*The princess of hollywood.IS B A C K
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Not too long ago, the queen of cock sucking made her return in the wrestling world on Sean Hunter's birthday, but as well all know that return was short lived as she hadn't shown her face since then. Well, it wasn't going to be a while since another woman decided to immitate Lola Star and she just had to be back to watch them crumble before her very own eyes. The english beauty found it amusing that people tend to trash her, yet the next moment they're running around with her style. That means she's a boss! Thanks, Kelis for writting that song for me. So like, anyways. Lola was quite the novice in the wrestling industry since it had only been a year she devoted to on and off wrestling. Of course, being a celebrity like her wasn't such an easy thing to do. She had records to sing on, movies to star in, men to fuck and friends to party with. But let me make one thing known, motherfuckers. Lola Star was BACK. She was ready to take out all her pent up rage on any woman that crossed her in the ring and trust me, half of it was already scheduled to be done on a man's member. But that's not your concern.. or is it? People have been dying to know who's cock is in and who's cocks are out. Well, I supposed I will tell you since we have all this time and everything. Jude Law is so out because he's a cheater. Brad Pitt is out because Angelina is too pretty. But Tom Cruise seems to be more than appealing to Lola at the moment. So what if he's getting married to that washed up bag of scum? Tom is allowed to have his fun and he knows just where to find it. In the woman whom he really adores, Lola Star. Even Paris Hilton could vouche for her on that. So the gossip!
Anyways, I bet all the unoriginal whores were praying, 'please jesus, please don't let her come back'. But she's back and back for good. It's just too bad isn't it? Just when you thought you could get away with ripping her off, you've been caught red handed.
And what would Lola be without her two favourite socialite sidekicks? Well.. she'd be better off because all they do is feed of her fame but Lola needs them around because she has to have two people whom she can boss around freely and they're good at causing chaos. Although, Lindsay Lohan could fill Kimberly's shoes since she's reaching the top. But too bad she decided to be a bitch and steal Paris Hilton's boyfriend.
*At the.MANSION
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εïз·Paris | That bitch is like so dead. I totally thought she was my friend and everything and then she runs off and starts stealing my boyfriend Stavros I have a weird name. I so would have kicked her ass if I didn't know her.
Paris paces around the room. What room you ask? Well of course, it's the playboy mansion and they're up in Hugh Hefner's bedroom. You could smell sex in that place from ten miles away.
εïз·Paris | She is like such a total whore. And she has freckles on her face and body and did you see her boobs? Hmm? Her tits are covered with red hair and freckles.
Kimberly Stewart who seems to be sitting on a chair next to the window arches an eyebrow at Paris's claims about the teenage pop/movie star.
εïз·Kimmy | Did you actually see her boobs?
Paris gasps and rolls her eyes. She advances towards the bed and sits down in a hurry. Kinda like how a fat man sits down too fast.
εïз·Paris | Have you seen my sidekick, Kimmy. I made out with her without anything on. It was just experimenting and for a second there I though she was a man. You should do buy her book of pornography that's coming out now. She's a total whorebag and I hope her boyfriend kills her. I'm so glad Ashlee stole her boyfriend. She so deserved it.
Paris continuously blurts out words that don't seem to make sense to Kimmy because she's going to too fast. Kimmy who doesn't want to seem too rude, just tilts her head and nods. Lola who has been laying on Hefner's bed all this while takes her headphones off and announces to the world.
εïз·Lola | Damn, that Lindsay Lohan can really sing.
Paris shoots her a glance and the begins to glare at her. Lola just smirks at Paris, aware that she's getting under her skin by saying this. Removing the covers and revealing her hot body that is just adorned in lacey lingerie in shades of black, she stands up from the bed and takes a seat next to Paris after throwing on a short robe, just draping slightly below her thighs.
εïз·Lola | No really. She can sing because it's as good as Jude Law, stale.
Paris laughs and then kisses Lola's hand. Lola stands up and walks over towards Hugh Hefner's mini fridge in his room. This is for all of the playboy goddess girls when hunger strikes at 1AM. Does that really happen? Or am I just shitting you? It sounds as real as english people don't use the washroom because they're too posh for this shit. Flinging open the door, she continues to talk Paris out of strangling Lindsay Lohan.
εïз·Lola | Although he is english like me, so I will give him credit. But Lindsay Lohan is a no-go. Yes, red heads should be stepped on because their natural hair color is ginger red and they have lots of freckles on their body. But I say, why strangle the bitch when you can meet her at a VIP club and spill vodka all over her new clothing? Maybe even gag a few times on her, you're good at that.
Lola shrugs, not bothering to take the time to look at Paris while she's speaking.
εïз·Kimmy | We can gag on her? I though that was only for Paris's pink rug?
