The sounds of Stone Sour’s “Reborn�?begins to blare throughout the arena. The music begins to blare and echo it’s tone throughout the arena. Well... it's not really music. More of, like, distorted sounds and such. The arena fades and become covered by a shadow of darkness with some regular white lights flickering around the big screen above the titan tron. The crowd pops all at once, cheering loudly as the music continues to play. About seventeen seconds into the music fireworks shoot up from the arena’s stage up to the ceiling over and over again until the song progressed about ten seconds, the explosions cause a large cloud of smoke to form around the entranceway. The lights throughout the arena look like the neon lights from a rock-show constantly flickering and shining to the beat of the music. Kevin steps through the cloud of smoke and stands in front of it glaring around at the crowd. And when he steps in sight of everyone the crowd just erupts!! To kill time for the song to progress to the point that he needed it to be, he runs across the stage to the end of the stage area and points out to the crowd giving them a taunt and it causes them to pop loudly! He runs back across the stage to the opposite side of the titantron and points out to the crowd on THAT side and gives them a taunt causing them to pop loudly. He walks back to the center of the stand and takes a giant "sumo" stomp with his right leg and then he lowers his hand bouncing around for the moment until the song progresses into the chorus and Corey Taylor�?lyrics begin to scream �?I>I AM EVERYTHING! I AM ANYTHING! I AM AUTOMATIC! I AM YESTERDAY! I AM EVERYDAY! I AM GONNA BE!�?as these lyrics are heard Kevin stands on the stage banging his head to the beat until the chorus is over and the beat gets softer�?Usually around this time it ends with him lunging his head forward which causes his hair to flop in his face. He then tosses the hair in his face back and runs his fingers through it to make sure it’s all to the back.

Karin Vitell: Making his way to the ring, from St Louis, Missouri - KEVIN SANE!

Zack Mongo: And so the main event begins for tonight. Kevin Sane and his partner Drew Stevenson will take on the world’s biggest asshole and Menacide in a tag match today.

He turns and looks toward the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp�?as he walks down the ramp where his able to, he reaches over and claps the fans�?hands of one side then goes to the other side and does the same thing. He moves to the center of the ramp and then stands there bouncing in place for a moment then rushes forward and dives underneath the bottom rope sliding on his side which makes it easy for him to hop up�?He immediately darts toward the closest corner and swiftly ascends the turnbuckles. He points out toward the crowd and gives a single bow. He hops down and runs toward the other side of the ring, opposite to the corner in which he was just at, and he jumps up onto the second rope, bowing his head for a moment then raising it banging his head to the beat of the music which makes his hair bounce around. He gives this side a single bow similar to the one he gave the other side earlier. He hopes down and preps doing wrist exercises and bouncing from foot to foot. Kevin Sane then begins to circle the ring as she

The arena goes dark, the lights shut off. The sound of ''Burning Bright'' by Shinedown hits across the public address sound system as an enormous spotlight comes to life shining down onto the entryway, the naked eye cannot pierce through this extremely bright light. After a few moments, the light begins to fade as the figure steps through the light revealing it to be Drew Stevenson. He wears his trademarked dark green Chute Boxe style shorts, boots, kneepads and has his hands taped up ala RVD style which the tape is also green.

Karin Vitell: "And his partner, from Seymour, Missouri �?Drew Stevenson!"

He walks down the ramp getting over to the steel steps and steps through the middle rope staring his partner, Kevin Sane, in the eyes. Both Kevin and Drew stand side by side as they await their opponents.

The lights dim and a thunderous peal of pyro bursts out of the stage. WBA walks out onto the ramp and grabs some fireworks and fires them into the crowd while laughing. As he walks down the ramp a kid tries to give him a high five, he grabs the kid and chokes him and then takes his wallet before dropping him to the floor. The Crowd goes wild for WBA as he laughs uproariously, spittle flying from his mouth and his face red with fire.

Karin Vitell: Making his way to the ring, from Detroit, Michigan - World‘s biggest Asshole!

WBA smirks as Karin announces his name and heads towards the squared circle. He climbs into the ring and pumps his arm for fan support and he gets what he asks for. The crowd gives him a standing ovation so he reaches in his pants and scratches his nuts, as the crowd chant his name "WBA! WBA!" he sniffs his fingers and then tries to rub his ball sweat on the ring announcer who squirms and runs towards the other side.

Zack Mongo: This guy is a lunatic.

WBA is now faced with his two opponents who stare him down.

