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From: MSN Nickname●●___кιssмчмaиoℓos°  (Original Message)Sent: 4/18/2008 6:44 PM

/ Miss don't give a fuck.

 

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the most addictive drug in the market. 

There was no need to provide a reason why this match was taking place as the hate Jade Jiles and Rebecca Rancid shared for each other was blatant and mutual. Their dislike for each other stemmed from years ago when Rebecca debuted in the sport that Jade Jiles was supposedly dominating in. The two had also exchanged words in numerous feds in which they both coexisted in for short periods of time but at the point, the issue was rather minor. The feud escalated when Rebecca stole Sparrow right from under the nose of his then wife Jade Jiles. Her motives were clear to both sides of the party as well as the rest of the world - she wanted a war with Jiles. What started out as natural competitiveness between the two females was now much more of an issue for them to just let slip through their fingers. Although the two of them have had many face to face confrontations and had the worst to say about each other, Rebecca never had the pleasure of snapping Jade like a twig within the ropes of a wrestling ring. It was inevitable that these two women would one day be placed on opposite ends of the squared circle, ready to do whatever it takes to prove who the better woman is. To Rebecca, it wasn’t about who the better woman was because she already knew the answer to that. She was clearly the much more dominant female even though Jiles had numerous years of experience that she lacked. The reason for that being is because Jiles created a lot of controversy that only ended up making her look like an idiot. She was a woman that other wrestlers found themselves embarrassed to be associated with whilst Rebecca rose to fame rather quickly and was well respected amongst her colleagues. Although the both of them got their share of negative attention in the wrestling industry, Rebecca Rancid was clearly the more notorious female. The reason Rebecca wanted so badly to compete with Jiles was because she was the second last female in BUD with an ounce of talent left inside her. She had literally beaten the entire female roster and it would be like beating a dead horse for her to do that again.

BUD was about to witness the clashing of two of its strongest females in the federation today and San Juan’s Coliseo de Puerto Rico Jose M. Aorelot served as the grounds where said clashing would take place. Ironically, they were in Puerto Rico this week, a country which commonly abused illicit drugs and cited marijuana as their primary drug of abuse. Both females would be able to take advantage of this as they dabbled in the drug industry but their uses for it differed. Jade was a heavy user who openly admitted, on several occasions, that snorting cocaine interfered with the performance of her matches and also put a strain on her career in the wrestling business. Whilst our Rebecca was one who profited off of such idiots in which Jade was included. Jade could literally be going into a match with her dealer, directly or indirectly. It was quite similar to stepping inside the ring with the devil you sold your soul to. Jade had a snowball’s chance in hell and the outcomes of her condition after were unpredictable.

Since Puerto Rico was a rather populous place it was hard to travel on foot without having to endure boisterous crowds of people eager to get somewhere or the other. Luckily for Rebecca and her boy toy, they booked the most luxurious suite in San Juan which no other superstar on the roster could afford besides Syck and Roxy. But both Rebecca and Sparrow were extra sneaky about it and managed to get the suite first. One could only imagine where Jade Jiles decided to stay in whilst in the lovely land of Puerto Rico. Perhaps after spending all her pocket money on drugs, she probably cuddled up to one of the bums for a good night’s sleep. It’s hard to blame him since it was probably dark that night and he hadn’t gotten any in a while although prison sodomy would be more pleasurable than having any sexual relations with the woman known as Jade Jiles.

“Welcome to MEXICO!" shouted a rather bulky man as he threw his arms in the air while standing in front of a glass window in the Aryan compound. It seemed as though he was inside the luxury suite that temporarily belonged to Sparrow and Rebecca.

“You’re blocking the light, asshole,�?Rebecca hisses at him before throwing a bag of Doritos his way. "Mexico is that way. We’re in Puerto Rico."

He grabs the bag before tossing it aside and heads towards the gym room to join Sparrow and a few other guys who Rebecca just introduced him to a few seconds ago. Yes, they were locals and no, Rebecca did not particularly like them all but not everyone can fathom each other within the close knit family they called a business.

“Hold a fucking second,�?/FONT> said Rebecca who quickly followed him to where all the men were training.

“What do you need now?�?asked the man who turned around to look at her.

