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P u b l i c S e r v i ce A n n o u n c e m e n t - I'm known for possesing one of the dirtiest minds in the world and I think of the unthinkable which may be included in the following. I can't help it if it's too damn hard on the eyes or mind. I am who I am..can I change that? No..So if you're offended..Good..Cause I STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

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Well well well What do we have here? Someone named Titan? You mean the Titan national security solutions? No no no.. just a small, bald guy who calls himself 'Titan'. Is this who Rebecca has to face on Monday night for the Icon title? Why yes it is. Why Rebecca? Why do you get such crappy opponents?

Hold on a minute.. Titan is no 'crappy' opponent. He's a motherfuckin legend.

He lost to Novacaine. It seems like Titan already had his shot at the Icon title against Nova who held it for 10- 20 days but lost his chance. So here he is trying his luck once again now that Nova had vacated the title. What makes him so sure he's going to win the Icon title now if he didn't win it back then? So what if he's a 'legend'? He can't do anything but brag about his previous accomplishments while Rebecca actually focuses on the 'now'. But Titan doesn't underestimate. Sure he makes up silly jokes that would only crack a bum up.. but he seems to know that Rebecca will be able to beat him if he loses control of his sanity. But it's too bad for him this time. He should have beat nova for the title before Rebecca got a shot.. because once she gets hold of the ICON title she would never let it go.

She sits down on a high chair looking over a couple of papers in the doctors room. Flipping them one by one, she carefully skims through each of them. A nurse comes up to Rebecca and whispers something in her ear. Rebecca's jaw drops as she hears this. She looks up at the nurse in disbelief. After a while the nurse leaves Rebecca who looks back down at the papers. She seems unhappy to say the least... but suddenly bursts out laughing. Everyone else in the room stare at her and are annoyed by her loud laughter... as if she could give a rat's rectum. The news she just heard must have made her want to cry but she's probably trying to hide her pain with laughter. Charlie walks into the room and sees Rebecca. He immediately stops her from laughing by covering her mouth.. CHARLIE TO THE RESCUE!

"What is wrong with you?" says the blonde man sitting next to her.

"Charlie.. you won't believe what I just found out." she says still not being able to wipe that smile off her face.

"What?"

"I'll tell you later.. I can't say it now.. It's too humiliating.. on his part.. but anyways.. Did you catch his promo by any chance?"

"Yes I made sure to.. AND I got you some additional information on him." says Charlie digging into his bag. He pulls out a bunch of unstappled papers and holds them up.

"Thank you" she brings her hand out and takes the sheets of paper he hands her. "I wonder what he's like." she flips through the pages and reads on. "Kyle Cook huh? So he's a cook?"

"No.. that's just his last name."

"Right.. twenty nine years old... listens to Linkin Park and good charlotte.. oh jeez.." she justs skips a couple of pages and comes to the last one. "Hmm.. lets check out his accomplishments.. two time BUDVision/Half-Baked Champion, Cheech & Chong Tag Team Champion, seven time 24/7 THC Champion, held the Lightweight Champion twice.. ANND lost to Novacaine. oh i'm sorry.. LOST TO NOVACAINE.. much better." She looks up at Charlie and crushes the papers then tossing it to him.

"Like them?" he asks while putting the big paper ball into the trash can.

"I didn't really care that much.. I only wanted to look over them since he looked over mine and tried to mock me in some way... you know.. to see if his was any better."

"If I were you I wouldn't be too worried about this fool.. he takes advice from a bum. How stupid is that?"

"Very.." She thinks for a second and then nods. "This isn't fair.."

"What?"

"He beat 'Dark Child' for a contendership to this match.. and I beat Brain Corven and Leaky Format.. tell me Charles.. how is that fair?"

"Well.. it is. Brain Corven, Leaky Format and Dark child all fall under the jobber category." he tries to explain.

"So? This is different. Dark Child is a jobber who barely cares about his matches so he doesn't put in much effort.. while Brain Corven and Leaky Format were determined jobbers. Why do I always end up facing jobbers?"

"Rebecca, this here is no jobber.. he's a legend. Didn't you check his achievments?"

"Pssh" Rebecca rolls her eyes. "So? Akmed won the Franchise title when Robbie Damon didn't show up for his match.. Akmed won the BUDvision champion when OBM refused to show up .. he had Lady Luck on his side.. maybe she was on Titan's side when he won his titles."

"Hmm.."

"What? It could happen. When I first heard of him being a BUD veteran and everything I thought he was something great.. but looking at his past accomplishments.. I'm having second thoughts."

"Yeah.. he's supposed to be a 'legend'.. yet he lost to Novacaine."

"Speaking of 'Novacaine'.. the so called Best Icon Champion.. which he's NOT! He's going to be the special guest referee in this match of ours."

"Yes.. I wonder why Nova has decided to associate himself with Titan's and your match. I woner who's side he'll be on."

"You do?" Rebecca puts her hand over her face. "Well.. After that match I had with that Carmen Payne girl who he was fucking/dating and after all those things I said to him.. nah not on my side. BUT after that match he and Titan had.. I doubt he's going to be on his side either. So it's going to be a fair match. Unless Titan gives Novastain a blow job. Suck it in Titan... suck the ego in.. because that's the only way he'll win the match."

"I don't think he'd be able to do that?" Charlie disagrees.

"And why do you say that Charles?"

"Because even Nova doesn't like him. So it's going to be a fair match after all. It all comes down to skills."

"Whatever.. after what I do to him.. I don't even think he's going to want to step into that ring with me."

"What do you have in mind?"

"Something that will make his panties drop. Oh you know me.. the ocassional surprises."

