xox./ Lola  L U S T S  you.

*Straight P R I D E. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The opponent has spoken, finally one brave enough to show his face keeping in mind that he could be publically humiliated in the most brutal way possible. Brian Juneau and his boyfriend Ryan Starr spoke out against Lola Star and many of Brian's immortalized enemies who's names he couldn't possibly go without mentioning. True, Lola Star was PWT's former Femme Fatal Championess while BUD's Franchise belt was held by Juneau himself. Big whoop? Who really gives a shit what he accomplished in the past or what she accomplished for that matter. Lola never cared to brag about her achievements. Though they looked good on a resume, that's all they were there for. So while Brian flaps his gums about how BUD was so lucky to have him there, Lola is going to make sure she engraves her name in his company with stable ground work. To the other superstars of IRX, Lola was a mere rookie who has many great goals and plans to accomplish them. But Lola knows that once she sets her mind to it, she can do whatever the hell she wants. Juneau however just wanted to get by. Or at least he made it seem like he was. After quitting BUD, he set his sights on IRX in hopes to torture all the women on the female roster because he's a sexist pig. Isn't that what he was doing in PWT after all? Well, may it be a different place and different time, Juneau is still in for one heck of a rude awakening. Curiosity kills a cat but underestimation humiliates him. So which would Brian rather be? Dead or forever known as the man who's career was ended by Lola Star? ----- Broad daylight in Manhattan made it easier for the crowd to chant and cheer. There were big line ups against the pavement but the streets were clear. Flower petals were strewn around as men and women everywhere awaited the parade. What kind of parade was this? The gay parade, one might assume but boy would their faces be red when they found the true meaning of this parade. A crowd passes through the bridge like illusion the people have created for them. There is a band, obviously playing music as well as a few people on board taking care of the 'princess' herself. Chants get louder and louder as a huge billboard on the back reads 'The Straight Parade'. Yes, it's exactly what it is. No twists or turns even the stupidest person could figure this one out. She sat on a high chair, probably the highest with the two women who tag along with her; Paris Hilton and Kimberly Stewart. The girls were all dressed in their casual clothes as the ocassion demanded no such dress code. A microphone was given to Lola Star as the parade kept on going but the band stopped playing in order for her to be heard. Lola | Hello people all over the world.. or at least those of you who have access to any kind of media. I'm Lola Star, obviously you must know me from somewhere but if you haven't, then listen real good because you're about to find out. This as we all know so little about it is The Straight Parade. Not so new, isn't it? This has been done before and obviously caused a lot of controversey but my approach to this is not like many others. I'm sure Brian Juneau is out there, clenching his teeth and probably making chauvinistic remarks towards me but he can say whatever he wants. No Brian, this isn't a shot at your sexual preference. Unlike your other opponents, I'm not going to constantly call you a faggot and mention the obvious; you prefer men over women. Instead, it's not that certain aspect of the way you treat other people that annoys me. It's the fact that you're a close minded person who can't see beyond the fact that people like me and you aren't perfect. You're so close minded that you'd think the only reason people kiss their teeth at you is because you're gay and not because you're a snappy bastard who could give Mariah Carey a run for her diva attitude. There are a few chuckles from the crowd, more specifically from Kimberly Stewart. Lola | Go ahead and make all the comments you want about me calling me a homophobic bitch and a whore like you and your boyfriend did. But the truth remains and I'm sure everyone else but you can't understand is the fact that I'm not in the least bit homophobic. I've got a gay hairdresser who's one of the best and most artistic people out there. As you may already know, Alexander McQueen is one of my close personal friends and I don't look at him as a 'gay man' although that's part of what he is. I know he's beyond that. But you, you're nothing but a gay man and you'll always be that because you refuse to open your eyes and see that you're using that part of you as a fault. And if you think being gay is a flaw, you let other people think that about you. Who cares what Matlock or anyone of your previous opponents said about your sexuality? Obviously they must have cared much more about your feelings than I do. So what if you're gay? I'll still kick your ass like you stole my Louis Vuitton hang bag. Lola pauses momentarily to clear her throat. She isn't even halfway done yet. Lola | On the other hand, you're proud of being gay and you walk right out and say it loud enough for everyone to hear or care about. Likewise, I'm proud of being straight but you don't see me shouting it out on the rooftop.. up until now! Hey, if you're allowed to be proud of one thing, can't I be too? She shrugs getting a slight clap from the audience but it dies down as everyone is waiting for what she has to say next. Lola | But according to you, I'm some