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August 7th 2008/

The cause site has officially opened it's doors to people (only friends). You won't see the insides of this sex hole unless you're invited by a cause member to join (with the other three's permission). I've updated pages like crazy, changed colors, went nuts etc etc. I think this banner is hot and all the cause ladies are smoking like the end of a cuban cigar.

The latest hot spot where a few members of the cause are hanging out at is IICX.

/Today's updates were done by Melly

Character Information:

Character Name: Keisha Willaims
Handler: Cocomuffin
Face: Lucy Pinder
Nicknames: The CAUSE of isolation, the Talented Bytch
Hometown: Boston, MA
Age: M.I.L.F
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 112Lbs
Eye color: Green
Hair color: Brown
Tattoos: Many
Peircings: Tongue x Twice
In ring gear: Think Lita / Trish / Melina
Out of ring gear: Casual stuff
Status/Alignment: Heel
Theme(s): Blood in my eye - limp bizkit, disturbed & gobsmack

In-Depth Analysis:

Wrestling Style: PLAYGROUND MIND GAMES!

Regular Moves:
1. she
2. knows
3. all
4. the
5. moves
6. to
7. get
8. your
9. attention
10. &
11. heart
12. Racing
13. She's
14. A
15. M.I.L.F

Trademark Moves:
- K N W - R 15
- R 4 V [reason for victory] - sharpshooter

Submission: THE ORGINAL Hairpull STF

Finisher:
- Empty Sin - Torture rack into an upside down death valley drive

Weapon Preference: Tables & things she can choke you with

Favorite Matches: Ones she doesnt have to wrestle in XD, she's a watcher not a doer

Taunts: None

Quotes: About every second thing that comes from her mouth

Achievements: Alot
Tournaments Won: Alot
Hall of Fame Inductions: Alot

Autobiography:
Will Do Later

Character Information:

Character Name: Rain Raven Athena Storms
Handler: Malorie
Face: Summer
Nicknames: Rainy, Cause of Nightmares
Hometown: Seattle, WA
Age: 25
Height: 5'8
Weight: 130lbs
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Black w/streaks of blue
Tattoos: None
Peircings: None
In ring gear:
Out of ring gear:
Status/Alignment: Heel
Theme(s): Voices by Disturbed

In-Depth Analysis:

Wrestling Style: All Around

Regular Moves:
1. Spinning heel kick
2. Missil Drop Kick
3. Sunset Flip
4. German Suplex
5. Springborad Elbow
6. Corckscrew Moonsault
7. Jawbreaker
8. Implant DDT
9. Full Nelson
10. Springboard Crossbody
11. Leg Scissors take down
12. ?
13. ?
14. ?
15. ?

Trademark Moves:
1. "Lights Out" - The Stroke.
2. "Thunder Storm" - Bombay'Rana.
3. "Down Pour" - Sonjay Cutter

Submission:
1. "Pitch Black" - Crossface.

Finisher:
1. "Short Out" - Widows Peak.
2. "Hail Storm" - Hindu Press

Weapon Preference: Denis

Favorite Matches: Hardcore/Bloody

Taunts: ?

Quotes:
Mary had a little lamb
I'm going to be the Jack the Ripper to your Prostitiute
A little bit broken, but so much better

Achievements:
iicx Vixen Champion
w2k Championess [Last - 69 days]
OCW Womans Champion [1x]
OCW Hardcore Champion [1x - First Female ever]
OCW Womans Internet Champion [1x-Longest Reign at 3 months 5 days]
OCW Tag Team Champion [1x w/Scarlett]
12-0 Undefeated Streak to tie record
Had longest Internet Title Reign period. Male or Female
WWoW Womans Champion [1x-8 Months]
BUD Franchise Champion [1x]
6-0 In Bud, before Screwjob
Shaved MacKenzie Adams Bald in WXWR
SCWA Womans Champion [1x]

Tournaments Won: 0
Hall of Fame Inductions: 1

Autobiography:
Will Do Later

Character Information:

Character Name: Scarlett Manson
Handler: Brittany
Face: Megan Fox [formerly Candice Michelle, Kim Smith, and Elisha Cuthbert]
Nicknames:
Hometown: Manhattan, New York
Age: Twenty-Four Years
Height: 5'07"
Weight: 111 lbs.
Eye color: Green
Hair color: Dark Brown
Tattoos: A "B" on her right pelvic bone, the word "Envy" on her right wrist
Peircings: Ears
In ring gear:
Out of ring gear:
Status/Alignment: Heel, of course
Theme(s): "My Leftovers" by Porcelain and the Tramps

In-Depth Analysis:

Wrestling Style: ?????

Regular Moves:
1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?
5. ?
6. ?
7. ?
8. ?
9. ?
10. ?
11. ?
12. ?
13. ?
14. ?
15. ?

Trademark Moves: ?

Submission: ?

Finisher: The Counter [Opponents finisher / trademark move]

Weapon Preference: ?

Favorite Matches: ?

Taunts: ?

Quotes: ?

