●● stupid goddamn BURGLARS. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The eye of a hawk gazed down upon the current residence of Jesse James Curtis, who lay on his back at this very moment on a glass recliner located in the patio of their home. With the same visual acuity the hawk possesses, Jesse looks up at the bird, piercing green eyes with hazel lines branching out of the pupils disrupting the pure green hue. His eyelids flutter with the immense sunlight penetrating his vision before he conveniently places his hand over his forehead. Soon we see blood droplets sliding down his head from a small wound located at the very top, which could be merely described as a cut. Suddenly a hand sporting well manicured nails slaps him on the chest and then roams down to reveal his half naked body. The hand continues it’s way down till it reaches the zipper that holds his jeans around his hips, which soon gently comes undone, until the hand escapes into his pants. “Sweet,�?says Jesse, expressing his current mood. He turns over to reveal his beautiful wife who seems to be sitting by the recliner, first aid kit laying beside her. “So what did you tell Decaine?�?she asks, biting on her bottom lip as she stares down at her husband’s body. “I told him about the robbery,�?responds Jesse, calm as an ocean. “He told me to take as much time as I needed to get there. Of course, I couldn’t help but sneak in a hand job before I got to work.�?/FONT> Smirking, Jesse leans his head back into the head rest he created with his arms as he closes his eyes, recalling the rather eventful morning him and his wife endured. He had packed his bags already, put it in the car and was ready to take off after he kissed his wife goodbye but while he was well on his way out, he brushed past the man who was about to break into his house. Luckily, Jesse James was still in the vicinity when he heard the shattering of a glass, presumably that of his window. The man had actually forced his way into the front door, some guts he had, and managed to startle his darling, who was washing the dishes they brought out for breakfast that morning. She dropped the plate, giving another hint, though subtle, that something wasn’t right in the Curtis household. “Take another step and I’ll slit this slut’s throat!�?he yelled, attempting to frighten our Mr. Cock and balls, who retreated back to the house, only to find the burglar with a kitchen knife to his wife’s throat. Talk about being well prepared. Curtis kissed his teeth sarcastically and then, as though he didn’t have a care in the world inquired why the burglar assumed his wife was a slut. “SHUT THE HELL UP!�?he said in response, tightening his grip on the beautiful Mrs. Curtis. However, she made no sudden movements unless they were very subtle, like a wink at her husband. Already having the situation under control, Candace Brooklyn Curtis did something as simple as lifting an arm up and the knife dropped to the floor. She had great technique, studied her captors every move and calculating his next. Although she had a rather frail body, she lifted him up with great ease, sending him face first into the floor. “Well that was easy,�?she proclaimed and then directed her attention towards her husband, who smirked at her. Rushing towards him, she wrapped her body around his and they shared a passionate kiss to celebrate the victory but it was short lived. Surprisingly that slam into the floor wasn’t enough to keep the burglar down so he attempted to mess with the dominant duo again. “Bitch!�?he yells, causing our hero to turn around only to have the kitchen knife bouncing of his head and making an incision, which eventually became the scar he sported for the first few days in IICX. Of course, it ended with Jesse James tearing into the stupid burglar and sending him packing. They wanted to give him a head start before his wife called the cops. After getting some medical attention and much needed sexual attention, Jesse headed off to the IICX arena where he first introduced himself to Decaine. He had brought his wife along on the first day, simply because she missed wrestling and they promised each other that they would spend a fair amout of time together, as a newly wed couple. Candace was a strong woman as well, being that she was a wrestler herself, and no one on the roster could fuck around with her. Perhaps once she sees Jesse in that ring again, it would spark her desire to wrestle. "Mr. Decaine, it's an honor to finally meet you," states Jesse James as he extends his hand and goes in for a firm shake with his new boss. "Good to meet you, Curtis." Decaine then directed his attention towards the small framed blonde in the room with them. "And who is this lovely young woman?" Jesse hesitates for a moment but then brings his wife closer, his arm on her shoulder. "This is my wife and a soon to be future employee of yours, Candace Curtis." "It's a pleasure to meet you," says Candace, shaking his hand lightly. Here's hoping she washed it after giving Jesse James a hand job. He looks her up and down before letting go off her arm. She was a rather tiny creature, his wife, and he almost felt as though he was going to tear her arm apart just by shaking it but he saw some promise in her. "The pleasure is all mine, Mrs. Curtis," says Decaine before arching an eyebrow dramatically. "I've seen you around as Kayotic." Turning his attention towards Jesse James again, Decaine let him off with some advice. "Just make sure you leave an impression - good or bad." "Oh trust me," replied Curtis. "I definitely will." With a slight nod of Decaine's head, Jesse peaces out of the office. "See you around, Boss." "You two have a good evening." Jesse and Candace smirked and then headed to his given locker room. A man, presumably the janitor assisted him with his bags. "Good luck, sir," said the janitor before he left. Looking at the number on the door to his locker room, Jesse realized that for now, he'll simply be just that. Perhaps a few more nights in this place and the fans will literally be moaning his name.