Says the naive Kimberly Stewart who seems to be only grasping the least important things coming out of Lola's mouth. Paris, who shoots her bewildered look at first but then comes to the sudden realization what they're talking about from her instant recollection of her eighteenth birthday party begins to scould the two of them like they were children.
εïз·Paris | What?! So it was you two who threw up on my rug?
Kimberly tightens her lips as she's afraid she just blurted out something she shouldn't have. Paris shoots Lola a glance but Lola only seems to chuckle a little. Holding a martini in her hand, she advances back towards the bed and stands over Paris as if she just entered the room and didn't have the slightest clue what was going on.
εïз·Lola | So what? We were just practising. A girl's gotta do what she has to do to keep the weight off. Besides, you got a new one anyways.
Paris narrows her eyes with a slight distortion of her face.
εïз·Paris | That was my favourite one and you guys didn't even bother telling me. I slipped all over it the other day when me and Chris were making out. IT was the most digusting thing that could of happened to me.
Lola shrugs and takes a sip out of her glass.
εïз·Lola | You were bound to find that out sooner or later. Besides, we wanted it to be more or less of a surpise for you. I'm sorry it happened that way and prevented you from getting laid. But what happens just happens.
Letting out a growl of anguish, Paris gets up from the bed and walks towards the window hastedly. Folding her arms, she looks back at Lola and narrows her eyes once again.
εïз·Paris | He ran away when he tasted the vomit on my body. He was... he was.. *sob sob sob* so hot.
She begins to dab the tears on her cheeks with her fingers. Uh oh, here come the water works. It's one of those moments a princess has when she believes that her life is being ruined. Lola walks over to Paris and places her hand over the socialites shoulder.
εïз·Lola | Don't you worry, Paris. I'll buy you a new one and we'll go get your boyfriend back from Lindsay Lohan. And do you know why? It's because I've got a new job. It's a contract with Tim Decaine to appear on IRX and participate as a competing diva on his roster.
Smirking she looks over at Kimmy who raises her hand inquiring if she's allowed to speak yet. Lola gives her a slight nod.
εïз·Kimmy | Who's Tim Decaine?
εïз·Lola | The boss of the wrestling company.
Paris cocks an eyebrow and suddenly spins around looking shocked at Lola. Her face lights up as soon as she mentions wrestling.
εïз·Paris | So we're going to be watching you wrestling again? Oh my god this is so.. *pause* Wait.. how did you get a contract with IRX?
She advances towards Lola looking suspiciously at her. Lola who backs away with a perplexed look on her face inquires what Paris Hilton is thinking.
εïз·Lola | No, I didn't suck Tim Decaine's cock, no fucking to get into companies this time. This time, my fame got me the contract and my ability to crush skulls. Face it, Paris, I have much more talent in my pinky finger than you do. But before you even begin to ask, yes, I'd very much like for the two of you to come with me. After all, you've got nothing better in your lives to do.
Paris shrugs already accepting Lola's offer and Kimmy has no other choice so she just tilts her head to the side and looks blonde and confused as always.
εïз·Paris | Sure thing, I might as well make the headlines once again by fucking a wrestler. Let's get the hell out of here. What are we doing in the playboy mansion anyways?
Lola who has already made her way towards the door, holds it open for Kimberly Stewart who rushes towards her.
εïз·Lola | I don't know, Hugh wanted to fuck, besides that I was too drunk to remember anything, so don't ask me why the two of you woke up on the floor today morning.
*Run as .FAST as you can.
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It was already made known that Lola and her two twits were scheduled to appear on IRX television tonight to make their debut. The crowd was already waiting seeing as Lola had fans far and wide across the nation, especially in the wrestling arena's. Somehow people enjoyed her slap stick humor and carefreeness while others just enjoy staring at her ass and Paris Hilton drew a lot of fans herself. Tim Decaine felt that by adding Lola to IRX's roster, he'd be getting a Kelly who could not only dance but wrestle and talk trash. And the men just loved her. There was no man out there who said he wasn't a fan of Lola Star's. They either knew her from playboy or from somewhere else. No, Lola was not a porn star, bar the movie she made with Jenna Jameson, but Hugh Hefner found her fascinating and couldn't let her go until she did a playboy cover. Till today, Lola has posed on more than eight of the covers but regardless of her playboy goddess fame, she isn't only known for that for Lola has already conquered hollywood in her own little way. She didn't need to become a star, she was BORN a star. The next Marilyn Monroe of our day and age, and not even Paris Hilton could stand up and say that she was.
They were now at the arena as Lola drove recklessly without keeping her eyes on the road. She was so close to crashing into the back of another car in the parking lot, but luckily Paris took the wheel.
εïз·Paris | What are you trying to do? Kill us?
She pushes open the door and slams it shut as she gets out of the front seat.
εïз·Lola | Yes, because you copied me and said you were the blonde of this day and age when you know I said it before you. Get your own stuff, Paris. Just because you hang around me doesn't mean you can copy me.