Achievements: ?
Tournaments Won: ?
Hall of Fame Inductions: ?

Autobiography:
Will Do Later

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OWNED BUD
OWNED W2K
OWNED PWT
OWNED OCW
OWNED WWOW

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BUD:(link here)

Reasons/

- not giving the cause the proper recognition/credit we deserve.
As a whole unit, we've put in more than 3 years in that hell hole, won titles, ran people out, dominated that place to the point where they wanted a "new cause" in the federation. They should have a fucking shrine in that site dedicated to us but yet there lies nothing for us in there. No hall of fame inductions, the title histories have been wiped and even though one or two nitwits (who's ass we've kicked mind you) love us and toss our names out there every now and then, the jealous owner denouces us. Oh and not to mentions we've been jobbed to hell and back.
- They make you lose matches because of layouts.
- For aiding and abetting a fugitive. [See: Gracia]

What we did to them/

- Gave Syck a bath; in urine and frog intestines.
- Revealed any "TOP SECRETS" Roxy had like claiming that she wasn't Gypsy and talking to herself. Also managing/e-fucking every heavyweight champion(ess) BUD had with the exceptions of Rebecca Rancid, Seifer, Mark Cain and some other chicks that fled when she got her "male alter ego" to try and e-date them [See: Angelique for ones that didn't].

Specific tools we wish would choke/

- Roxy ; well duh! If the reason isn't obvious enough, you need to consider buying a brain. This includes, white trash, lylah mcqueen, serpent, gypsy, zoey rose etc etc (all played by Roxy but denied).

- RuCKuS ; if you've ever watched the OC, he'd be a washed up version of Oliver. Although RuCKus comes and goes and has supposedly GONE FOR GOOD according to our recent knowledge, we don't like him any more, or less. The nickname DuCKus had been bestowed upon him for obvious reasons; he loves to duck (talk shit and run). Stay away from him, if he ever comes back, or he might 'fall in love with you'. Oh and let's not forget that he was in love with (and it was not unrequited) Roxy.

- Novacaine ; he said he hated Roxy, he said he'd never go back, and then his nose grew longer (a la pinocchio)! A couple of years ago, Roxy and Nova fell and in love and then he became the heavyweight champion. "Surprise". Before/During/After MOD, Nova removed his eyeballs and took a long, hard look at himself, realizing that he was truly Roxy's lapdog and left BUD. Surely he came back during the time Roxy went MIA and Sarah was running BUD but then he had some problem with S and left, dragging Barb along with him. Recently, Nova has been spotted back up Roxy's skirt only this time he isn't gunning for the top titles. Aww, to be young and in love.

- Garcia/Taylor Lynn ; Who could ever forget this retro bitch? Gracia is infamous for talking shit behind her locked site and I'm sure she's put up recent blogs about us. We've challenged the cause reject (see: Cause of Virulence) to multiple matches and have even had those matches booked but she keeps running, hence being labeled 'DuCKus jr'. Nevertheless, there isn't much to say about her that hasn't been said before so we're just going to leave this bit alone.
**UPDATE: Troll spotted at Warzone. We taunted but got no reply. Booooo

W2K(when Nic owned it):(link here)

Reasons/

- They thought we were trouble from the moment we set foot there, they were right.
- Nic gossiped about us like he was Gossip Boy.
-Nic closed W2K because he was jealous of us.
There were a few things we needed to take care of in W2K, when Nic went on vacation and handed his fed over to someone else (*cough*Cody*cough*) and it was doing fine all along. Until one day, Nic came back and decided that W2K was his again and then he threw a bitch fit over the title histories and closed the fed even though the entire roster wanted it open. Nic has closed/opened W2K a 100 times since, Nic has used other people to run it 100 times since.
- Nic doesn't want to legalize marijuana, that is so not cool. {sooooooooo not cool. Added by Keisha Williams)

What we did to them/

- Nothing really.
- We actually rid the place of rodents and mice, thinned the herd, drew the jobbers who entered a map to OCW.

Specific tools we wish would choke/

- Nic/NED ; he might be better than Roxy in a sense but that is like being better than garbage. Though none of us know him in person he acts like a baby and The Cause has a low tolerence for babies and their whinning.

- Isabella Taylor ; ran ran rannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, with the title no less.

- Amy Valentine ; thought she was never a full time member in W2K, she and her band of misfits called the Gheygency decided to crash and 'take over'. Mosr of them were either lesbians, transvestites and typed...like...this. Amy spammed the shit out of us and when me(Rebecca Rancid) called her a spammer, she flipped shit and ran crying.

OCW:(it died)

Reasons/

- screwed 1/2 the cause over.
- It's OCW.

What we did to them/

- Didn't have to do shit; they got hacked 3 times.

Specific tools we wish would choke/

- Preston Klein ; he's MSN's biggest attention whore. We believe that he might be related to Roxy in some way or the other because he is the king of screwing his female roster and screwing his male roster, both in different ways. Klein loves to make himself the butt of everyone's jokes because without getting any attention whatsoever, he'd whither away and die.

