xox./ Lola  L U S T S  you.

*Back in B U S I N E S S? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The scene opens up to the beautiful Lola Star and her cohorts Kimberly Stewart and Paris Hilton sitting in what seems to be a rather large red velvet cushioned chair. There is something reoccuring between the three blondes as each of them have a pair of bunny ears on their head. Kimberly and Paris wear black dresses, but Lola wears a creme white one, just to stand out as the leader of the three. Did I mention they were accompanied by one of the most rich, successful and most notably famous men in the world? Lola | Oh Hugh, it's so nice of you to invite us over to your halloween party. Yes, my friends, it's Hugh Hefner. He wears a red robe over.. nothing and holds a lit cigar in his hand. Lola wraps her arms around him and gives him a quick squeeze to show her appreciation. Kimmy | Yeah, thanks. I love you Hugh Hefner. Do you know why I love you? Huh? Kimberly starts to get hyper all of a sudden. We don't quite know why yet, but maybe it's because Hugh is passing around the lit cigar between his fingers. You know, letting the gorgeous woman enjoy a little something as well. Wait a minute, maybe Kimmy is just as messed up naturally than she is now. Back to the scene now. Hugh arches an eyebrow at Kimberly and shrugs. Hugh | Why do you love me so much, Kimberly sweetheart? Kimmy looks dazed for a second, like she's having a seizure but then snaps out of it instantly as Paris pinches her to make sure she's okay. Kimmy | Oh. I love you because you're as old as my daddy, Hugh. You're as old as him and you still have every woman in the world dying to have a night of pleasure with you. *she leans in closely* Including me. This makes Lola tick since she had already done something like that before. She pulled Kimberly off Hugh and then smiled innocently. Lola | It's okay, Hugh. No need to get all worked up. Kimberly is just a little out of control at this point and time. But you know she doesn't have the balls to do something like that. *Lola pouts and places her hand over her chest, just to express sympathy.* She's can never measure up to me. She shoots Kimmy a quick glance and glares at her for a second and then turns back to smile at Hugh. Kimmy just nods her head along and then looks over at Paris, hoping she'd have something to say. Paris | Yeah, Kimberly can get all worked up over nothing. I've known her since childhood and she's been like that ever since. Her mother used to feed her crack as a baby but shush, don't mention anything in front of her. Says Paris in a very soft tone. Lola immediately places her hands over Kimmy's ears and nods along. Lola | Yes. Yes, indeed. She smiles once more to assure Hugh that everything's just fine. Paris, however chooses to ramble on about the past. Paris | Well, crack isn't that bad. I mean, Kimberly turned out to be pretty normal girl and everything. But then there's someone else in my childhood who turned out to be an anorexic little slut who can't put on two pounds if her life depended on it. Did you see her tits? They're like airless balloons. Lola and Kimmy squint their eyes and Paris and then Lola just shakes her head. Lola | Get over it, Paris! She screwed you over, so what? And I thought the two of you called the beef quits and made up? Paris looks ashamed but still tries to come up with an excuse. And well, in Lolaland, any excuse goes. Paris | Oh, c'mon. I just needed to let that out and besides, once you betray Paris's trust you're not entirely cool in her books. Lola rolls her eyes and Paris just smirks at her. Hugh just cocks an eyebrow again impressed with the girl's reasoning. He puts an arm around Paris and winks at her. Hugh | Well, I bet I'll always be cool in your books, Paris. Say, how about you and me go back there and do a little 'dance', if you know what I mean. And maybe then we can talk about a possible playboy shoot. Paris shrugs and just nods along. Before getting up, she squeezes Lola's hand and winks at her. Lola winks right back and then attends to Kimberly. Both Hugh and Paris have now left to do something that is only possible to view with one's imagination. Kimmy | So what happened to your wrestling career. Where are you going now? Kimberly suddenly changes the topic which is good because the previous one was quite creepy in it's own way. Oh who am I kidding? Hugh is like a teenager, his age doesn't really matter. The only number that matters is the size of the object in his pants. Okay, I think I've creeped you out enough so moving on to the current subject. Lola tilts her head and gives Kimmy this 'what the fuck?' look. Lola | I'm where I am, idiot. IRX is the only fed I was in recently and I intend on staying there. It's fun, there's a lot of hot guys and hopefully there will be more women for me to beat on. I can just see something big happening in the future, Kimmy and I want you to be part of it. Kimmy's jaw drops and she giggles. Kimmy | Really? She asks, all enthuisiastic about Lola's plan. Lola | No, not really. I was just kidding you. Of course, you moron. I'm going to make a big impact on wrestling soon and my dominance in the industry is just begining and I've always thought that IRX is the best place to build the ground work for my career. It'll be my home, the place where Lola began her era. Smiling proudly, she lifts the cigar that Hugh left with her. Lola | To a lifetime of breaking backs. Kimmy takes the cigar from her, placing the end in her mouth and inhaling. She then passes it back to Lola and smiles at her friend. Kimmy | I love how your mind works, Lola. Don't tell Paris this but you've always been my idol. For the first time in a long while, Lola smiles at Kimmy. Kimmy | So what now? I'm really bored. Do you want to go and spy on Paris and Hugh? Rolling her eyes, Lola rests her head back on the chair. Lola | And the moment is ruined. No, Kimmy, that's just disgusting. Let's go get a few drinks and then go into the grotto to do something very controversial. Kimmy | Okay! The two girls runs off and the camera fades to black on the red empty chair.

xox/Cherie [c] 2006: by stealing this layout, you're only further proving my point that you want to be ME.