"He said something about this being the best match on hangover.. but was told it was the seventh match so it wasn't any good."

"This will be the best match on Hangover. Who gives a shit about Brian Corven, Justin Black and those other fools. I'm sure one of them will pussy out of their matches giving their opponent no competition at all.. after all thats what each one of them is famous for.. and Besides. We have Seifer and Nova involved in this match."

"Yes.. I'm sure that will add a little spice to the match.. but it's almost 4:30 and we have to meet a few people.. so I suggest we get moving."

Rebecca picks up her bags and gets up. "Let go, man. We have a lot of stuff to do."

She walks out of the door with Charlie following behind her.

D i z z c l a i m e r - The Character Rebecca Rancid and the piece of art written above was from the beautiful mind of Melody and is all just fictional.. if these incidents were to happen in real life it's only a complete co-incidence. The layout was made by Original Doll FX(me) only for the use of myself and no one else. The only reason you would steal this layout is if you had a death wish and I bet you don't want to die at such a young age do you? So don't touch it. Also you can't request one like this from someone else because I will come there not only get your ass into deeeeep shit but the sick fuck who made it for you will rot in peices. Don't ask me to make you one because I don't make layouts for anyone but my closest freinds. Bottom line GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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The scene opens up on a ship.. that's right. A big ship known as the 'Titanic' Liek Oh Mi Gawd! The titanic? Didn't that sink? No. But this here is NOT a knock off. We see a blonde woman standing on the edge as she is staring down at the cold, blue water. The woman happens to look like Paris Hilton.. Wait a minute.. IT IS Paris Hilton! She is adorened in a red long dress and black stileto heels. It looks like she was at once of those fancy parties rich people go to. Tears run down Paris's eyes as she looks down at the water trying to imagine how ice cold it's going to be once she jumps in there. Now we are wondering why would Paris Hilton want to do such a thing.. but there's always a reason behind such things.. and we are about to find that out very soon.

"Somebody stop her!" he shouts running towards the terrified Paris. "Please don't jump.. please don't jump.. please just don't jump!" Moby rushes towards Paris and pushes her off the ship. "Oh shit!"

She screams hanging on the edge she was once standing on.

"Paris.. you are so beautiful." he says staring down into her blue eyes. "You're eyes are as deep as an ocean."

"Helllp!" she screams. "I'm too young to die."

"Didn't you just want to jump off this thing? I thought you wanted to die.. why do you change your mind all of a sudden?"

"Shut up and help me!" she yells. "You're supposed to save me and then we are supposed to fall in love you idiot! Didn't you read the script?" she whispers.

"Hmm.." he pulls out a folded sheet of paper from his pocket. "No.. I don't think it says that in the script.. you're supposed to die."

"No i'm not!"

"Yes you are!"

"No i'm not! Read the script you moron!"

He looks through the script and reads out loud. "Must save Paris Hilton from dying and be a hero." There is a long pause. "Whoops! Silly me!"

"Now save me!"

He grabs hold of her hand and pulls her up. She accidentley falls on top of him and laughs.

"Oh.. I was.. only." Moby pushes Paris off him into a pile of broken glass making her scream loudly.

"CUT! this is the worst acting I've ever seen." yells the director who was asleep a few minutes ago but woke up due to the loud noise. "Moby.. stick to making music. You make Paris look bad. NEXT!"

Another man pops out of nowhere. It's Fred Durst! What the fuck?

"Hi.. I'm Fred." he smiles at the director.

"Fred..? Fred Flintstone?"

"No! Fred Durst." he corrects. "I'm Fred Durst and you must have heard of my band limp bizkit and i'm here to audition for the part of.. Titan." he nods and smiles at everyone on set.

"There is one thing I must ask you.. why do you wear a hat? Titan doesn't wear hats!"

"Oh this old thing? I'm sorry sir. I will lose the hat." he takes his hat off and throws it into the water. "Better?" his bald head is now visible.

"Much.. now.. lets see what you got Mr. Durst. Lets begin."

Once again we cut to Paris Hilton standing on the edge and looking over the dark waters. This was the end of it all. No more parties.. no more men to chose as husbands. Paris would never let her mother decide on who she should marry. Of course knowing her mother.. she'd pick some ugly, old and boring man who wouldn't interest Paris in the least bit. She wanted her own man. Someone who was willing to get down and dirty whenever she wanted him to.. but unfortunately.. all those men were taken.. by hookers and j00's.. and here she was on a big ship.. trying to fuck one of these old bags of money.

"Hey sexy!" she spins around to see Fred Durst resting his arm next to her feet. "You're not planning on jumping off that thing are ya?"

"Oh yes I am." she says holding her head down in shame.

"Nuh uh.. not if I offer you something you cannot refuse." he smiles.

"And what exactly would that be?" she asks a little puzzled.

"One night.. with Fred Durst.. right on top of me baby!" he winks at her.

Paris is speechless. She does not know what to say.

"Oh you know you want me..."

"CUT!" the director shouts from behind the camera. "This is not the way Titan would react.. You're fired Durst.. Geez.. would it kill you not to hit on her?" he nods "Bring in the next fool!"

Another man steps up. This one isn't that unfortunate looking. He has blonde hair and blue eyes.. and he just doesn't give a fuck! That's right motherfuckers.. It's Eminem!

"Yo.. it's slim shady."

"Okay Mr. Mathers.. this better be good." he turns towards Paris and the others. "From the start."

And once again we see Paris looking into the deep blue waters. Why must she so rich? Why does she deserve all this money? It's only driving her insane.