Now that they were both standing face to face, you could see Rebecca wasn’t even half his size yet she ordered him around as if he were a child. She pursed her lips for a minute before nodding her head and shrugging.

“Nothing. Move along,�?she said, quickly dismissing him.

The man grumbled under his breath but didn’t dare let Rebecca notice before he headed towards the treadmill and worked on his cardio. Rebecca quickly scanned the room before counting out loud.

�?..2..3..4..5�?6�?/FONT> she said before looking a bit concerned about the missing of one of the seven dwarfs. “Where’s Antonio?�?Her voice was much louder than before causing everyone with the exception of Sparrow to shake. No one was able to handle a disappointed Rebecca Rancid and they knew it was possible for them to be penalized for opposing to her suggestions and doing whatever she wanted.

“He’s gone to get the guns,�?replied another one of locals. “He’ll be back in about a minute. He..�?/FONT>

“Shhh..�?/FONT> whispered Rebecca with a slight nod of her head. “I told you not to use the word gun in public.�?/FONT>

“But this is not public, girl,�?/FONT> he argued. “It’s just us mans.�?/FONT>

“Don’t use it loudly either way. We don’t have any guns, got that? I’m the fucking gun. Just tell them that.�?Blithely shaking her finger at him she joked.

The boys nodded and got back to what they were doing without saying another word. Although they were fully grown men, Rebecca called them boys because they simply were reliant on her, the woman. These men were machines, able to destroy anything in their site but they were controlled by one Rebecca Rancid.

“Antonio here!�?/FONT> called one of the non English speaking Puerto Rican’s diverting Rebecca’s attention to the door where the seventh man stood.

The smirk on her face grew bigger as he approached her with a big present in his hand. She tore open the zip of the bag to find it empty, certainly not with the guns inside.

“Good job, Tony.�?Tossing the bag aside she headed towards the gym and brought the punch bag to his attention by pointing a finger towards it. “Get ready for tonight.�?/FONT>

He headed towards where the bag was and quickly got out of the shot leaving Rebecca who walked towards her main MAN, her birdman. He was san shirt which made all the ladies who will soon be able to see this swoon.

“His name is Antonio Jiles,�?/FONT> she said gesturing for him to come towards Sparrow and shake his hand. The man immediately walks back towards where Sparrow was and stretched out his python of an arm.

“Nice to meet you, Sparrow,�?/FONT> said Antonio in his accent.

“Jiles?�?/FONT> asked Sparrow who shook his hand with a slight bit of perplexity on his face. “any relation to her?�?/FONT>

“I have no idea,�?replied Rebecca who shrugged her shoulders. “I just decided that Jade had a fling with a local man and this child was born as her son. He’s only 16, the youngest.�?/FONT> She nodded her head at him and then winked. “As we are all aware, Jade has the reputation of a whore and she’d probably got a man in every country. This man claims his mother was a young prostitute with dark hair and dark eyes but she was obviously American. It sounded like he was describing Jade Jiles.�?/FONT>

“That doesn’t add up,�?/FONT> said Sparrow. “Jade is only a few years older than him.�?/FONT>

“Exactly what I thought!�?/FONT> exclaimed the German born blonde. “So I got to doing some research, paid some kids to do the hacking and it turns out that wasn’t the case at all. It gets more Jerry Springer than that and you’ll be glad to know that he is still related to Jiles. When Jade was teetering on the edge of life as a teenager, her bastard of a father had a fling with one of these fat whores. I suppose he saw her a while later but couldn’t tell she was pregnant because of the excessive,�?/FONT> Rebecca slowly moves her hands in the shape of a band over her waist. “the excessive fat around her belly when he got to impregnating her. 5 months later, she gave birth to her son and gave him the name of Jiles. Jade Jiles, meet Antonio Jiles, your youngest brother who works for the devil.�?/FONT>

The room fell quite for a second before snickered and rolled her eyes at Sparrow.

“I just made it all up, sweetheart. Antonio is a local I found and quickly made friends with in order to network. I just dubbed him Antonio Jiles for shits and giggles.�?

The rest of them exchange laughs while Sparrow nods his head in disappointment. Rebecca was quite the imaginative woman, but what if the story was actually true?

