The scene opens up in a park. Taylor is wearing a red V-Neck sweater and a matching red leather miniskirt. She teams this up with knee-high laced up black leather boots. She was looking absolutely sensational tonight, but then again, didn’t she always? Her long, raven hair was wavy tonight and glistening in the moonlight. Pouting her luscious, delicious, pink-red glossy lips, she flicked a lock of her behind her ultra-toned shoulder. She obviously had some spiteful, catty remarks to make. She never had any intention of cutting a promo, or lacing up her boots in Warzone, but anyone knowing Taylor Lynn knew that she found it borderline irritating to be mentioned by some silly little cum slut in her absence. Everybody watching this was at the edge of their seats. They absolutely loved it when Tay Tay was mean. ‘�?I’m a piece of shit? This coming from something that emulates my actions and my attitude? Oh and jadey, gregory, whatever you’re called, do us all a favour and do NOT blow ringworm and STD-infested ‘’kisses’�?at us. Poo, please ‘�?/P> Taylor wafts at the air furiously, desperately trying to get rid of all the putrid stench ‘’jade’�?left behind after blowing her squalid, illiterate lil mouth. Though ‘’jade’�?would know a lot about ‘blowing�? wouldn’t she? Apparently she ‘blew�?that little piece of shit known as ‘’sean hunter’�? something she discarded quite a while back in w2k, leaving ‘’jade’�?to pick up her leftovers. Though ‘’jade’�?was rather a pathetic little thing. She sniffed at Taylor’s heels like the silly little toady that she was, only for Tay Tay to cruelly kick her in her ugly face and tell her to ‘’fuck off’�? Sad, isn’t it? ‘�?FONT color=#95b3d7> Jade, you are nothing but an ugly little bastard child. You and I have never, ever had ‘history�?as you so ineloquently put it, being that ever an unborn Mongol child has a much higher IQ than you do. Oh yeah- didn’t you rip that insult from me as well? The Down’s Syndrome one? It seems it has been used around the MSN circuit a lot since Tay Tay started using it-after she took a break from wrestling, mind you. Everyone knows that Tay would rip them a new one if she discovered that they were using her insults, better do so behind her back, eh? ‘�?/P> With that, Taylor gives the cameras a cheeky wink. The atmosphere was suddenly still. oooOOooOooo. Jadey got owned=] ‘�?Now listen up shitforbrains, you and I were never mentioned ‘’BUD’s hottest rivalry’�?or whatever the fuck it is you choose to make up. The words ‘’jade’�?and ‘’hot’�?is a contradiction in terms. Nothing could possibly be remotely normal looking about you, you Robert’s Syndrome, cleft lip-and-palate piece of shit. When, may I ask, couldn’t I ‘’get one over you’�?as you put it? Was it when I spanked your fat, dimply, rotting ass several times in public, utterly humiliating you in front of the world? Or when I shit on your head at least twice? Oh yes, funny you mentioned Faith, because I gave her the same treatment, if not worse. Spanking her, pissing and shitting on her. It was ever so fun. Now, anyone else would wish you dead. Funny enough, I don’t. After all, if you were dead, I wouldn’t have anyone to launch repeated vitriolic attack on, and humiliate in the coldest, horrific way possible. You say the hate we have with one another is purely mutual? I would certainly disagree, seeing as I hate you much more than you could ever ‘hate�?me. You worship me. You fawn over me. I remember once, I asked you to lick up my runny shit-and you actually did it. Though not surprising is it, given that under that wall of hard, tough, bitchiness, you are nothing but a dog on heat, dog being the operative word. Isn’t that why you went after ‘sean hunter?�?‘�?/P> Taylor pouts evilly at the camera. The Queen Bitch was on top form tonight. ‘jade�?was getting demolished-retirement or no retirement. ‘�?I had no emotional attachment to anyone , least of all, ‘sean hunter�? Funny enough, I was never dating him, and even if I was, and you were still sleeping with him, I would not have been ‘distraught�? I would have just found it funny. I probably would have wondered how many STDs he got from the first encounter. ‘�?/P> My oh my. Did this woman have no limits? ‘�?You’re pathetic if you think you could ever get under my smooth, delicious porcelain skin. You and Faith are right below kitty litter when it comes to the food chain. Faith really was beyond laughable. She stupidly ‘attacked�?me, hoping to gain my regard, my recognition.....oh I gave her recognition alright. Fucking idiot [yawns]. Oh and get your facts right your deformed little puke-I never once asked ‘’faith’�?to be my ally. I was too busy kicking her around. My brutal humiliation of her goes far beyond ‘�?PMS –fuelled aggression’�? It was just plain heartless. It’s a good thing your top lip permanently sticks to the roof of your mouth eh? Because judging by your verbal diarrhoea towards almost everybody, it doesn’t seem like you ever, ever shut up. Rather sad, really. ‘�?