Just then the lights dim down as "Paper Tiger" by Dry Kill Logic hits the sound system and red lights circulate around the arena and smoke fills up at the entrance and Menacide walks out from behind the curtain. He gets a mixed reaction heading toward the ring, appearing to stay as focused as can be seen with his mask.

Karin Vitell: Making his way to the ring, Menacide!

Approaching the ring, he gets on the apron, looking out to the crowd Menacide puts his arms into a wingspan, before turning around and jumping into the ring over the top rope. He walks around the ring for a moment, circling his opponents before he joins his opponents.

The bell rings as the referee separates the two teams, who head towards opposite sides. Now we see Drew Stevenson and Menacide standing in the ring as they lock arms and it soon becomes a test of strength as the two put force on each other in order to push the opposing person. Stevenson comes out the victor in this one as he simply pushes Menacide towards the ring post causing him to fall back immediately.

Zack Mongo: Drew’s getting the upper hand in this match.

He then proceeds to get over the man and throws a couple of cheap shots over his head. This doesn’t bode well for our hero as he just so happens to be treading the waters of the opposing team. To put it simply, WBA steps up and pulls Drew towards him, smashes his head on the ring post. The referee immediately steps in and begins arguing with WBA, however, only for a short period of time. Drew and Menacide are back to square one as both are seen picking themselves up in the middle of the ring. Menacide irish whips Drew but after hitting the ropes, he bounces back and locks into an abdominal stretch before performing a series of suplexs on him. Menacide falls on the man and his body lies limp until Stevenson goes for the three count. The ref gets to his knees and begins to count..

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2...KICKOUT!

Zack Mongo: Oh no! Menacide kicks out.

Stevenson shows his frustration by slamming his hands on the mat as he picks himself up from the ground and begins to pummel his partner who lay still on the ground. From the other side WBA is seen stretching his hands out in order for his partner to tag him into the match. As we switch back to the match, Drew still seems to have the upper hand on Menacide but he quickly hit’s a ‘Head Trauma�?causing both the men to be on the mat. As they make their way towards their partners the fans begin to cheer on both teams. Drew quickly slaps Kevin’s extended hand, sending him into the match and just as he is about to pull Menacide away, he grabs a hold of his partner’s hand, immediately tagging him in.

Kevin runs into WBA but the asshole simply slides towards the side causing Kevin to hit the ring post like this partner previously did. He falls down holding his head but recovers quickly, only to receive a swift kick from WBA. He grabs a hold of Kevin’s long, multicolored hair and begins to slam fits into his head that is not enough to keep The Iconoclast down as he quickly hits a Sit out Jaw breaker on his opponent. Once on the ground, he rolls the asshole around and drops onto the back of his neck after running across the ring and bouncing off the ropes.

Kevin gets his opponent down for the three count..

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2... KICKOUT!

But that doesn’t stop him from losing hope as he simply rolls his opponent over and puts his weight on him forcing the referee to count again..

Zack Mongo: Kevin going for the three count again.

1... KICKOUT!

WBA, sick of Kevin’s antics gets up immediately and irish whips his opponent towards the ropes. As Kevin comes back in, he hit’s a clothesline sending him down at once. WBA uses this opportunity to stomp on Kevin’s neck who struggles to push his foot away. Kevin finally manages and turns his body left so the asshole doesn’t kick him again. Drew Stevenson is seen holding an arm out for Kevin to tag him in but to no avail, Kevin simply lies there.

Kevin slowly comes up, but then is grabbed up his opponent who lifts him up by the groin and performs his version of the choke slam called the Ultimate Asshole. Drew slams his hands on the ring post as he climbs on the third rope and now stretches his arm out just inches away but Kevin doesn’t hit it. Immediately holding Kevin for the three count, the referee comes down and rather swiftly, begins to count..

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Zack Mongo: They did it! Menacide and The worlds biggest asshole have won the match.

Karin Vitell: And your winners�?MENACIDE AND WBA!

The bell rings and WBA and Menacide are declared the winners. They have a rather brief celebration before heading out of the ring. But it seems as though it’s not over for Drew yet. As Kevin is slowly picking himself up from the ground, Stevenson walks over to him and lifts him up with great force.

Zach Mongo: I have a bad feeling about this.

Both the men are face to face as Kevin looks perplexed but Drew gets in his face and begins yelling at him. By the looks of things, and the action of Stevenson’s hand, you could tell that Drew was pissed he didn’t get tagged in when needed. Kevin throws his hands up, presumably saying he didn’t see his hands but Drew takes no prisoners. He pushes Kevin and begins to walk away�? ADD MORE OF THE DRAMA HERE.