Sparrow got to inquiring about where they would be spending the night but Rebecca gave no such answers. They definitely weren’t close enough for Rebecca to reveal her agenda to him just yet but obviously close enough to break the sex record for the longest fuck possible. So instead of telling him the truth, she lied through her teeth.

“We’re probably going to go to a bar tonight,�?/FONT> mumbled Rebecca nervously. “I’ve got some ‘business�?to take care of so I’m probably going to be heading somewhere for a while. Promise you’re not going to follow me and try to see what I’m doing.�?/FONT>

“Why would I do that?�?/FONT> he asks quizzically. “Is there something I shouldn’t know?�?/FONT>

“Nope. It’s just business, nothing personal. It’s just MY business therefore I want to take care of it myself.�?/FONT>

 For someone in her position, she wasn’t exactly the best liar.

“Would you be training for your match with her at all then?�?/FONT> he asked emphasizing on the “her�?part, clearly he was reluctant to take the name of his ex as it was like spitting out thorns.

Rebecca furrowed her brows and nodded slightly. “I don’t need to do that much, babe. Perhaps I can get into a fight at the bar and call that training. I’m usually the type who prefers human meat as a pounding bag as opposed to this thing here.�?/FONT>

Walking towards the bag her “friend�?Antonio was currently pounding on, she slightly ran her hand against it. He hit the bag and it flew towards her but she was able to slam it back towards him with ease causing him to fall backwards.

“Yeah, she’s ready,�?/FONT> grunted Antonio in Sparrow’s direction which caused Rebecca to smirk.

“So let’s drink tonight!�?/FONT> she said while holding her hand up as though she had a glass in it. “I’d like to toast to your divorce and my victory over the bitch.�?/FONT>

The men cheered  in unison and applauded Rebecca. She went back to the main room and closed the windows that had been opened up before. It was warm in San Juan at this time and as Rebecca wished, she got the air conditioners turned on. One could only wonder what Jade Jiles was going to help keep it cool. The minutes were literally flying by it would be time to step into the ring the enemy. It was hard to comprehend what San Juan would be like after the heat wave of a match they’ve experienced.

“This match should have been the main event,�?said our pyro princess. “Who else holds as much credibility as we do, Jade? Not anyone competing in this Pay Per View. No offense to Drew Stevenson but I’m pretty sure his match should have been the piss break of the evening. That heavyweight title is constantly being defended against the likes of Leaky Format and Taiokion or something to that extent. A good champion would face valid competitors not kissing up to the boss for title shots. Perhaps I might get into the mixture and then we’ll see if Drew can really keep his title.�?/FONT>

Rebecca now moved towards the couch where she would continue to speak her mind against Jade Jiles. She picked up the remote and began to toy with it as it would soon play a part in her evil plot.

“I suppose compared to the other competitors in 4:20, we’ve got the toughest competition, Jiles. This is the only match in which the winner might not be easily predictable to some. I mean, I am aware that I have a higher chance of winning this match than you do given that I clearly am the better woman out of the two but it’s not like your chances don’t matter. They might be slim but we should never underestimate our competition, unless of course you’re facing the likes of Midnight. Isn’t it obvious she’s going to lose? Has Roxy attempted to make this PPV one which the stronger destroys the weaker? We are living in a capitalist society after all and it pays to see someone you don’t like get destroyed in the very ring we will exchange pleasantries in before tearing each other’s faces off. I suppose the good part of this is not having Leaky Format bitch about not getting a title shot anymore since he’s banned from using any word that pertains to that subject. Isn’t he?�?/FONT>

Breaking the forth wall, she looks at the camera man who nods his head at her. This brings sadness to the previously disinterested face of Rebecca Rancid.