"I am going to jump of this ship! Like yay! Notice me! I'm liek special"

"Hold on a fucking minute you stupid bitch." she is interrupted by Eminem who grabs onto her leg. "Are you sure you want to do such a stupid thing? I mean you are stupid.. and stupid people do stupid things.. but this here is low.. even for someone like you."

"No.. but if you marry me I wouldn't kill myself." she smiles.

"Okay then." he pushes her into the water and walks away. "Yo asshole! I'm not marrying this slut.."

"Eminem.. you're fired!"

"You can fire me.. I already quit!" he holds up his middle finger and walks out of the scenerio.

"okay.. bring in the next guy.."

"But there is no next guy.."

"What?" he jumped out of chair.. "What do you mean no next guy? Aren't there anymore guys in the world that would want to play Titan? Zee Titanic One?"

"I don't think there's anyone who would want to do such a humiliating thing."

"Where oh where.. will I find my titanic one?"

"Right here" Yet another man pops out of nowhere.. only this time.. he's half a man. He's a midget! Yes! a bloody midget!

"Hi my name is Verne Troyer and I'm auditioning for the part of Titan. I make a good Titan.. because I am bald.. and the ladies don't love me."

"Excellent.. Let us begin the scene once again with our new hero."

Yet again Paris Hilton stands on the edge looking down at the blue waters. It is a cold and chilly night.. and she should have brought her jacket to keep her warm.. but no. She just had to run out of there like a depressed little goth. She rolls her eyes and tries to make it look like she's crying. It takes a while for her to shed a tear but being the professional actress she is.. She finally lets one roll down her cheek.

"Hey there lady." Verne catches her attention. "What are you trying to do?" he asks looking down at the water. "Are you trying to look at something? Because I can see a few fish."

"No.. I want to jump off this ship because my mom wants me to marry this ugly dude.. but if you're willing to marry me.. then only I will not do such a terrible thing."

"Marry you?" he's shocked. "Are you asking me to marry you?"

"Well.. technically.. I am."

"Wow" he wipes his forehead. "It's getting hot in here.. so.. anyways.. Yes I will Marry you Paris Hilton."

"You.. you will?" she asks excited.

"Duh.. it's you." he laughs. "C'mon now lets put this ring on your finger." he grabs hold of her hand but accidently pushes her into the water.

"And cut! Good job!"

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It had been a rather remarkable journey towards this title match for Rebecca Rancid. After all it was her first exposure to the forceful male division rather than sticking to the bland but vulgar women’s division. Apparently she had impressed the judges and they decided that she needed a push. The female division in BUD was dying and still is and it just wasn’t what Rebecca wanted. She had sucked the fun out of everything according to Snake eyes who claims she holds the bytch title for herself instead of letting the newbie’s have their fun. She was considered selfish and callous for holding the title. Why? Because she simply chooses to feed her current status in BUD? If so.. then she proudly embraces being self-centered and mean. She could care less what some pathetic imbecile like Snake eyes whom she practically defeated over and over again thinks about her. Titan was a different opponent. But she had no reason to fret. He was absolutley clueless as to what was going to happen.. but it's alright. All he had to do was wait. Wait until tonight to see his dreams shattered.

This would be another addition to Rebecca's titles collection in BUD. She already had the bytch title shined and strapped around her beautiful waist and was now aiming for the Icon title. Apparentley the only thing standing in her way was a BALD.. yes I said BALD, short man. Was he much of a problem? No.. he was a pest but it's too easy to get rid of those things.. just ask Nova.

Now Titan was wrapped up in his own world cutting promo after promo. He thought Rebecca had lost complete and total interest in the match and had already given up. Sure she saw him as a threat and he did have a 50 percent chance of winning this match. But she worked too damn hard to get here and she wasn't going to let some Midget beat her and take the Icon title for himself. What kind of Icon takes advice from a bum?

Wait a minute Rebecca.. this is no ordinary bum.. this is Chuuuuck the bum. That's right. Chuck never went to college.. Chuck dropped out of highschool after failing the ninth grade 3 times.. but somehow this Bum has magical powers that allow him to guide his new client to victory. He's helping young Kyle Cook find his way up.

Up his ass that is. This 'Magical Bum' who has been through so much in life but still can't manage to speak proper english knows more than Kyle Cook.. or even Rebecca Rancid for that matter. Well.. he's magical.. which means he will be of good use to Rebecca.

While Kyle Cook was cutting promo after promo in his lovely 'I lost to Novacaine' T-shirt and his red lacey 'I'm going to lose to Rebecca Rancid' panties.. Rebecca was plotting her next move. This was like a game of chess to her. She sat back and watched Titan make all sorts of mistakes and try to cover them with a joke or two getting a laugh out of his best friend.. and what did she do? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. She was waiting for that right moment for Titan to make the biggest mistake in the game so that she could burst out of nowhere and catch him off guard. After all.. that was what Rebecca Rancid was good for.

The scene opens up in an old house. She wears a white t-shirt and a pair of black short shorts as she walks back and forth in the living room. She is speaking to someone on the phone as she does this.

"So will you be able to make it? I promise you won't get hurt this time.. No no. You see i'm not like that. I just want you to come over and justify a few things. You know.. tell us what you experienced.. thanks.. You don't know how much this means to me. I am very pleased with your decision. Thank you so much once again. Goodbye."

Rebecca puts the phone down on the kitchen table. She opens the fridge to see if there's anything good and healthy to eat or drink. She pulls out a can of Orange juice and starts drinking directly from it. It's quiet now.. and that disturbs Rebecca in some way. She grabs hold of a fork and starts hitting it against the table trying to make some of noise so she won't feel this uncomfortable. Suddenly someone yanks the fork out of her hand making her jump out of her skin.

