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The scene opens up in Lola Star's house in god knows where. I'm not dumb enough to give you confidential information like this.. this could be on an island.. or maybe in Japan.. or oops.. right in the middle of California. Enter Lola's rest room where three of the most attractive blondes sit. From where we can see atleast. One of them we know is Lola Star.. the others are still unidentified.
"So like.. who's this Secret Admirer person?" asks a familiar voice. The camera pans to take a good look at one of hollywood's biggest whores. Miss Hilton. Paris not Nikki. She holds the same white fluffy dog on her lap indicating it was her's all along and Lola was only baby sitting. Hmm.. could this be a replacement for tinkerbell?
The camera pans over to everybody's girlfriend. "I'm not sure yet but I hope to find out soon."
"Good.. cuz it's like.. really creeping me out and stuff." says the other tall blonde known as Kimberly Stewart.
"I'm sure everything will be fine." assures Lola who's dressed in only a t-shirt. "I'm going to have to investigate this stalker. Can you guys help?"
"Like, Lola. We're like best friends.. i'd so help you." says Paris flashing her ring in Lola's face. No it's not her engagement ring seeing as she already dumped that greek loser with the same name as her.
"I'm like totally in love with that t-shirt." says Kim staring at Lola's pink baby tee.
"Anyways.." Lola glances at Kim and then at Paris. "Besides that I have a lot of stuff to take care of."
"Like what?" asks Kimberly with a purplexed dumb blonde look her face.
"Her match, you dumbass!" exclaims Paris who nudges Kim with her elbow.
"I'm sorry.. I like.. forgot."
"It's fine. Whatever." Lola sits back in her chair folding her legs up.
"No!" Kim exclaims. "I love wrestling.. it's like my favourite show."
"Yeah right, Kim."
Lola rolls her eyes letting the other two women duke it out. There were much more things to worry about than a small fight between Kim and Paris.
"So who's the unlucky tramp that gets squashed on sunday night?" asks Paris after they seem like they've gotten over the fight.
"Actually it's TWO confused individuals.. Parker Winter and Isabella Monroe or vice versa.. didn't quite get their names." she giggles. "You know when someone's a shitty wrestler and can't come up with an original name that they have to stoop to the level of using their own names."
"That's like so totally true! Except for like.. Paris Hilton. That's like the best name ever."
"Right after Lola Star!" says the one and only jumping out of her seat.
"Right on, biatch!" says kimmy with a pair of dark shades on. "So like.. Are these girls strippers or something like that? Because it's a power in the shower match.. whatever that is. The only thing I get from there is the word shower. So it's like a match in the shower?"
"In the womens locker room shower." she smirks. "Sounds good to me.. another opportunity to show the world my tits. And you know how much they love my nipples."
"Make sure to wear a white bra and a white t-shirt." Paris winks. "You'd be the bomb girl."
"I know, right?" she stands still with a slight smirk on her face.
"Yeah.. that's hot."
"So what about your boyfriend? Is he like going to be there?" asks Kimberly out of the blue.
"What boyfriend? I don't have a boyfriend."
"Kimmy!" Paris rolls her eyes. "Lola isn't allowed to have a boyfriend. If you're a flirt.. you don't want to be tied to one man.. that's like not being able to get your feet off the ground. You can't be free to fly girl."
"Ohhh.." Kimberly gives Paris that dumb blonde look while Lola just rolls her eyes. "That's so true."
"Plus.. this is strictly business. I don't want to get business and pleasure all mixed up. Besides.. the men here aren't very attractive anyways. Damien Collins.. are you kidding me?"
"Yeah.. trying to be sexy is like so last year." says Kimberly.
"He tries too hard and that's like.. so not hot!" exclaimes Miss Paris Hilton.
"What about the other men? Are they hot?" questions Kim eagerly waiting for an answer. "Well are they?"
"Hmm.. I'm only trying to think of champions here." says Lola with that sexy look she has on her face when she's trying to think. "There's Seifer who's pretty hot."
"Yeah. You should totally bang him."
"Nah, Seifer doesn't seem like the type who'd go for me.. but i'd see if I can get his attention.. any others in mind?"
"David Van Dam?" asks Paris Hilton. "He like.. holds the tag team titles with Matlock."
"Flatock? Flatcock is here?" she cocks and eyebrow immediately being able to recall beating the shit out of fatlock in BUD. "He's so overrated."
"David Van Dam seems hot." Kimberly chimes in.
"Then why don't you date him?"
"umm.. cuz he's like.. not my boyfriend."
"OOkay." says the sarcastic Lola glancing over at Paris. "Who else?"
"Chris Styles?"
"He has an afro! Or like blonde hair.. he gets plastic surgery quite often and that just... eww. Michael freaking Jackon, anybody?"
"Well then you're not going to like MJ Storms.." says Kimberly out of line as usual.
"I don't care anyways.. I guess there's no perfect guy out there for me. No one able to match my crediblity. And well.. the ones that actually amount to something are already taken. Guess it's my bad luck. But it's just me though. I get all the guys I don't want.. and the guys that I find cute.. I have no chance in hell with them." she shrugs.
"That's like so sad, Lola." says Paris putting her arm around Lola Star.
"Yeah.. I know. It sucks." Kimmy who feels left out comes and hugs Lola and Paris.
"Okay.." Lola breaks out of the hug. "I'm going to have to investigate on this person and train for my match against these sluts."