.The apple of YOUR eye.

.Lola Star.

I know what ya'll were thinking. You wish Lola Star had just dissappeared into a big black hole, didn't you? Ya'll even got your voodoo Lola Star dolls and stuck pins into her so that there was no chance of her coming back. But she's here and there's no stopping her. I know. I know. You all want to be her, ripping her off and everything. But the queen has come back to take her crown and ya'll bitches can't do a thing about it. Go get another boob job, k?

The scene commences inside a luxurios shopping mall. Which is of course in Hollywood, California, the home of Miss Lola Star. She IS hollywood after all. A certain store, more namely, the lingerie store. Eddie Macklin is immediately recognized by all being an NMW staff member and everything and then we see THE ORIGINAL BARBIE DOLL, Lola Star herself. She's dressed in pink from head to toe and of course, slutty as usual.

"Dawhlin'!" she exclaims wrapping her arms around Eddie Macklin. "How are you?"

"I'm good." he gives her a semi smile. Aside from that he's harder than a missle and would spray the insides of his pants like a hose any minute now from just touching her.

"Good." she smiles, almost feeling tempted to grab him in the crotch area. What? Lola's attracted to ANY and ALL men.

"Well.. let's get this interview started than shall we?" he smiles and grabs hold of a pink lacey dress to cover his crotch area. Lola giggles and licks her lips. "So you are here to promote your first ever porno, Lola loves Jenna, that you made with your best friend Jenna Jameson. I would like to congradulate you for giving guys another reason to cream their pants. But I must ask, what made you turn to porn all of a sudden?"

"It was actually Jenna's idea. She was the one who asked me and then I went over to Club Jenna and met all the girls and then shot my movie. It was HOT! And I bet all you guys out there would love it. See, everyone out there believes i'm a porn star. But I'm NOT. I never did porn until today. You know how there's all those mini Lola Star's? With blonde hair and big tits and willing to suck your cock for a dollar? They're all carbon copy, ripped up dolls of me who did porn just because they thought I did porn. I'm the real whore, they're just fakes. I'm the ONLY barbie doll. Hell.. Mattel created barbie with ME as their inspiration. Or it could be because I sucked all their men's cocks. But either way. I am THEE original." she blows a bubble and then pops it.

"Nice. Although, I must say.. the price is a little too high don't you think?"

"What?" she says holding a red bra in her hand. "How you think this will look on me?" she holds it over her chest. "Can you imagine me wearing this? ONLY this?" she winks at him almost sending a chill down his spine.

"Yes.. yes I can." he barely mutters swallowing his saliva.

"So what if the price is too high? It's expensive porn." she says tossing it into a basket which contains other types of underwear she's buying.

"Expensive porn? How is it expensive? I thought it would cost as much as Jenna loves Brianna."

"Yeah. See.. the problem is, Jenna loves Brianna isn't as exciting as this is. And also, we strip off each other's EXPENSIVE lingerie. Jenna wears EXPENSIVE jewelry, as do I AND we wear prada heels and Gucci perfume which IS EXPENSIVE to those who can't afford it. Are you following what i'm saying?" she randomly reaches for another pair of underwear and throws it into the basket. What? She could buy the entire store if she wanted.

"Yes. I understand now." he clears his throat. "So um.. since this is going to be aired on NMW television, are you going to be appearing there anytime soon or if not, what are your thoughts on the NMW superstars?"

Lola spins around and flashes.. a smile [haha fuckers].

"Yes, I actually might be arriving in a few months since I have some sort of a deal with Jeremy Mcmillion. It involved getting down on my knees and no, it wasn't to pray. But yes. I might be coming to NMW. And as far as their superstars go.. I'd LOVE to comment on them. I've been watching NMW because Rebecca Rancid asked me to watch her kick Isabella Taylor's ass but I saw that went to hell. Isabella left. So yay. I can so steal her boyfriend Ryan Cain now." she grins. "Cross is like so hot. And so is Seifer and Jacob Mitchell.. but if I ever go near them, Rebecca and Keisha will skin me alive, so there's no going there. Omen is hot too and so is JJ cool J. Mr Scarie is cool too. I've love to see what's under that burlap sack of his and I even wonder if he'll keep it on while we're having sex." she giggles and Eddie lets out a slight laughter as well. "But other than that, there hasn't been one guy's cock that I haven't wrapped my lips around."

Eddie looks down at his crotch almost wanting to burst out of his pants.

 "Except yours.. but we can fix that." She winks again as that seems to be all she spends her life doing. "Although, I can't wait to see my mentor, Rebecca Rancid kick some ass this week. She'll be the first ever Triple Crown Championess, you know? And she's my girl!"

Eddie nods and smiles.

"Yes, she will be kicking some serious ass this week. So how's Paris Hilton?"

What a random question.

"Paris. Yes, me and Paris were at this bar the other night and we had a threesome with like EVERY guy at the bar, even the married ones. They were all so excited. It's like we made their dreams come true." she shrugs. "I'm like.. the role model for cheerleaders everywhere!"

"I know!" he shouts. "I absolutely love you Lola Star. So the last question would be.. can I get an autograph?"

She bursts out laughing and leans on his shoulder.

"Sure, where would you like me to sign."

For a minute there they both look at his crotch but he holds out the DVD instead.

"Here." he says handing it over to her. She signs it with a black marker over her tits on the DVD cover and hands it back to him.

"It sure was nice of you to interview me, Eddie." she giggles. "I might even give you a hand job for that."

"Oh.. I'd love that." he winks. "But let's close the scene first. This is Eddie Macklin, representing for NMW. Go buy this DVD now!"

"Yes. And i'm about to give Eddie a blow job. Good bye clones." she blows a kiss and the scene fades on the DVD.