"You know that disturbs me.. don't you?" It's Charlie standing right behind her.

"I'm sorry.." she takes the fork back from him and puts it into it's rightful place. "I didn't know you were around."

"I just came in.. and I was wondering what the fuck all this noise was." he stares at her confused. "How was your day?"

"I just got off the phone with Elisha Cuthbert." she walks past him back into the living room. "She's on our side now."

"Wow.. she's.. she's hot." he follows right behind her.

"Mhhm.. And you will be able to meet her in person this time." she sits down on the couch and turns the T.V on.

"Remind me to be in human form when she's around."

"I will.." She takes out all the hair that hangs around her face and ties it back. "But to make sure she gets here safely.. we need someone to go pick her up.. and that will be you. So you better work on it. Don't scare her.. please. We really need her in this."

"You don't have to worry about me. It's you who will scare her away." he winks at Rebecca who simply rolls her eyes. "What were you doing all day?"

"Nothing.. just giving advice to a young friend of mine."

"What?" his jaw drops. "A friend? You have a friend?"

"Is that a problem?" she asks concerned. "Because.. I would really call that person a friend.. more like.. a stubborn little thing."

"Whatever. We have to leave in about a few minutes.. So I think you better get dressed soon."

"I like you Charlie.. you have good time management skills." she gets walking past him into the other room. "I think i'd rather be alone this time. Want to go for a walk with me?" she asks looking down at the dog. He barks twice putting a slight smirk on a face. "Don't worry Charlie.. it will only be a while."

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So what if she cheated to win? Who said life was fair anyways? You get screwed only to get back on your feet and be pushed back down again. Rebecca had so much more than Titan did.. all she wanted for him to do was be blind. To not know what was going on around him.. and he did. He was clueless.. more like confused. He had no idea what she was aiming for and thats exactly how she wanted it. Soon he will be able to see the truth.. and the best part has yet to come. I can imagine the look on his face when he finds out what happened.

We are now back in Central park where Titan cut his last promo for MOS. Yes this is in Newyork city. Rebecca walks in the park with a leash in her hand.. and on that leash is her dog Charlie. What is Rebecca doing in Newyork when the match takes place in Texas? Well there was some unfinished business in Newyork left open for Rebecca to tangle with. One should remember not to leave things open.. to be very very careful especially around people like Rebecca. Charlie starts to bark loudly.

"Be quiet, Charles!" she scoulds him. "We're almost there."

They walk further into the park only to find someone waiting for them. Charlie tugs and Rebecca lets go of the leash. He immediately runs up to the man and starts licking his hand. Seifer is a bit taken off by this but then realizes it's only Charlie. He pets Charlie over the head who then runs back to Rebecca sticking his tounge out. Rebecca smiles at Seifer and walks towards him.

"Don't worry about him. He's just exicted."

"I can see that." he takes her hand and kisses it. "How are doing today?"

"Oh for the love of god.. this is the tenth time someone has asked me that question.."

"I'm sorry.."

"It's fine.. I was only saying because I've had a pretty rough day."

"Titan giving you a hard time?" he asks leading her towards a bench.

"Not really." she takes a seat next to him. "I'm not worried about him.. not a bit.. it's just that.. I've never really pulled something like this before.. and it's eating at my head."

"Oh it's okay.. don't lose any sleep over this.. I'm sure whatever you have in mind will work out in the end."

"I hope so.. I have a lot of people on my back.. and I need to ensure their safety before my own. It's hard you know.. luckily I have good people around me to help." she smiles at him.

"It's the least I could do." he takes her hand and looks into her eyes. "You are going to win this. Don't worry about anything. I know you will.. because i'm going to be there to celebrate with you.. and if anything goes wrong. I'll be right there to fix it."

"Thank you." she places a soft kiss on his lips.

"So.. I feel like i've seen this place before."

"In Titan's promo.. this is the bench he was sitting on when they first met." she lets out a little laugh.

"They?" he seems confused. "Who is they?"

"Titan and his lover."

"I see" he smirks. "So you're here because?"

"See that bottle there?" she points at the broken pieces on her side of the bench. "They got drunk and made love on this bench." the two of them share a good laugh and then it's back to being serious again. "I got some news for Titan.. something that'll take him by surprise.. but then again it might not. What do you expect when you kiss a bum?"

"Herpes?"

"Mmhm" she nods. "He carries every kind of STD. Being a gay male.. he's been rolling around in filth too."

"Wow.. so you know about this guy?"

"His real name is Jesse.. not 'Chuck'.. who's names their kid Chuck anyways? No one.. it's only a made up name to fool the public.. it turns out. That this guy is no bum.. neither is he a friend of 'Kyle Cook'. All he wants is to get to scoop on Titan.. the next icon champion."

"Whoa.. the next icon champion?"

"Correct. Titan beats me for the gold. It is in the air."

"What?!?" he's more confused that before. "Who told you all of this?"

"Some guy named Joseph Turner.. he also said I owe him 500 bucks for a long distance call."

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Time was flying by pretty quickly. It was as if it were trying to beat Rebecca Rancid. She was still in Central Park while the match was taking place in Texas. There was only a limited amount of time for Rebecca to get to Laredo from Newyork City... but as always.. she manages to pull through. The remains that were left in Newyork a few nights ago were too important to just be left hanging. History went down in this park. When Kyle Cook who was better known as Titan met his manager. Chuck the bum.. or The 'magical' bum as perceived by Rebecca. Chuck played a very important role in this match since he decided to get himself involved in some way. The best way for him to escape this.. is if he were back where he belonged.. on the streets! Chuck did NOT belong with Titan.. and he WASN'T going to stay with Titan.. they were just never meant to be together.

