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Just a teensy note: If you're going to color code it just make sure Lola's is done in pink and Jenna's in blue. Please? =P I couldn't do it because my internet explorer sucks and I have to use Firefox which only allows html coding. Yes, I can do some of it for the font but I couldn't be bothered as it'll ruin the strat with codes all over. Thanks, Nicola. Hope you and everyone else likes this.
- M e l l y
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We cut to the insides of a suite in the Hilton Hotel located in Boston and the first thing in sight is the ample clevage of the Double D breasts belonging to the one and only Lola Star. She wears a very low cut hot pink top, if that little piece even qualifies for a top, with the words PWT Shockwave 100th Episode logo printed on it in white. Obviously, the shirt was custom made by a special group of people being 7 and 8 year olds in third world countries. Lola is joined by her friend Jenna Jameson who also sports the same top but in a blue tint. A couple of other people are seen behind them, supposedly packing items into bags while the camera's focus on Lola who addresses us with her wonderful english accent.
"As we all know, today PWT celebrates it's 100th episode of Shockwave and I am more than exicted to address my PWT fans once again. I've had quite a few memories on Shockwave, some good and bad. Remember that time Rebecca Rancid slammed a baseball bat into my head?" she questions glancing over at the now skeletal Jenna Jameson who nods.
"I do remember." replies Jenna with a smile. "I'm here with Lola as I too have had airtime on PWT during that time."
Lola giggles and playfully wraps her arms around Jenna.
"Those were good times we had and I'm sure all the other hot superstars and divas in PWT must be looking back at their work on the show. But what's most important is that shockwave is going to have many more episodes and I might even be back to make more memorable moments, some even too hot for TV." Winking, Lola bites her lips and shoots another glance at Jenna.
"So to celebrate this event, we have brought in a cake.." a chocolate cake covered in pink icing is brought in by an ordinary man of no significance. "and I think that's what we should all do.. eat cake."
He places it on the table before the two bleached blondes who blow out the 100th candle located atop of the cake.
"Yes, please eat a piece of cake for us, guys." says Lola who's eyes are fixed on the creamy cake.
"You're not really going to eat that cake, are you?" says Jenna getting Lola's attention. The both of them exchange bedroom eyes for a minute and then start to grab chunks of the cake with their bare hands, throwing it at each other. They are now covered in icing which must arouse every red blooded male in America who is straight.
"Oh and before I forget our little friend Paris Hilton, who is currently serving time, would also like to wish you well on this fucking like totally awesome day." says the lustful blonde.
"Those were her words exactly. She just called in from jail just to say that." Jenna winks making the PWT crowd feel special.
"Well, actually she also wanted to let you all know that she was raped in the ass with a corn on the corb by one of her prison bitches."
Jenna slaps Lola's shoulder and sighs.
"Actually, that was just something personal she wanted to share with us but thank you, Lola, for making that public."
"Whoops. Sorry, Paris." Lola bites her lip again just imagining the reaction on Paris's face when she sees this. We know it's not going to be pretty, especially since she's not able to wear make up in prison. "Well, anyways. Thanks for watching and just to get you guys pumping for the show I want you to imagine Jenna, Tito and I having a threesome because it's going to be happening right after this. Love ya!"
Both Jenna and Lola blow kisses to the camera as ____ next scene? (you fill this out lol) |
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