Fucking(making out) against a dumpster(The humphrey household). In the ghetto, two love birds were making kissing noises, and actually kissing. Both Eric van der Woodsen and Jenny Humphrey, his date for the afternoon, one that had lasted till 8 in the evening, were saying goodbye at the Humphrey house in their own sweet way. "I loved spending time with you," stated Jenny as she gently pushed Eric against her door and planted one kiss on his lips. Eric retaliated by smiling before he pulls her in closer for the big finale. But before these two could lock lips for the umpteenth time today, the humphrey door swings open to reveal Jenny's older brother, Dan Hump. Losing his balance, and managing to break the kiss in the process, Eric falls on his back inside the Humphrey residence. "Dude?" asks Dan who now looks over the fallen Eric. "What the hell are you two doing?" "None of your business," scoffs Jenny as she pushes Dan aside and gets into the house before stepping over Eric. "You can't date, Jenny," yells Dan before turning his attention towards Eric and helping him off the floor. "Sorry, Eric. Dad said Jenny isn't old enough to date," he explains before patting Eric on the back. "Although I'd rather have you than any of those yahoos dating my sister." "Thanks, man." Eric seems flattered. "But don't you think Jenny should have her own free will?" "I agree," a voice calls from behind Dan, that of Humphrey Senior, also known as Rufus. "You've been friends with my daughter for quite some time now and I think it's time Jenny got out there and found love. I trust Lily and I trust her family so you and Jenny can pick up from where Dan and Serena left off." Almost on the verge of throwing up, Eric tries to mask it with a simple smile. He figured Jenny would hear of this news sooner or later and they can be officially declared as couple. "Thanks, Mr. Humphrey," says Eric awkwardly before he leaves the Humphrey residence and traces his steps back home. Eric, you have a visitor. He arrived home with a smile upon his face, that same one which prompted him to kiss Jenny numerous times this evening. Not only that, but the conversations they had mesmerized him as he looked back on a very successful day. It seemed as though, for once, things were going well for Eric van der Woodsen and that almost caused him to forget issues at home. "Eric?" called Lily van der Woodsen from the kitchen. She seemed to be looking for something as he lifted pans and pots and drawers flung open and slammed shut. Eric swallowed uncomfortably as he realized what she was seemingly searching for. "Have you seen my blackberry?" she asks right on cue. No wonder he got so many calls while on his date with Jenny that he had to turn the phone off. He grabbed the blackberry from his pocket and checked the calls. 40 calls, 23 texts. Lily sure was a wanted woman. Either that or she kept trying to call the phone to see who had it. "No, mom," he says casually shoving the phone inside a box and then pushing it away before Lily entered the living room. At first she looked suspicious which sent chills down his spine but then she simply smiled at him, as though she forgot that she lent it to him this morning to make a call. "Someone's here to see you in your room," she informs and retreats back into the kitchen before he can ask who. Sighing to himself, he climbed upstairs and then headed towards his room. As he approached what was once home to him, he could hear rock music playing which caused his footsteps to quicken. He pushed the door open to reveal JOLENE sitting on his bed, in lingere. |