attention whore because everyone and their grandfather wants to know what happened last night when I was out with Lindsay Lohan. It's not my fault I'm so shocking and the world can't take their eyes off me because I'm not ordinary. If you think this match is going to be any easier than the previous ones you've had in your past career, than you're sadly fucking mistaken. You have no idea what it's like to be in the ring with me and watching a few promo tapes won't do you any good either. From the moment you walk into that ring with your boyfriend, you better leave him behind and come face what you brought yourself into. I refuse to feel sorry for an affection beggar like you. And then she starts to immitate him. Lola | Oh love me, I'm Brian Juneau and I'm a homosexual and according to society today it's not really the most acceptable thing to be. So that makes me a rebel. Look for me, I've been through so much shit because of my sexual preference. Rolling her eyes, she carries on with the burial of Juneau's excuses. Lola | There's worse things out there in the world than just you being an outcast or feeling like one. Nobody cares about you, Brian Juneau. No one other than your family and friends because that's all each person gets. There's nothing special and significant about you so you use your gayness to try and make it seem like you're the most original and interesting person in the world when you truley are not. You're just like any other ordinary person who sits with their boyfriend on their little porch and enjoys a good talk. So don't try and make yourself seem like you're bringing anything special to the industry. Had you been straight, you would have been nothing more than Brian Juneau the generic wrestler of the twenty first century and possibly a man nobody gave a fuck about. A few people even nod, agreeing with Lola. How could you not? Lola | What's with your boyfriend anyways? What did I do to him that made him get his panties in a bunch? And now claims I'm his enemy. Sorry Ryan, as much as I'd like to give you all the attention you crave from me, I won't. I don't know who you are and where you come from and you certainly have no say in my match with Brian Juneau unless you're the kind of boyfriend that pussy whips, then you might. But as far as wrestling, you don't know shit. So why don't you let Brian do his own thing instead of butting in and trying to trash talk me. And might I say, you're as wrong as could be about me so don't even try. Pausing for a mere second, she lifts the microphone up higher. Lola | Yes, you heard right and thank you for bringing up my past in a different federation. Although I don't see how that is evident to our match in any way, I appreciate the fact that you went out of your way to dig up some dirt about me in attempts to try and use it as defense on your behalf. If you dug deeper, you would have known that I was in BUD for a while as well just like you were in PWT. But those feds have nothing to do with this federation or this match, except for the fact that it was once part of our lives. So make sure you know what you're talking about when you say we're total opposites. Sure there might be extreme polarity to others but to me, it's between ear shot. We're in the same world, looking for the same things. The only difference between us is that I'm smarter than you are and my eyes are wide open. To be the opposite of you, I'd have to be an anti gay woman who's as close minded as you are but sadly, I'm above all that. Looking over at her right hand woman; Paris Hilton for just a moment, Lola squints and then turns back towards the crowd. Lola | So I said I was going to visit a few gay clubs last night, so what? I was drunk and only joking around with a friend of mine. I don't take life as seriously as you do, Brian Juneau. And that's why it takes quite a lot to get on my nerves. Something no one has ever succeeded in doing yet. We've all been through rough patches in our lives, not just you. But you have to get through the rain to see the rainbow and that's just the beauty of it. Where I am right now, I worked hard for it without the help of any person or support system for that matter. I'm all on my own. Surely, I'm surrounded by the most beautiful men and women all the time and the most richest of friends but nobody really has much of an impact on my life. They're just pawns in my game, most of which just come and go. So why don't you do us all a favor? Why don't you shut your little cry baby pie hole and live your life as it is instead of trying to bring attention to yourself or try and victimize yourself so that people would feel sorry for you. And you and your lover call me an attention whore. Pfft, I don't need anyone's sympathy, especially not yours. Though, you're going to need the sympathy of a very kind nurse who will be tending to the incisions on your head after I'm done kicking at it with my boots. Placing her left hand on her hip, she stands proudly on the stage and says her final words. Lola | This parade is in no way meant to insult who you are, Juneau but to be proud of who and what I am. If you're gay and proud, then I'm straight and proud. Do you have a problem with that? Speak out. She tosses the microphone to Paris who hands it back to the manager. The band continues to play as the parade moves onto another area in the vicinity. The scene slowly and dramatically fades to black as the music gets cut out.

xox/Cherie [c] 2006: by stealing this layout, you're only further proving my point that you want to be ME.