/P> Taylor shrugs pityingly. She honestly didn’t know whether to view ‘jade�?as laughable, or tragic. ‘�?Most people try to hide their flaws, but it’s as if you’re trying to garner sympathy for being fat. You don’t have ‘toned legs�?you have huge, chubby thighs and keloid ridden legs garnished with huge, puss-ridden cellulite. What are you doing, trying to blackmail us into giving you money? Or do you just take pleasure in making us lose our lunch? STOP showing those things. UGH! ‘�?/P> With that, Taylor opens up her brown paper bag and pukes into it. Man, the memory of that was soo GROSS. ‘�?I love how you try to make us all laugh, but your lack of verbal prowess prevents you from being witty, and is a farcical contrast to your little reverie that you are the funniest, more desired [oh don’t make us laugh here-what should we desire-the dimples in your ass?] minx in the world. XOXO ‘�?/P> The ‘XOXO�?was uttered with heavy sarcasm. Taylor didn’t hate Jade really. She just revelled in kicking her around-which wasn’t hard, by the way. ‘�?Your opinion of me doesn’t really matter Jade, because much like Faith, you live in lies. Your life is full of it. No no...really, I’m such a pussy eh? Judging from something that only ever mentions me when I’m not around, and steals my insults and my actions, hoping against all hope that you will ever be even a pale imitation of my shit. Sorry fat whore- no can do. You lick my shit, you’re not thee shit. You are nothing but an ugly, filthy, uneducable apparition. Nobody cares whether you and ‘’faith’�?are like sisters, or just lesbians. Oh, and by the way, you stole the whole ‘’like sisters’�?thing from me too, along with a whole bunch of other things. Oh, I could go on forever about how idiotic and cringeworthy you truly are; sadly, I just don’t have five-and-a-half years to do so. Pathetic ‘�?/P> Just then, the camera shifts slightly from Taylor Lynn, so it isn’t solely focused on her anymore. It just so happens that someone is sitting beside her. None other than...Shawn Clarke. ‘�?What is it with you and poop? ‘�?He questioned, raising his eyebrow Taylor looks at him, trying her hardest to come across as innocent. Shrugging her shoulders, she replied ‘�?What? ‘�?/P> ‘�?Do you....just go around shitting on people, spanking them....what goes on in that sick mind of yours? ‘�?/P> Taylor pouts seductively at Shawn. Man, she loved being twisted. ‘�?You can talk Shawn. Didn’t you piss on Jade twice? ‘�?/P> ‘�?Eh....I needed to relieve myself. There were no bathrooms around...’�? ‘�?FONT color=#95b3d7>Excuses excuses. I watched that on TV, and I loved every minute of it. One of my friends sent me a tape of that incident. But hey, you did her a favor. She does pride herself on being a dirty slut after all. I’m sure she loved the golden showers we doled out to her on separate occasions ‘�?/P> ‘�?Hey, you should also talk to Allen Creed. He’s taken dumps on Jade twice, much like you have ‘�?/P> Taylor flashes Shawn a sexy smile, revealing two rows of perfect, ultra white teeth. Despite himself, Shawn goes weak at the knees. Taylor did have a mega-watt smile. ‘�?Allen and I already....talk....’�?/P> A big smile creeps on Shawn’s handsome face ‘�?Yes. Figures. So....what brings you to the Warzone area then, Tay Tay? ‘�?/P> ‘�?Well Shawn, my status in the company is unknown at this point. I have no intention of lacing up my boots in this company. I just had to address a few idiot remarks made by a certain, repeatedly discarded whore. Now that I’ve gotten everything off my beautiful chest...I’m done. That is, unless it mentions me again. ‘�?/P> Shawn imitates a sulky face ‘�?FONT color=#ff0000>Awww Tay! ‘�?/P> Taylor gently pats him on the shoulder ‘�?Hey, all is not lost. You’ll still see me around out of Warzone, and we’ll talk on the phone. I’m just a very busy Queen Bee now-a-days. I’ll be flying over to Texas for three weeks to see a friend tomorrow, so I won’t have time to cut any more promos, let alone wrestle. But I will be back after then, to address any more idiotic remarks...if need be...’�?/P> Shawn’s cocky grin returns ‘�?FONT color=#ff0000>I can’t wait for that. Hey, perhaps you, me and Allen should meet up-talk about how many people we’ve victimised, that kind of thing ‘�?/P> Taylor pouts and bats her long, black, feathery eyelashes at Shawn ‘�?FONT color=#95b3d7>I can’t wait for that ‘�? Taylor and Shawn rise from the bench and walk down the park, still talking ‘�?Where’s a good place to eat? ‘�?/P> ‘�?Pfft, no Mexican restaurants, Tay Tay! ‘�?/P> ‘�?What? Chinese people are at the bottom of the food chain too, but their food tastes great! ‘�?/P> ‘�?I don’t want to be served by a dumb Mexican tonight ‘�?/P> ‘�?You eat Mexican food, don’t deny it Shawn ‘�?/P> ‘�?Not even in your dreams! A Mexican will drop food on the floor and serve it to you ‘�?/FONT> With that, the scene fades, with Taylor and Shawn still debating the matter.