- Anees ; Klein's favorite Paranoid Punjabi. If Klein fed him shit, he'd eat it. Anees loves him some Preston Klein and believes every word that comes out of his mouth. Since Klein's last departure, Anees was no where to be found. Some say he resurfaced like dog feces on the beach a few days ago but those are only rumors.

- Mike Mazzarone ; is severly annoying. If you had him on your list, he'd beg for you to let him manage you. He took Preston Klein to the top when he should really know that Klein likes to remain down under. He threatened to delete msn and never comes online and people's reaction was similar to when any emo threatens to jump off a building or slit their wrists, *sha-rug. Sadly, he changed his mind and continues to troll for people to manage.

- Jasime Stephens ; Bill's girlfriend, stole Britty's name.

- Bryan Williams ; When they said Preston Klein has sheep, they ain't kidding. Bill/Bryan had met us all in PWT but Court hated her at first glimpse because a) he stole Williams and b) he came in with trolls. But nevertheless, Bill denounced Klein and then ran back into his lice filled crotch even though Preston made house calls, told on him to his mommy etc etc.

A
Angelique:
Angelique is a character played by Jenn in BUD, PWT etc. She was a member of Asshole Inc and dated/married/screwed Serpent. Apparently they were together out of character as well and Serpent was actually Roxy. Angelique was a 5 time BUD bytch champion and also held the heavyweight title at one point, which made Roxy want to jump her bones. Angelique found out about the fake boyfriend ordeal and then a war ensued between Roxy and Angel. Quite a number of men have had the pleasure of being tossed around between these two. eg. Nova, Syck etc etc.
Asshole Inc:
Originally there were 6 of these yahoos in Syck, Sparrow (only one we like), Angelique, Roxy (Roxy), Gypsy (Roxy), Serpent (Roxy) and then of course they had RuCKuS in there at some point or the other. Well, members of Asshole Inc have tried to get into the nWs and when they failed they bawled like babies. Ever since then Roxy made it her mission to screw over everyone that wouldn't invite those band of misfits into their stable with open arms. When Rebecca Rancid faced Syck and owned him, he hulked up called The Cause a stable that copied Asshole Inc. He was wrong. We never screwed each other in our "Asshole Inc's".
AIDs:
I'm sure we're all aware of the meaning of this disease but in Cause terms, it has a whole new level. The term "You have AIDs lol", invented by some owl guy, was frequently used on Syck after it was discovered that he had the disease. Syck once bowed out of a match because Valek, one who he believed to be infected with AIDs, would be present and would shed blood during the match. Valek's ex girlfriend Akasha, who obviously had sexual intercourse with him, was later engaged to Syck and video proof of the two boinking was available. Once Rebecca Rancid revealed that he was HIV positive, the saying became even more famous.

B
BUD:
A place you shouldn't go to unless you're willing to hook up with the owner (male or female) and/or not cry woe when she dumps you for a more repulsive person.

C
Cause of Virulence:
Virulence: The ability of any agent of infection to produce disease. The virulence of a microorganism (such as a bacterium or virus) is a measure of the severity of the disease it is capable of causing.
Taylor Lynn calls herself the cause of virulence and we've decided that she IS.
Causeowned:
A term coined in 2005. Our enemies/feds we've closed down know what it means.
Cuntish:
The official language of the cause.

F
F I N E:
The cause is FINE (fear, isolation, nightmares, envy).

I
Incestual Lovenest:
see BUD. BUD was once considered a lovenest because it garnered the attention of pedofiles all over and they came, they saw, they conquered their victims. Roxy gave out signals like a giant female anaconda during mating season and lured all the men into her incestual lovenest.

N
Nic:
They gay version of Nick. If your name is Nicholas, the short version is Nick. No, renaming yourself Nic doesn't make you any more or less original than the other Nick's out there, it just makes you look lame.

S
Stephanie Starrett:
Who?

Former Cause Members:

Megan Lee/ is the sex

Kristilin Flint/

Kaitlyn Mackenzie/

Marissa Blade/

Tara Wilson/
Tara Wilson was a member of JDD in WWoW along with Rain Storms and Scarlett Manson. Tara still <3's The Cause and hangs out with them and The Cause still <3's Tara. She was the only member to leave on good terms.

Honorary members:

the nWs/
They're hot, they rule and we love them. The Cause is like the female nWs.

F
F I N E:
The cause is FINE (fear, isolation, nightmares, envy).

R
RuCKuS:
He is blue eyed and also possesses blue hair. He proves that good things don't always come in small packages at the stunted height of 5'6. Although this boy sounds like quite the promising 'lova boy', he grows attached too soon like a stage 5 clinger. He can fall in love with you in 10 seconds if he wanted to and works like the opposite of teflon. He is one bossy midget and can bend any gullible idiot into any shape he pleases (see: Roxy). This boy also hates clothes and doesn't feel the need to wear them. Sadly he lives in Boston and his nuts would freeze during the winters. Ignorance is bliss, isn't it?

S
Stephanie Starrett:

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