We are now in a resteraunt somewhere in Newyork City.. where exactly? That information is to be kept confidential. Rebecca's meeting with her guests are supposed to be on safe grounds where nothing or no one can harm them.. if they were to be hurt.. it wouldn't cause her any greif. But these people put their safety in her hands.. and whether she wanted to keep it and toy with it was her business. She sits down with her first guest. As we all know from T.V Ms. Elisha Cuthbert. Ms. Cuthbert supposidley joined Titan for one of his promos.. but like others had her own share of problems with him. Opposite Elisha sits our very own Rebecca Rancid. She jots down information as Elisha speaks. She looks up at the woman and asks.

"Tell me Elisha... What was your dream about?"

"Well.. There was Titan.. and Syd Barett.. and two bands.. one of them Pantera and the other some crappy band named Linkin Park.. We were all sitting with this Titan dude.. and Novacaine a waiter was brining us crab cakes... yes"

"Thats it?" Rebecca raises an eyebrow.

"Yes.. thats it."

"Are you sure there isn't anything else you want to tell me? Did something unusual happen? Aside from the whole.. you didn't know any of those people or met them in person?"

"Well." She takes a moment to reflect. "There was this one other person."

"Who?" Rebecca leans in looking into Elisha's eyes.

"I ..I don't remember." she bites her lip.

"C'mon Elisha! Please remember who this person was.. this might be the missing link. I need this."

"But.. I.. I can't. I just can't remember who she was."

"PLEASE! You have to.. you have no idea how much this information means to me! Please remember your dream.. for ME!"

"I.. I'm sorry." Elisha hangs her head down in shame.

"It's fine.." Rebecca sits back. "Well.. we know it's a 'she'.. I didn't mean to put much pressure on you.. I just wanted to know."

"It's okay."

"Well.. that's all I needed from you Elisha.. I'll see you tonight. Until then.. you will be safe somewhere else." Rebecca smiles.

The both of them get up and head outside the resteraunt where a black car arrives. Elisha gets into the car and Rebecca waves goodbye. She is then all alone but not for too long. Charlie joins her in a few seconds. This time.. as a 12 year old boy. Rebecca looks down at Charlie.

"You're late!" she yells. "You were supposed to be here a minute ago!" she says jokingly and walks past him into the next black car that has arrived after the one Elisha's in takes off.

"Who are we meeting next?" he asks following her in it and shutting the door behind him.

"That dude from Linkin Park."

"You mean the one who's look Titan stole?" he asks while opening the window to get some fresh air.

"If that's how you want to put it.. yes. Chester Bennington. We're meeting him at the airport."

"We have to be there fast. We have only ten minutes with him and then five to catch a plane to Laredo."

"I known that.." she reaches over and shuts the window. "Look Charlie.. I want this bad. I want to win this match.. I don't care what it takes.. I'm giving this my all. You can see it.. this here.. what i'm doing right now.. will shock the world. This match is not hard to win.. but with Titan giving it his all.. I have been pressured to do better. I always have been. I can't lose this now. I'm only starting to get into the mix. You don't understand how much winning the Icon title means to me."

"I do, Rebecca.. and that's why i'm right by your side. It's like I can read your mind or something. Look.. I know things have been hard in the past.. but now. We are a team. You are my master.. and I am your slave. I will refuse to see you fall now."

"Thanks Charlie." she smiles.

"Your welcome" he smiles back. "Now open that window!"

Rebecca laughs as the car drives off to the airport.

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F u c k e r s M e n t i o n e d - your mother, your father and your brother.
O O C - DON'T BE HATIN' ON MY PANTERA!!!

It was unpredictable.. this whole match. Who knew what was going to happen? What Nova was going to do? What Seifer was going to say? and most importantly.. who was going to walk out the new Icon champion? Nobody knew what was going to happen. The line was in the middle.. it was just a matter of time who crossed that line and invaded the other's land. Titan had already shared his last few words with the people.. or what we think were his last few words while Rebecca still had a lot to do. She didn't take this match easily. She was going to work hard for it.. to atleast give the judges a little something to consider before making that career threatning desicion of theirs. She had the tendency to not give up and keep moving as it was shown in her past few matches. She set one hell of a fire everytime she was in the ring.. and each time she was pressured to do better and better.

But it was different this time. She felt like she was sinking instead of the Titanic one who was supposed to sink... but she wasn't about to just sit back and let that happen. She was going to try her hardest to get back up.. and when she reached the top.. it was time to dominate.

She never gave her opponent the upperhand by just putting in 50% into her matches.. but would instead put a 110 percent shocking the fuck out of the wrestlers that faced her. You want proof? Just ask Leia. Rebecca retained the bytch title at MOS beating both Leia who put in 20 percent and Snake eyes who atleast had the decentcy to put in her all.

But this was different. The Icon champion was a new opening for her. She was done with the female division for today.. and wanted to see what it was like in the male divison.

Who could remember the last match Rebecca Rancid lost? No one. Ever since returning to BUD during Beyond Redemption all Rebecca did was win.. and the pressure was one. She wouldn't let her flame die so early because she was only getting started. Winning the Icon title match meant a lot to her.. not only because of her reputation.. but the simple greed for gold.

It was almost 7pm when Rebecca and Charlie reached the airport only to be hurrying towards Chester Bennington. Chester who was going to catch another plane somewhere else to joint he rest of his band mates was also in a hurry.

"There he is." Rebecca spots Chester in the crowd. Both Charlie and Rebecca catch up with Chester as he walks around in the airport. "Chester!" Rebecca stops him.

