And once again she’s in another fed running her mouth about the girls. When will Jade Jiles ever die? So she didn’t want to stick around in WWER, huh? Was it because the cause were coming in there? Jade Jiles had the audacity to take Taylor Lynn’s name in vein.. but when Taylor got there she ran with her black eyed pea for a dick tucked between her legs. Where did she run off to? IGGW.. where she went under the wing of Jade Brook. The very woman who held the AGW tag titles with Rebecca Rancid. Jade went to IGGW as soon as she could thinking it was much safer there if she kept her lips on Jade Brook’s ass.. but she was wrong as always. She continues to talk shit about the girls despite the fact that she knows each and every one of them can beat her down. Does this girl have a death wish? And even if she did.. she’d be better off jumping off a cliff than messing with the top divas on the MSN circuit. Each and everyone of the girls had their run ins with Jade Jilligan somewhere down the line.. and they all agreed that she was nothing more than a little ‘attention whore�? Yes girls and boys.. Jade CRAVES attention. The ONLY reason she keeps mentioning names like Taylor Lynn, Rain Storms, Keisha Williams, Rebecca Rancid is because she knows she can get attention that way.. What else would little Jade Jilligan do without the attention? She’s a meaningless jobber who hides behind recycled debuts. Who wants to hear the same thing over and over again? Who cares? Nobody.. and that’s why Jade uses other people in her debuts so that she can draw attention to herself.. Pathetic? NO.. much more. Not only did she make the girls ‘cringe�?but the entire msn circuit was ‘cringing�?as well. Anyone would pay a million bucks to see a real diva stuff a burito in Jade cunt and shut the hoebag up forever... but that wouldn’t help either.. many things were stuffed into Jade’s cunt.. but that didn’t shut her up.. NO.. it’s going to take a LOT more to shut Jade ‘The attention whore�?Jilligan up. Yes.. Rebecca saw Jade Jiles in WWER.. and she was semi annoyed.. yes I say semi because Jade Jiles doesn’t have what it takes to piss Rebecca off. Rebecca doesn’t even hate Jade.. she thinks of jade as a little boy who cries for attention.
The scene opens up in a nice room. The entire floor is carpeted with zebra skin and the walls are in a dark red colour. Pictures of Rebecca Rancid, Scarlett Manson, Rain Storms, Claire Scott, Ariana Jamison, Taylor Lynn and Charlie are on the wall in neat frames. There is a flat screen TV in front of the room and on that TV plays the Jade Jilligan promo. Rebecca Rancid and Scarlett Manson sit down on the bed which is covered in the finest claret sheets. Rebecca is draped in a white robe and she eats a bowl of cereal. While Scar lays down on the bed reading a fashion magazine. Neither of them have noticed that Jade Jilligan is on TV.. why? Because it’s on mute. The door is pushed open immediately and a man dressed in a black suit arrives with two thin glasses of beer. Both the girls look up from what they’re doing and greet the man.
“Good morning, Charlie.�?/FONT>
“Good Morning, Angels.�?he says while walking over to the girls and handing them the glasses. “How are the two of you doing this morning?�?/FONT>
“We’re going great, Charles.�?says Scarlett as she flips a page of her fashion magazine.
“Yes Charlie.. same here.�?/FONT> says Rebecca. “By the way.. have you gotten my car washed yet?�?/FONT> she questions while looking back up at him.
“Yes..�?he answers while dusting a few dirt particles off the lamp next to the bed. “They have your car washed and it will be waiting for you girls when you get off this jet.�?he adds.
“Why thank you.�?/FONT> Yes.. The girls were on Rebecca’s private jet. “Would you mind opening the blinds for me? It’s too dark in here.�?says Rebecca.
“It won’t be a problem.�?
Charlie walks over to open the blinds when suddenly he comes across this ugly trollop on the TV. He stops and takes another look at the girl. Who is she? He must remember her from somewhere or the other. Either way her ugliness couldn’t go unnoticed and she wasn’t that hard to recognise. He takes the remote control and pushes the mute button. Suddenly there is this loud noise coming out of the TV. Both the girls hold their ears and shout “NOO!!�? Charlie turns the volume down a bit as quickly as he can for he does not want the girls to go deaf.
“What the EFF is that?!!?�?asks Scarlett still holding her ears. Rebecca pulls her hands away from her ears.
“It’s Jade Jilligan!�?she says turning back to look at the TV. “The fat slut who keeps running her mouth about us in each and every one of her recycled debuts!�?Rebecca adds while putting her cereal bowl to the side.
“I thought I recognized her from somewhere..�?says Charlie opening the blinds. “She still looks like the ugly bitch from the last time I saw her... and why didn’t I remember this?�?
“Because you were a cat when you first met her.�?Rebecca answers. “Now turn that goddamn thing off! I’ve seen it over and over again.�?she orders while looking for the remote.
“No you moron!�?Scar grabs hold of the remote. “This is a new one..�?/FONT>
“A new one?!!?�?Rebecca asks puzzled. “Or the same shit re arranged to deceive our youthful minds?�?/FONT>
“Yeah.. it’s the same shit.�?/FONT>
“Then put it off.. because my head hurts.�?Rebecca screams.
