyes are shut and she is fast asleep unaware of the drama that’s going on around her. She was sitting next to an open window which allows a lot f win to get inside blowing her hair away from her face.. but that doesn’t bother her. She has not slept for days and now that the time has come for her to rest.. nothing and no one will stop her.
Jimmy Fingers and the camera men are playing around like little children next to the sleeping Rebecca. Jimmy looks over at Rebecca who’s sleeps and then back at the camera man.
“Are you thinking what i’m thinking?�?he asks looking back at Rebecca with a smirk on his face and then looking at the camera.
“Not really..�?says the camera man with a disgusted look on his face. “Are you thinking of taping her while she sleeps and then jerking off to it whenever you feel like?�?/FONT>
Jimmy has the weirdest look on his face. He reaches his hand out and smacks the camera man.
“No you pervert!�?/FONT> he says laughing a little. “How could you even think of doing something like that?�?he asks disappointed at the camera man. “I was thinking.. it’s time for some MOD predictions!!. TADA!!�?/FONT>
“Ooh.�?says the camera man who is glad that Jimmy wouldn’t think of doing something as low as that. “I guess. My camera is already taping this so I guess we can have a little fun.. but...�?/FONT>
“But what?�?/FONT> asks Jimmy Fingers.
“But as long as we don’t disturb Rebecca.. she said that she didn’t get enough sleep.. well she never slept at all.. so I think she deserves her rest.�?/FONT>
“Oh don’t worry.. she wouldn’t wake up that easily.�?Jimmy says eye balling the camera man.
“Well whatever.. just don’t make too much noise.�?
“Ookay...�?Jimmy says. “If it’s that important to her. Well.. lets get this show started.�?Jimmy says all excited.
“Ladies and Gentlemen.. this is Jimmy Fingers one of your Monday night hangover announcers and that over there is my camera man.. wave for the camera, camera man.. wave for the camera!�?/FONT> Jimmy says almost breaking out in laughter.
The camera man smacks Jimmy over the head with Rebecca’s pillow which she threw on the floor before.
“Anyways..�?Jimmy says controlling his laughter. “We’re live from Rebecca Rancid’s private jet.. as you can see right now.. she’s sleeping.. c’mon can we get a shot of sleeping beauty.. yes.. there she is.. I bet she’d kill me if she knew we were taping right now.. but she’s sleeping.. and I could always run away once we land.�?/FONT> he says with a clever look on his face.
“mmhmm.. I’m sure you’d be able to run from her.. anyways.. if you ignore Jimmy’s stupidity.. and move on with what we’re about to do.. I think you’d be less bored.�?/FONT>
“Whatever Keith.. you’re only jealous of me because i‘m soo funny.. anyways.. Since our little princess is asleep we decided to cut our own little promo.. it’s based on MOD.. now since this is THEE most important PPV in BUD.. we start over by going into some predictions and then take you back in time to show you how these superstar got here to this PPV.�?/FONT>
“That’s right Jimmy.. because after this PPV a lot of things are going to change. Especially with the main event.. who will become the master of the domain for 2005?�?/FONT>
“Yes Keith.. who do you think will win?�?/FONT>
“I think Andrew Underwood is taking this one.. After all he wants to show everyone that he’s not just his father’s son.. but his own person.. he’s not Syck jr.. but he is Andrew Underwood.�?/FONT>
“You see.. that’s where I got to disagree with you, buddy. Seifer is working pretty hard for this one... and it’s a proven fact that his ego which is larger than anyone else’s in BUD gets him places.. after all it got him into the match.. how do you know that it wasn’t by luck that Andrew took that victory over him.. Seifer can get pretty tough and he loves to mess with your head.. so I think he’s going to be the next master of the domain.. he was voted wrestler of the year.. and he’s been working his ass off this entire year to get to this point.. while Andrew Underwood only came in a few months ago.�?/FONT>
“What about RuCKus?�?/FONT>
“I don’t think he’s going to be here.. and even if he was here.. it wouldn’t make a difference.. Seifer is going to take this one.. and i’d bet my money on him?�?/FONT>
“Oh really? How much..?�?/FONT>
“The cost of this private Jet!�?/FONT>
“This isn’t your jet!�?/FONT>
“Not if I stole it from her!�?/FONT>
“Whatever.. speaking of Seifer.. and Seifer’s friends.. Sean Hunter will be taking on Justin Black for the heavyweight title..�?/FONT>
“Sean Hunter is definitely taking this one.. All Justin Black has put out was one lousy promo.. Go Sean Hunter!!! Go Sean!!! But don’t bring Harry Flog near me!�?/FONT>
“Are you sure? Because I was starting to think you had a little crush on Harry?�?/FONT>
“Fuck you!�?/FONT>
“Whatever! Anyways.. Our very own Dark Falcon will be crushing Ace tomorrow night.. I hear he’s bringing a special guest in the ring with him..�?/FONT>
“I hope it’s a chick with big tits!!�?/FONT>
“Oh shut up Jimmy! Is that all you ever think about? You’re pathetic! You and Leaky Format would make such a cute couple.�?/FONT>
“Really? So does that mean we can come to Nova’s and your wedding?�?/FONT>
“Shut up! At least Nova’s beating those two for the ICON title.�?/FONT>
“Aww.. so will he wear it to your wedding?�?/FONT>
“Shut up about that already or i’ll cakeslap you out of this jet!�?/FONT>
“Bring it on BIZATCH!!�?/FONT>
“OH it’s already been brought!�?/FONT>
The two of them get up and start to hit each other with Rebecca’s pillow. They seem so caught up in the moment that they forget they are on TV. Lets just say they’re having too much fun.. the kind of fun two grown men aren’t supposed to have. A few minutes past by and the men are now sitting down tired.
“And we have decided to continue with our predictions.. Next.. match.. please..�?/FONT>
“Okay so the next match is OBM vs. Brian Corven vs. Antichrist vs. The Paragon vs. Phantom vs Sparrow who so you think will win this one?�?asks Keith the camera man.
“Sparrow..�?/FONT>
“Why do you say so? I think the antichrist will win this one.�?/FONT>
“No.. I bet Sean Hunter aka Jesus Christ will we down there beating the shit out of that guy for calling himself ‘the antichrist�?. we love Jesus Christ!!! boo antichrist.�?/FONT>
“And I think they’re Vortex is going to win the franchise champion..�?/FONT>
“Yes.. it’s too bad Taylor is no where to be seen.. what about.. Nikki Black? The hot sexy pair of legs will surely kick that fat ass Akmed to the curb. Go Nikki Black!! Fuck Dante.. do me!!�?/FONT>
“Yeah.. i’m sure she will.�?says Keith eye balling Jimmy.
“You think i’d have a better chance with Gypsy?�?/FONT>
“Everyone does.. she’s like a bike.. everyone gets a ride..�?/FONT>
“But I thought she was with Sparrow..�?/FONT>
“Who knows what goes on behind his back..? Anyways.. we’re finally here.. now how do we wake Rebecca up?�?/FONT>
“Oh that’s easy.�?Jimmy says leaning over to Rebecca’s feet. He stick his tongue out and is about to lick her feet when she kicks him in the face.
“What the fuck is going on?!?!?�?she asks looking over at the camera man and then back at Jimmy.
“Told you it would work.�?says Jimmy who gets a pillow thrown at his face. The scene then fades to black.