“You’d think he wouldn’t be eligible to hold a title let alone be in the fed but this week he’s got a contendership match. Talk about unfair, I suppose the same would go for the loser of this match �?Jiles. I would really like to take this time to apologize the lady who I so shrewdly dragged into this match with me. I guess Jade had no other option but to accept the challenges I blithely threw at her. She had no other choice, did she? Had she backed out of this match, she would have looked like a coward. If she hadn’t shown her ugly mug back into the domain, she might as well have been presumed dead. But I knew the woman in Jade Jiles and I knew she was never one to back down from an opportunity to kick my ass, may it be the smallest chance she’ll ever get. So you all know the ending to the story here, Jade had accepted to face me on 4:20 and here we fucking are. I wouldn’t call that the ending to our feud, however, Jade agreeing to be skinned alive was simply the beginning. I’m pretty sure we know the match is going to end with me on top but we are still unsure of what Jiles will be doing on the bottom?�?/FONT> she says with a wink.

“Take it away, Jiles. What would you do to me? Hell, I’d give you the opportunity to slap me several times before the match just so you can be prepared to have a near death experience when I’m done with you. I want you to approach your death with confidence as that is the only way for a lady to go down. I mean, what else could you possibly do after the match? Will you be able to live with the shame that someone you so superficially think so lowly of, ME, is able to outsmart you in the very sport you claim to know like the back of your hand? If I were you, I most certainly wouldn’t be able to live the pain. Perhaps suicide is a better choice, sorry THE ONLY other option someone like you has. If you’re not brave enough, you can simply fake death whilst living in a small hole for a couple of years and then your body will mysteriously turn up at a beach somewhere. Let’s say you meet a very handsome life guard who brings you back to life. That’ll be the story of the century and you’d get much better publicity from that stint. It’ll be a miracle and you too will get the opportunity to look good, for once. Tired of all the bad publicity you’ve gotten over the years? I know I am. Jade, you’re simply looked at as the whore in the wrestling ring that doesn’t belong there. I’m not quite sure if you’re aware of that fact but I thought I should put it out there. I know you too well, however, to underestimate the potential you have because of that statement alone. You might not be known for much else but you have beaten quite a few notable women in your prime years, which I might add, are practically over and done with. You’re look at as an old woman in this sport not because of your age but simply because you’ve been in it for too long now and have hogged up so much of the screen time while singing the same tune you’ve been singing for almost four years now. I might have not known you before we met and neither have I looked into your past to bother. You probably were as much of a nobody as I was when I first arrived but we both grew as wrestlers although I am more successful."

Why must she state what was obvious to the eye already? The blonde was more success than the raven haired Jade Jiles who constantly stood in her shadow.

“I can see it in your face too, you’re getting far too tired of this sport. Or perhaps it’s just the drugs that do that to your face. Evidence of this is the number of heroin users I have come across. They’re ruined goods Jade and you’re on the edge of becoming one soon, which is initially why Sparrow left you for a much wiser but younger looking woman,�?/FONT> said the very same blonde bombshell with a smirk on her face.

“Speaking of Sparrow,�?/FONT> she motions her head towards the gym room which he currently was in. “he’s right in there trying to keep up with me for a night of fun. They don’t last Jiles, but you’re ex husband has been one of the only ones who can keep up with me in the bedroom and I truly appreciate that. In order to show you how much, I’ve delivered a bouquet of flowers to your locker room when you get there. Don’t hold it against me but they might be stale as you probably won’t be there until the very last minute leading to our match. I know, the superstars of BUD simply cannot handle the presence of two females who feel such strong hatred towards each other. We cannot be in a place together unless it’s for a limited amount of time therefore I am willing to make our match simply breeze by as the PPV carries on. Perhaps, I may take a little longer just so BUD’s arena of fans and superstars can experience the wrath we feel towards each other. It’s not going to be a match you can get out of with your bones intact, Jiles and the same goes for me. I suppose since I’m so much skinnier than you that would enable you to crush me by simply sitting over me. But don’t mistake my lack of weight as a sign of weakness. I guess you could afford to lose those love handles you’re sporting and you’d pretty much be even with me. You have a minimum of six pounds over me and only because you stand two inches taller. So if you’re accusing me of being similar to a toothpick, I suppose you’d be saying the same about yourself. So since we have accomplished that we’re Even Steven in the weight department, I suppose we can move on from those petty little insults and focus on the bigger picture. That being that I hold more power over someone like you, who probably lacks the strength to beat me. You're a weak, drug abusing woman, Jiles. Your body might have the potential to compete against someone as strong as me since we're the same size but you sure have not put out any effort. I'm guessing since it's 4:20, you'd probably be out there smoking some fat guy's marijuana on the street side instead of focusing on training your body for a match like this. I know addicts like you and I exploit you people for my own profit. You can expect me to defeat you much easily as I know of your habits so well. Speaking of knowing you.." Rebecca pulls out a file from one of the breif cases lying next to the couch.