"Oh hello there Rebecca!" he pulls her into a hug but she quickly pushes him off her. How dare he? And they haven't even met before. "How are you?"

"It is not that important.. but how are YOU?"

"Oh i'm fine.. I'm going to see my wife.. it's a birthday today and she turns 34."

"Oh how lovely" Rebecca pretends to be interested but couldn't be bothered. "Anyways.. What I asked you to come here for was.. because of this dream you had."

"Whhhaat?" he seems a little confused and wonders how Rebecca knows about this dream. "What dream?"

"Oh you know!" she yells. "The one with Titan.. short, bald man.. looks just like you." she's running out of time to give him a proper description of Titan.

"Ahh.. I see."

"Well!?!" she shouts loudly.

"Oh.. i'm sorry.. was I supposed to be telling you about this dream?" he asks dumbfounded.

"YES!" both her and Charlie shout.

"Okay.. so it all started when we were on this ship together.. Pantera.."

"Oh I already know who was there!" she interrupts him rudely.

"Who's telling the story here? Me or you?"

"Shut up! Just go on with your goddamn story you fool!"

"Okay.. so were all on this ship called the Titan.. which apparently sunk a few years ago.. but it got back.. anyways.. I was eating chocolate cookies and Titan happened to mention that he had a belly button. So I asked him if he wanted one but then swallowed my last because I was too hungry to care for him. So he asked waiter Novacaine for some crab cakes instead.. which I have to admit tasted horrible." Chester frowns still tasting the bad crab cake in his mouth.

"And.. who else did you see?"

"It was me .. the very sexy Elisha Cuthbert.. and this other blonde woman on Titan's side."

"What was her name? Who was she?" Rebecca's eyes widen.

"It was someone by the name of Rena.."

"Rena who? WHO?!!?" Rebecca grabs hold of his collar.

"I don't know" he backs off. "I just made up the name because I was scared you'd kill me if I didn't have a name."

"And don't you think i'd want to kill you now?"

"Oh god.. please dont? I have a wife and daughter to live for.. you can kill that other dude in our band."

"Which other dude?"

"The one that plays guitar.. I don't know." he breaks free from Rebecca's grip and runs away fast enough for Rebecca to catch him.

"Come back!" Rebecca shouts but he still runs. She rolls her eyes and sighs.

"Why didn't you go after him?!?" Charlie askes enraged at Rebecca's behaviour.

"He was a useless fool anyways.. but we have back up. The lead singer of Pink Floyd is going to catch the same plane we are.. and luckily.. he's sitting right in the middle of you and me."

"Syd Barrett?"

"Yup.. thats him."

R o l e p l a y t i t l e - didn't you click on it?
F u c k e r s M e n t i o n e d - your mother, your father and your brother.
O O C - DON'T BE HATIN' ON MY PANTERA!!!

They have now boarded the plane and it's time to meet the one nd only Syd Barret of Pink Floyd. Who doesn't love the sounds of Pink Floyd? Because whoever doesn't.. wouldn't know what real rock music sounds like.

"It's him! It's him!" Charlie tugs at Rebecca's clothes. "Lets hurry."

The two of them sit down next to the rock and roll icon feeling a little nervous at first. But he's here for a reason. Why else would Syd catch a plane that wasn't for his own privacy? He was in diguise too so that he won't be noticed so easily.

"Why hello there Mr." Rebecca winks at him.

"Oh.. it is you." he smiles.

"Yes.. Rebecca Rancid." she reaches her hand out and shakes his. "Very glad to meet you."

"Me too."

"You rock!" Charlie shouts from the other side.

"Thank you" Syd smiles acknowledging Charlie and then turns his attention back to Rebecca.

"Well.. lets get started shall we?" she asks still smiling. "What would you say was this dream like?"

"Well.. it was strange.. seeing as I have never met any of these celebrities before.. but one man noticed to catch my attention with his sillyness."

"I'm sure it was Titan.. he says the stupidest things sometimes.. but don't mind him.. he's just my opponent for tonight.. and he's not that important of a man.. but the real question is.. who was that lady beside him?"

"Why it was Elisha Cuthbert.. that actress from 24."

"Oh I know her.. but the other woman on his right side."

"Ahh.. I remember her.. I saw her face." he tries to picture the woman's face.

"Who was she?" Rebecca asks waiting patiently for an answer.

"She had blonde hair.. and blue eyes.. she was.." Syd looks at Rebecca who's eyes are still wide open. "She was you!"

"What!?!?" Rebecca refuses to believe what he just said.

"Lady Luck was you.." he repeats. "Or she looked like you. She looked just like you.. and he called her Lady Luck.. she was on his side."

"BUT SHE WAS ME!" Rebecca shouts. "Which means.. that I wasn't really on his side after all.. I mean.. why would I be on his side?"

"I don't know.."

"That's why I know what the dream was like.. and I couldn't see that other woman's face.. because that woman was ME!"

"but he pushed you into the water!" Syd shouts.

"And broke the plate of crab cakes on my head.. BASTARD!.. but.. but I refused to do what he said. I sunk the ship! I killed all those fagots on it too!" she looks over at Syd. "I mean.. except for you.. you're not a faggot and neither is Pantera.. but Titan.. I managed to sink the bloody Titanic.. and it was in one of his dreams!"

"So.. So what does that all mean?"

"It means.. that.. ME!!!!!" she shouts on the top of her lungs managing to get everyone's attention.

"You what?"

"Yes.. ME! I am the destroyer! I am.. Rebecca fucking Rancid.. the real lady luck." Rebecca winks at the camera. "And I thought it was going to be Leia. psssh."