Lola, who has already gotten out of the car, pulls open the door to the backseat to let Kimmy out. She seems shaken by all the driving. Either praying for her life or she just has motion sickness.
εïз·Paris | Well, I'm sorry. I can't come up with anything of my own and you've said that over a million times, it was just stuck in my mind.
Lola rolls her eyes and twirls the keys around her index finger as Kimberly follows her towards the arena.
εïз·Lola | Whatever, let's just go there and meet Tim, okay?
Paris runs to catch up with the girls and the scene fades outside Tim Decaine's office door. Lola and the girls are outside, pushing their ears towards the door to see what Tim might be up to at this time of the day. The room seems to be quite for a while until Sandra sends him a notification that they have a few guests entering the arena at the moment. Tim thanks her and is about to get out of his seat but Lola takes it upon herself to push the door open. It's unlocked, that's a mystery! Tim looks up the see the georgeous blonde standing right under the door frame with a look of determination on her face. He gives her a welcoming smile, but she just smirks instead. Walking into the office without even being invited, she ensures that after Paris gets in, she shuts and locks the door behind her.
εïз·Lola | Hello Mr. Decaine.
Her voice very cheery yet alarming. Taking a seat on the chair right in front of him, once again without being invited to, she snaps her fingers and Kimberly Stewart brings her a file.
εïз·Lola | I hear you were hoping for Rebecca Rancid to sign with IRX since she's been out of the ring for more than a few months now. You really like her don't you?
She winks at him sending a chill down his spine, but mind you a chill a pleasure not that he'd fear something as cute looking as her.
εïз·Tim Decaine | I do believe she'd make an excellent vixen on the roster..
Interrupting him before he continues to speak, Lola tries to continue his sentence for him.
εïз·Lola | But sadly, she's a lazy bitch and has decided to take a leave from wrestling for a long while, I suppose. I'd know, I'm a friend of the woman's.. or more like an under study. And hey, if you wanted Rebecca, you might as well take the next best 'version of her', me. Not saying that me and Rebecca are similar in personality because trust me, we're very very different. I had to teach the girl how to dress well and she appreciated that. But nevertheless, she has trained me several times in the ring and I'm ready to fight cold blooded with any man or women on the roster you throw as prey at my feet.
She smiles and Tim smiles back at her knowing that he's signed a valuable vixen.
εïз·Lola | I wasn't quite done yet. See, you've made a very good choice because Rebecca can't give you some of the things I can. She can't dance around like eye candy in the ring or attract men as well as I can because I know that I've got you harder than a missle right now. But just because you were so kind, I've decided to bring you a present.
She hands the file to him and he begins to browse through it with an interesting look on his face.
εïз·Lola | Those are a few personal pictures I took for you, hope you like them.
With a wink, she sits back in her seat and watches him chuckle with excitement. He looks up at her and closes the file, placing it on the desk before him.
εïз·Tim Decaine | Yes, I do. But see *he eyes Paris Hilton and Kimberly* we've got a slight bit of a problem here. I don't get why Paris and Kimmy are here? I only signed one contract and it was for you. I know you can wrestle but those two.. I highly doubt they can do anything but look pretty, no offense.
You can sense a little anger coming out of the heads of Paris Hilton and Kimberly Stewart as they glare upon him. But Lola on the other hand seems to remain calm and collected. She somehow knew this was going to happen and she had already planned how to deal with it.
εïз·Lola | Paris, would you be a doll and hand me that other file?
Tim looks quizically at Lola and then at Paris who gives her the file. Smiling at him, she begins to explain herself.
εïз·Lola | Without my two assistants, I won't be able to get around in the ring. I need Paris and Kimberly by my side. See, Paris is my publicist. She makes sure everything goes like it's supposed to and keeps an eye out there for me, while Kimmy on the other hand is my make up artist, stylist and personal comforter. Without these two.. well not that I would give a shit if either of them choked on a cock but I just like having two maids carry me around, ya know? And wouldn't you want to see three georgeous blondes instead of one? I know I would. Here are all their documents.
She pushes the file towards Tim and over her previous one. Her begins to skim through the two of their files. Seeing as it's only a couple of pages with scribbles and colorful glitter, probably made by a child, he sighs. But as Lola mentioned, this is only for the better, so he just rolls his eyes and nods along.
εïз·Tim Decaine | Okay, I will let your two lost puppies stay in here while you are. Now run along and let daddy finish what he's doing.
Lola lets out a blood curdling scream of excitement and begins to jump out of her chair.
εïз·Lola | Thank you, Decaine. Have a nice day.
She grabs hold of Paris and Kimmy's hands and walks them out of the office. The three of them begin to laugh/make fun of Decaine in their own way as he continues to look over pictures of Lola. The scene fades to black as their voices become inaudible.
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