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A new diva arrives

R u m o r  h a s  i t  that Miss Lola Star, the Marilyn Monroe of our generation, who has graced the cover of playboy more times than a middle aged man masturbates has decided to sign with IRX.

And as if that's not juicy enough, the sassy blonde has decided to bring two other females with her and this time, she has a slight plan in the back of her head. Keep in mind that Lola's no criminal mastermind and her idea of robbing a bank would be to throw an orange at the vault and have sex with the entire football team. But much to your dismay, no matter what the woman does, she always manages to crush her opponents, with expensive Manolo Blahnik designer shoes of course.

I'm sure the arrival of this star will raise a few eyebrows and a few penises as well.