"I stole this from Roxy's office." she says. "It's got all the tests you've taken for this company and how many of them you've come out clean and the dirty little truth that works against you."

Slowly turning the pages, she goes through the file rather quickly.

"You've actually failed the most resent drug test that was taken right before you were allowed into the BUD arena to address your cheating husband and his mistress. It looks like you, my dear, were not actually using any drugs at the time.." she looks up at the camera and smirks. "It seemed as though you were wrongly tested as positive when your natural body enzymes were what was responsible for that false positive. The government regulates these drug testing labs less strictly and being here for a longer time than you have I am well aware of the fact that they are unreliable. Therefore through some pulling of strings, I was able to make your record appear as clean as a virgin's pussy. Didn't want any obstacles holding you back from facing me in this match which only proves that I will go to no lengths to get what I want. Which brings me to my next piece I'd like you to see."

She aims the remote at the TV which shows footage of Rebecca sitting on the very bed she and Sparrow first made love on. It was the very same apartment that Jade and bought and prior to the affair, lived with Sparrow in.

"We went through all your stuff." Rebecca is heard saying in the background.

There was a bag which Jade most likely forgot to take with her while she tried to escape their marriage. In the bag, there was a wedding ring, perhaps not the same one Sparrow gave to Jiles when he proposed to her but it looked quite similar. Rebecca was seen wearing the ring on her finger and smirking.

She matched that smirk in the present before saying, "I feel so much closer to getting what I want from you now."

 

**DISCLAIMER: by stealing this layout, you're only further proving my point that you want to be ME. Cherie [c] 2006. XOX



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/ Miss don't give a fuck.

 

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As night crept upon San Juan, the streets were lit, as were the joints people smoke in celebration of 4:20. Plenty of locals roamed the streets high as kites as people were being whisked away in different directions till they got lost. In one Liquid Bar, Rebecca Rancid and Sparrow were enjoying themselves on the night Rebecca was set to face Jade Jiles. She wasn’t in the least bit worried about her opponent, as tough as the woman claimed to be. Jade Jiles hadn’t been heard from since their in ring confrontation but Rebecca didn’t put it past her to make a surprise appearance just minutes before their match. Perhaps it was the poor man on the street holding Jiles back in hopes for another cuddly night. In the grand scheme of things, wherever Jade currently was, she wouldn’t be dropping out of this match at the very last second, would she?

Being the ALPHA of the group had it’s benefits, but those who were at the very bottom of the food chain were the ones who suffered more. Evidence of this were the seven dwarfs who were out on a mission today. Their goal was to make Rebecca Rancid as much profit as possible by using their verbal skills to communicate with the suppliers in order to get her a cheaper price. If all else failed, there were seven guns in seven separate boxes strategically placed in locations unknown to the aficionados of Rebecca Rancid as well as the other bastards that refused to admit they loved her. Needless to say, these men knew the use of the weapons were necessary therefore their main focus for the past few days was having to get them without any suspicion. If by any chance, the plan failed, these men knew their heads were on the chopping block.

“Let me handle it,�?commanded Alex who immediately grabbed the attention of his friends, more specifically Enrique who’s lips quivered. Enrique wasn’t much of a talker and he approached every task with unneeded skepticism which usually took a toll on the rest of his friends.

He nodded slightly at Alexander before walking closely with his group.

Meanwhile, at the bar, Rebecca ordered herself a few drinks while simply burning up a cigarette. For someone who was so easily dubbed a drug dealer, did not once touch any of these substances. She preferred cigarettes and booze as they were legal and did not give away her identity. She never once was caught smoking weed, didn’t particularly own any land that grew and harvested it and it never got into her hands at any costs. Since she never had any particular use for the drug, the consequences of it‘s uses never had any impact on her.

“Our brief stay in Puerto Rico was rather interesting,�?/FONT> notes Sparrow as he socializes with a few ordered strippers who had immediately flocked towards him. That never really bothered Rebecca in the least bit, in fact she paid for the lap dances.