"Well.. it was you. I hope you do win that match Rebecca.. I personally don't like that Titanic guy.. he reminds me of Leonardo Di caprio.."

"And I want to kill Leonardo Di Caprio!" the three of them shout together.

"Wow.. I didn't know you guys hated him too?" Syd is shocked.

"Well Kate Winslet was bad too. I think the whole movie just plain sucked!" Rebecca gives it a thumbs down. "And I want my money back! Stupid Titanic.. and stupid Titan for claiming it was his movie."

"Rebecca.. you're an amazing person." he says while smiling at her.

"Coming from you it's a total compliment."

"Kick his ass tonight girl!" he shouts. "I'm counting on you to win this baby."

She gives him a quick hug and then thanks him for all of this. Soon after getting off the plane with Charlie and getting into a limo. She arrives at Laredo Entertainment Center in Laredo, Texas. The arena where the match will be held. The big night is yet to come. Rebecca gets out of the limo with Charlie by her side and walks into the arena. She looks into the camera.

"And we find ourselves here in Texas.. where the final battle for the Icon Championship must begin.. but before it all begins.. I have one more last surprise for you Titan. Something.. both you and I will hate to see.. but things are just the way they are. Life isn't fair.. and you just have to learn how to deal with it... but remember one thing. It was you who forced this upon me. I take no part in this. I am only doing this because I simply have to.. but the blame is comepletley on you. You are at fault for everything! None of this is my fault.." she laughs. "Well Titan.. time is running fast.. and I have to be able to catch up with it.. until then." she winks at the camera and walks towards her locker room where she opens the door to this bright, white light.

R o l e p l a y t i t l e - didn't you click on it?
F u c k e r s M e n t i o n e d - your mother, your father and your brother.
O O C - DON'T BE HATIN' ON MY PANTERA!!!

It was time for the big night. Time for Rebecca to put the finishing touches on her promo's for Titan. She's now inside of her locker room. The big surprise awaits her. She's waiting to cut the red ribbon on this bitch and let it lose. Charlie follows behind her as usual. He walks a bit faster and stops at the 'object'. It's a man/woman covered in a white sheet and there is is the big red ribbon wrapped around the human. A huge smirk appears on Rebecca's face. She walks towards the man and puts her hands around it.

"Here we are, Kyle. At the very end.. well I wouldn't exactly call this the end.. since we haven't even had the match.. but I would rather call it.. the 'begining of the end'. Why? Because in a few short hours.. our match will take place.. and give it a few more minutes.. I will be crowned the Icon champion of BUD aslongside the Bytch. We all know who's going to take this one.. and it's me. I have full confidence in myself tonight.

Why? Because I have worked so hard to get to this point.. I won't take a loss. I simply REFUSE to see a red mark in my record. It would put a hex on me... and since my goodluck button is working right now.. I think i'll keep it that way.. after all. I am Lady Luck."

Rebecca takes this very moment to wink at the camera.

"And I think you're forgeting something.. We are fighting in a normal match.. not a ladder match.. because if we were.. I don't think we'd need Nova 'The special guest referee' to ref the match. So just an FYI.. it's not a ladder match. Anyways.. I see you've got yourself red panties, a novacaine t-shirt and darkchild socks.. and I think you'd be better off cleaning those than facing me in a match. Titan.. you almost got me there.. I thought you were serious when you cut that last promo of yours in the ring.. but it seems that I have been proven wrong. You are nothing more than a homeless little prick and thats why you and 'Chuck the Magical bum' seem to get a long well."

Rebecca stops for a moment.

"A little TOO well. Something two men shouldn't have.. right Charlie?"

"Are you saying that these two men are.. Gay?"

"Yes.. after all.. Chuck was the one who gave him herpes.. and since Chuck's openly gay.. and he spends most of his time around Titan.. don't you atleast thing these two are fuck buddies?"

"I'm giving that a maybe."

"Good. Well as I was saying.. I'm not going down without a fight. I'm not going anywhere until i'm crowned Icon champion... and if that does not happen.. then I will simply raise hell in that ring tonight. And to Novacaine.. I'm sure you'll enjoy counting that 1..2..3 for me as I pin this bafoon.. because if you don't. Life won't be any easier for you either.

Now about thise little gift here.. it was from a friend to me. A special friend of mine."

Rebecca winks again.

"And i'm about to show you that little suprise I promised. He's a very special friend of yours.. you know.. that little bum you picked up from the streets of New york.. he's right here with me. Enjoying what we called the rude awakening you're going to be getting tonight.. actually.. Chuck is part of it. Tell em Chucky!"

Rebecca looks down at the mummified Chuck and unties him. He seems to be muffling under his breath but once Rebecca takes that little tape off his mouth it becomes pretty clear what he's saying.

"I.. I don't want to do this.. Titan's my friend."

"No.. he's your gay lover. Now speak up.. tell him what you have to say fool!"

"Titan.. I have something to say to ya ol pal. Rebecca Rancid pwns me!"

Both Rebecca and Charlie start laughing at Chuck who just seems sad and unhappy about the fact that he has to say such mean things to his friend.

"Go on.. tell him more."

"Shut up! Shut your fucking mouth.. I've seen this before.. what you did to Angel was just terrible.. making him all puppet like and everything. I won't be that. I won't give you the satisfaction of trying to put my friend down."

"Right.. What happened to that little accent of yours? Were you faking it all along? Would you like to tell that to him? Hmm? Titan.. you're so stupid.. stupid enough to believe this fool.. all he was doing was feeding off you.. and you being the dumb nod along that you are.. just sat there and let him. Consider this a favour.. i'm riding this scum bag from this world forever."