Scarlett throws the remote at the TV and it cracks right in the middle. She puts her hands over her mouth followed by an ‘oops�?and looks at Rebecca. Rebecca looks at the TV.. and then back at Scarlett. Charlie’s jaw drops at that sight. There is a Moment of Silence killing all three of them until Rebecca breaks the ice by laughing out loud. Scarlett follows up with the laughter and so does Charlie. The three of them continue to laugh for at least five minutes until Rebecca finally thinks they’ve had enough for the day.
“If I were you.. I would have done the exact same thing!�?Rebecca says getting out of bed and picking the remote up. “It doesn’t matter.. these minor things can always be fixed..�?she says handing the remote to Charlie and then walking back into bed. “But there is one thing we are not sure of.. and that is shutting Jilligan up once and for all. Unfortunately we CANNOT fix that.�?/FONT>
“That is incorrect! We MIGHT just be able to..�?Scars points out to Rebecca. �?FONT color=#993300>At least give us the benefit of the doubt!�?/FONT>
“Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck!! How do we do that Scarlett?!?!�?Rebecca gets off the bed. �?FONT color=#999900>Don’t tell me we have to debut in IGGW and give her and piece of our minds?�?she asks innocently.
“No Rebecca.. I’ll tell you exactly what you want to hear.�?Scarlett says to the puzzled Rebecca Rancid. “OF COURSE we have to debut in that fed!!�?she yells walking over to Rebecca. “What else do we have to do?�?/FONT>
“I don’t know..�?Rebecca says turning away from Scarlett. “God FUCKING help us though.�?she adds spinning around.
“Well girls I will leave you two so that you can have your fun.�?Charlie says picking up the tray and leaving the room. “See you later angels.�?/FONT>
“Goo- bye Charlston!�?Rebecca shouts out from across the room. She then turns her attention to Scarlett Manson.
“So you do remember what she said don’t you? After all you were the one who wanted to turn the TV off..�?Scar stops in her tracks. “Or did you just press the Ctrl + F button and type in the cause?�?/FONT>
“Errr�?/FONT> Insert angelic smile here. “I kinda did that.. BUT don’t worry! I know exactly what she said.. same random bullshit. Her overused words.. her bad grammer.. Jade Jilligan is the same old girl we used to know and hate.�?/FONT>
“WHY US?!?!�?/FONT>
“I know.. why must she constantly take our names in each and everyone of her recycled debuts.. Check out her little achievements.. filled with bullshit as usual. What does this girl have in there? Scar.. can you answer me this simple question? What’s the difference between TWA Supsrstar and TWA Superstar?�?/FONT>
“Either that’s a spelling error or she wanted to beef up her achievements list.. well since she repeated it.. it must definitely by the second one.. HAHA! We caught her RED HANDED!! Now she will never escape us!!�?/FONT>
“MWAHAHA�?/FONT> The girls share an evil laugh. “She demands respect without earning it.. that says a lot about her.�?/FONT>
“Anyways..What the hell is Bytchez Ultimate Domain?�?
“It’s actually bytches ultimate domain.. but Jade thinks that by spelling Bytches* wrong it makes her look cool.. well it doesn’t.. it only makes her look like the ugly troll that she is.. and ugly trolls don‘t look ‘cool�?�?/FONT>
“You mean the fed that Taylor Lynn ran her out of? Or was it the same fed that Levi Carter creamed his tighty whities and fucked her in the ass? Or the one she can never enter knowing the possibilities of her being hit by a car if she ever does?�?/FONT>
“All of the above.�?Rebecca says while nodding a yes to them.
“She makes me ‘Cringe’�?
“She makes me ‘cringe�?too.. and that being one of the most overused words by Jade Jilligan.. well besides Taylor Lynn.. both the word and her make me ‘cringe�?�?/FONT>
“Why won’t she just die?!?! Why must she still be alive? WHY!!?�?Scar throws her hands to her sides in frustration.
“I’ve asked myself that on several occasions.. and i’ve only managed to come up with one good reason.. God doesn’t love her.. and he doesn’t want her to be around him.. so he’s keeping her here on earth for us to deal with until further notice. We are doomed for all eternity. Stuck here with this grizzly bear for ever.. well I am for sure.�?Rebecca says sharing in Scarlett’s agony. “Do we have a plan B?�?she asks exited.
“A WHAT!?! A plan B? HELLO! This is Jade fucking Jilligan.. there is no plan B.. either we debut in the federation and beat her down.. or we debut in the federation.. and beat her down.�?Scar says a little confused.
“Well.. we don’t seem to have a choice here.�?Rebecca sulks. “Debut in the fed and beat her down it is then�?
“So what the hell are we waiting around here for?�?/FONT> Scarlett walks over to Rebecca and sits down next to her on the bed. “Lets debut in that stupid fed already.�?/FONT>
“When we land we will do that.�?says Rebecca. “Until then.. we have to get our check out list filled!�?Rebecca reaches into her pocket and pulls out a piece of paper. Yes the very piece of paper that was given to her and Scar by Rain Storms. Rebecca and Scar will ahve to shop for these items before debuting in IGGW. She opens up the crumbled note and reads out loud. “Hot wax.. nail polish.. glue.. nails.. scissors.. *censored.. *censored.. *censored and.. a goldfish? Why the hell would she need a gold fish?�?/FONT> Rebecca inquires.
“We will find out.. very soon.�?/FONT>
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