Rebecca looked up from the table and arched an eyebrow. “Why on earth would you say that?�?she asked with much sarcasm. Clearly, Sparrow had not forgotten their previous conversation, yet.

“It was just a statement, sweetheart,�?/FONT> promised Sparrow. “I really wasn’t implying why things have been down right awkward since I got here with you. We are about to embark on this wonderful world tour, one which I’m hoping my ex wife won’t be part of and I would really like to enjoy this. But as soon as we set foot in San Juan I was introduced to seven men I never knew existed who worked under you in some sort of ‘business�?�?/FONT>

“I never expected you to understand this,�?/FONT> she interrupts.

“This isn’t something I want to understand,�?he said maintaining a perfectly still expression on his face despite the strippers constantly pulling at him. “I don’t care what you do. The problem is why you don’t want me to know what it is.�?/FONT>

“It’s my business,�?/FONT> she hissed under a breath before bringing an unlit cigarette to her lips. “It’s a secret,�?she says with a wink. “If I told you what it was, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore now, would it?�?/FONT>

A stripper left Sparrow momentarily to hold a lighter up for Rebecca who inhaled deeply until she was forced to blow out a cloud of smoke. It was true what she said, without secrets no human relationship would last. There would be no mystery between the two parties anymore and much like Jade’s and Sparrow’s now deceased marriage, things would start to get dull.

“I suppose Jade told you everything there was to know about her,�?/FONT> Rebecca continues on. “Everything from the young teenage years she spent being a victim to her fathers abuse up until the gentail warts that cease to exist on her vagina anymore. Am I right?�?/FONT>

Sparrow simply nodded in response.

“Then it’s because she’s still got that yeast infection,�?/FONT> jokes Rebecca who in turn gets Sparrow to shoot her a smile. Although they had minor problems that still went temporarily unsolved, they both shared a common enemy in Jiles and taking her out of the picture was the main objective.

“I’m not saying anything directly as of now but if you keep your eyes open in the next hour or so, you’ll be able to find out. But I assure you of this, it's not in the least bit something you may like.�?/FONT>

Arriving at the scene where the crime would soon take place, the boys spread across but not too far from each other’s sight. This bar was similar to the one Rebecca Rancid was in, very similar in face, it was quite a possibility that this might have been the same bar. As usual, there was a variety of people taking live a bit too easy as they stumbled around without a care in the world. This seemed like the perfect night for such an event to take place.

“Keep your eye on the door, Antonio Jiles,�?/FONT> ordered Alexander as he and the rest of the boys circled the bar and took every position Rebecca felt were the weak/attack areas. When they entered the bar they were never allowed to address their dictator nor look her in the eye. A slight spillage of drinks on the strippers however, was allowed if necessary.

"Those who eschew evil are those who are forced to face it," states Rebecca with a very subtle smirk on her face. She takes a final drag of her second cigarette, of the night and then drops it. The intricate details on her shoes are rather pleasing to the eye as she steps on the cancer stick.

Surely enough the use of guns had become mandatory as the suppliers chose not to co-operate with the locals. As the boys were getting ready and the ladies chose to keep Sparrow busy for the evening, Rebecca rose from her seat in the bar. The cameras were still on her as she paced around the bar, completely ignored by the others. They were either too high or involved in their own arguments to pay any sort of attention which only worked to her advantage.

“Jade Jiles!�?she screamed at once causing a few heads to turn and then turn back with strange looks in the front. “Has anybody seen Jade recently?�?/FONT>

There was no response from the non English speaking public as they continued to be less intrigued by Rebecca by the second. Taking a deep breath, our protagonist shook her head and spoke again in a very chilling voice.

“Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock,�?/FONT> she repeated and no, she wasn’t trying to sing the new Madonna song. “The time is flying by, Jadey and where have you been?�?/FONT>

She stops in order to examine the bar but there’s no sign of our Jade. Of course, she might of just taken a break to go into the bathroom to powder her nose but it is a widely known fact that visiting a rest room in Puerto Rico immediately gets you herpes. Oops, I guess someone forgot to inform Leaky Format of that newsflash.

