// Drag the waters .                                             *The princess of hollywood.IS B A C K ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not too long ago, the queen of cock sucking made her return in the wrestling world on Sean Hunter's birthday, but as well all know that return was short lived as she hadn't shown her face since then. Well, it wasn't going to be a while since another woman decided to immitate Lola Star and she just had to be back to watch them crumble before her very own eyes. The english beauty found it amusing that people tend to trash her, yet the next moment they're running around with her style. That means she's a boss! Thanks, Kelis for writting that song for me. So like, anyways. Lola was quite the novice in the wrestling industry since it had only been a year she devoted to on and off wrestling. Of course, being a celebrity like her wasn't such an easy thing to do. She had records to sing on, movies to star in, men to fuck and friends to party with. But let me make one thing known, motherfuckers. Lola Star was BACK. She was ready to take out all her pent up rage on any woman that crossed her in the ring and trust me, half of it was already scheduled to be done on a man's member. But that's not your concern.. or is it? People have been dying to know who's cock is in and who's cocks are out. Well, I supposed I will tell you since we have all this time and everything. Jude Law is so out because he's overrated. Brad Pitt is out because Angelina is too pretty. But Tom Cruise seems to be more than appealing to Lola at the moment. So what if he's getting married to that washed up bag of scum? Tom is allowed to have his fun and he knows just where to find it. In the woman whom he really adores, Lola Star. Even Paris Hilton could vouche for her on that. So the gossip! Anyways, I bet all the unoriginal whores were praying, 'please jesus, please don't let her come back'. But she's back and back for good. It's just too bad isn't it? Just when you thought you could get away with ripping her off, you've been caught red handed. And what would Lola be without her two favourite socialite sidekicks? Well.. she'd be better off because all they do is feed of her fame but Lola needs them around because she has to have two people whom she can boss around freely and they're good at causing chaos. Although, Lindsay Lohan could fill Kimberly's shoes since she's reaching the top. But too bad she decided to be a bitch and steal Paris Hilton's boyfriend. *At the.MANSION -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- εïз·Paris | That bitch is like so dead. I totally thought she was my friend and everything and then she runs off and starts stealing my boyfriend. I so would have kicked her ass if I didn't know her. Paris paces around the room. What room you ask? Well of course, it's the playboy mansion and they're up in Hugh Hefner's bedroom. You could smell sex in that place from ten miles away. εïз·Paris | She is like such a total whore. And she has freckles on her face and body and did you see her boobs? Hmm? Her tits are covered with red hair and freckles. Kimberly Stewart who seems to be sitting on a chair next to the window arches an eyebrow at Paris's claims about the teenage pop/movie star. εïз·Kimmy | Did you actually see her boobs? Paris gasps and rolls her eyes. She advances towards the bed and sits down in a hurry. Kinda like how a fat man sits down too fast. εïз·Paris | Have you seen my sidekick, Kimmy. I made out with her without anything on. It was just experimenting and for a second there I though she was a man. You should do buy her book of pornography that's coming out now. She's a total whorebag and I hope her boyfriend kills her. I'm so glad Ashlee stole her boyfriend. She so deserved it. Paris continuously blurts out words that don't seem to make sense to Kimmy because she's going to too fast. Kimmy who doesn't want to seem too rude, just tilts her head and nods. Lola who has been laying on Hefner's bed all this while takes her headphones off and announces to the world. εïз·Lola | Damn, that Lindsay Lohan can really sing. Paris shoots her a glance and the begins to glare at her. Lola just smirks at Paris, aware that she's getting under her skin by saying this. Removing the covers and revealing her hot body that is just adorned in lacey lingerie in shades of black, she stands up from the bed and takes a seat next to Paris after throwing on a short robe, just draping slightly below her thighs. εïз·Lola | No really. She can sing because it's as good as Jude Law, stale. Paris laughs and then kisses Lola's hand. Lola stands up and walks over towards Hugh Hefner's mini fridge in his room. This is for all of the playboy goddess girls when hunger strikes at 1AM. Does that really happen? Or am I just shitting you? It sounds as real as english people don't use the washroom because they're too posh for this shit. Flinging open the door, she continues to talk Paris out of strangling Lindsay Lohan. εïз·Lola | Although he is english like me, so I will give him credit. But Lindsay Lohan is a no-go. Yes, red heads should be stepped on because their natural hair color is ginger red and they have lots of freckles on their body. But I say, why strangle the bitch when you can meet her at a VIP club and spill vodka all over her new clothing? Maybe even gag a few times on her, you're good at that. Lola shrugs, not bothering to take the time to look at Paris while she's speaking. εïз·Kimmy | We can gag on her? I though that was only for Paris's pink rug? Says the naive Kimberly Stewart who seems to be only grasping the least important things coming out of Lola's mouth. Paris, who shoots her bewildered look at first but then comes to the sudden realization what they're talking about from her instant recollection of her eighteenth birthday party begins to scould the two of them like they were children. εïз·Paris | What?! So it was you two who threw up on my rug? Kimberly tightens her lips as she's afraid she just blurted out something she shouldn't have. Paris shoots Lola a glance but Lola only seems to chuckle a little. Holding a martini in her hand, she advances back towards the bed and stands over Paris as if she just entered the room and didn't have the slightest clue what was going on. εïз·Lola | So what? We were just practising. A girl's gotta do what she has to do to keep the weight off. Besides, you got a new one anyways. Paris narrows her eyes with a slight distortion of her face. εïз·Paris | That was my favourite one and you guys didn't even bother telling me. I slipped all over it the other day when me and Chris were making out. IT was the most digusting thing that could of happened to me. Lola shrugs and takes a sip out of her glass. **DISCLAIMER: by stealing this layout, you're only further proving my point that you want to be ME. Cherie [c] 2006. XOX