"Do what you do best Rebecca." Charlie shouts in the background.

"You damn straight this old thing will be joining us a ringside. Because i'm going to drag his ass down there and hold him until we win the match. and I don't give a fuck if NovaCaine has a problem with..." Rebecca is interrupted by Charlie who whispers something in her ear. "Change of plans. The bum will be leaving Texas to go back to the streets of New York city where he belongs. He did not have to travel with you Titan.. This is just wrong.. Wrong wrong wrong! This bum does NOT belong with you. You are disturbing the cycle and we do not appreciate it! So after this match is over.. you will find yourself a nice, clean manager who fits and is well deserving of such a title."

"This is not.." the bum speaks out but is immediately but is shut with Rebecca's hand. She covers his mouth and then puts a piece of tape over it.

"Shut up fool.. you didn't speak when you were asked to.. now you musn't say anything more.. but tonight.. before our match takes place.. you will be heading back to New york." Rebecca pulls out two plane tickets. "One for you.. and one for Charlie!" She hands them to Charlie who begins to sniff them.

"I feel so bad for you Titan.. you ALMOST had this one. ALMOST. But I decided to take it back.. not that you already had it.. But I think I want to add the Icon Title to my collection.. it would be a nice addition along with my bytch title.. which title do Ithink I shall go for next? The heavyweight? Or is it too soon?"

Rebecca pats the Bytch Title that is strapped around her waist.

"See Titan.. to tel you the truth.. I didn't expect to face you for this title. I wanted Novacaine. Why you ask? Well the simple fact that he is a much better wrestler than you are.. and would give me much more competition then you do. Also I didn't want this to be an 'easy' victory for me.. like it was for my bytch title. Do you know how easily I won that title... Piece of Cake. No no no.. not the Hunt Cake.. but an actual Cake. I feel like I need more competition.. more negative energy from my opponent.. that I won't get until I face someone worthy enough.. and you Titan.. are not that. You come close.. really really close. You're a good opponent.. but not good enough. I'm sorry to burst your bubble Titan.. but you're just not what it takes to be the icon champion.. what makes you think you're worthy? What is it that's so damn special about you that would make you the icon champion?"

Rebecca smirks.

"You're no Icon.. you're friends with a bum. Sure you've earned a lot of respect.. but you seem like one of those guys in the back. Someone like Justin Black, Ryan Forst.. ones with no personality whatsoever.. and that's why Justin's heavyweight title reign was cut short.. because nobody gave a shit about him. He had nothing to say.. after winning the title out of pure luck.. and literally got crushed but was able to get the pin somehow.. after that.. it just went downhill from there because it just wasn't meant to be. He had nothing more to offer and was defeat by our current champion.. We don't want that to happen here. We don't want another Justin Black holding the icon champion. I will make a much better Icon champion than you. I don't know what it is.. but there is something in me that seperates me from all of you.. and that is exactly what I need to win this match tonight. Hard work, the ability to stay strong until the end and that extra push that's inside of me."

Rebecca takes a deep breath.

"It seems that you're finally seeing things as they are.. you're finally coming to your senses instead of staying back in that crazy world you were just in. Things aren't funny anymore are they Kyle?"

Rebecca brings out a knife. Oh noes! What is she going to do with that?

"Everything that happens from now is just real. No that little magical world you live in where bald men win icon belts. It's not you who's stoping me from taking that belt. It's me who's stoping you. You don't understand do you?"

Rebecca nods and tucks a strand of lose hair behind her ear with her spare hand.

"You see.. you are wrong in one way Titan.. I need this Title.. but not AS MUCH as you do. I only need it as a belt to wear with my icon pants.. but you need it to prove that you are still the man you used to be once upon a time. When you faced Destiny for the heavyweight title.. you lost.. so what makes you think you'll win this time? I don't know.. you MIGHT just do.. but it will be hard. VERY hard for you to do so with me standing in your way.. and I won't let you get there. I won't let you have the title.. only because I don't want to. I want to keep the title for myself. You're right on one thing. I need to keep my record clean.. but is it as important as yours? I personally don't think so. I already have my bytch title."

Rebecca pats the title with the knife once more to show it off.

"But.. it's me. Selfish little me who won't let anyone have what they want. I don't give a fuck what this title means to you.. all I know is that I want it.. and I WILL have it.. I don't believe in thinking beyond this match tonight.. because it only screws with you.. and the more you think about what happens after.. the less you can concentrate on the now.. and that Titan is a -10 points for you!"

Rebecca waves the knife at the camera.

"Now if you're wondering why I brought this knife down here.. Well.. it was for no reason at all but to scare the living hell out of you." she tosses the knife to Charlie. "What? Did you think I was going to hurt your friend with this knife.. no you must mistaken me for Gypsy. I won't stoop so low to hurt a 'bum'.. a magical one for that matter. So. Your bum is going back into the wilderness.. and as he said before. I pwn j00."

Rebecca giggles. She opens the door and lets Charlie out. Both him and Titan head out of the arena towards the limo where they drive off to the airport. Rebecca waits for them to board the plane and she can see it via satellite. She then spins around to continues with her Promo.

"I hope you're ready Titan.. because I am going to hurt you in this match tonight. VERY BADLY if you force me to. I'm telling you now. None of this my fault.. not my intentions to see you hurt.. but it's all you. You're choice. You make the wrong move you're dead."

She winks.

"And finally Titan.. my advice for you to not get hurt in this match would be to fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock. Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick And stick a dick in your mouth I'm done you can fuck off fucka-fucka-fuck offf!"

The scene fades to black as Rebecca walks away.

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