“I’m guessing you’re at one of the gay bars San Juan has to offer seeing as you’re a fag yourself. Not a full blown one but rather, one who has one step out of and one step in the closet. Jiles, I’m hoping by now that you’re inside the BUD arena our match is set to take place and you are training in hopes to try and take me out tonight. I still don’t underestimate you and I hope you’ll prove me right by lasting more than two seconds in the ring with me. You don’t want me be the one who lets me down, do you? You can talk to any of my boys, bitches, co-workers and they’ll tell you that letting me down is the stupidest thing you can possibly do. When you let me down, you’re letting yourself down and in the end, you’ll get the flack for it. Of course, being Jade Jiles, you don’t really have much to be ashamed of anymore as you yourself are a laughing stock. Jade, I don’t know how to break this to you without hurting your precious little feelings but no one on the roster respects you. Now I’m sure you’re laughing, as much as I am, right now. The BUD roster doesn’t exactly hold much talent currently as superstars seem to stay briefly before they make their quiet exit. We’ve seen many superstars come in and out of the domain on a daily basis, some examples would be Jonni Valentine who’s stay was rather brief and boring and he made no such impact on any of the stars. Then there’s your boyfriend, Dillion Durst, the man who only made a once in a lifetime appearance to stand by you as you tried to hide the teeth gnashing jealousy that was seeping out from between your lips when you saw me and Sparrow face to face in the ring.�?

Rebecca is now smirking as she recalls that very beautiful night they were all in the ring together like one happy incestuous family.

“What happened to you guys? Did things go, dare I say it, SOUTH?�?/FONT>

A soft chuckle is heard from somewhere in the bar. Rebecca turns around to look at Enrique who is sporting his Harry Potter glasses, which in itself is enough to shut him up.

“I bet after Dillion went ‘south�?he discovered the serve case of genital warts you possessed and flew away from you as soon as possible. I presume you have most likely met someone else here in Puerto Rico to cover that hole he left you in the giant black glob of ooze that is supposed to be your heart. But don’t you be discouraged Jade Jiles because if you do happen to be out for the night or out for a few cold nights, you’ll be leaving with a big bang. An may that big bang be the sound of a chair, handled by me, coming at your ball of a head in full force.�?/FONT>

Just to put an emphasis on what Rebecca was trying to say, just then a shot was heard ‘round the world, or around the bar at least. It quite possibly could have been that of Alexander blowing someone’s head off. The panic stricken crowd, although high or drunk were seen jumping out of their seats and exiting the bar. The noise level in the area rose making it harder for Rebecca to continue but she shouted over them instead.

“Tonight is the very night where the life of a lesbian may or may not be taken,�?said the pyro princess as though she were a priest trying to condemn the devil. “And word on the street is, gay people always die first.�?/FONT>

Another shot is heard which causes confusion on Rebecca’s face at once. She walks past Sparrow, who is now getting the answers to his questions earlier in the day. The strippers are far gone and so are the rest of the people who were in the bar. The only people that remain are the seven dwarfs, Sparrow and one very special Rebecca Rancid.

“Good job, gentlemen,�?said Rebecca as she walked past them all standing in a line, at least six of them. “Now I suppose since our business is over, I no longer have to tolerate you fuckers. I guess this is goodbye.�?/FONT>

The boys all shrugged and were about to leave when Rebecca shouted “Antonio!�?causing him to shoot all six of them without thinking it through.

Rebecca and Sparrow walked up to Antonio with smiles on their faces. Rebecca then placed her hands on both his ears, pulling him closer to him while still managing to maintain that smile on her face.

“Antonio Jiles, you did good,�?/FONT> she says before placing two kisses on his either of his cheeks. We all know what that meant as Sparrow shoved a knife into Antonio’s stomach.

“I suppose the illegitimate/unofficial relative of Jade Jiles has finally crumbled under my thumb before our very eyes. I guess now it’s only a matter of time before I get to take the real one out.�?/FONT>

The scene finally fades as Rebecca and Sparrow make a rather swift exit out of the bar.

**DISCLAIMER: by stealing this layout, you're only further proving my point that you want to be ME. Cherie [c] 2006. XOX