Cookies + Cream + Weed = One great Ice Cream
Pot and Speed are up to their regular ol�?shenanigans when two sexy female cops approach them.
Cookies]: I’m officer Cookies.
Cream]: And I’m officer Cream
Cookies & Cream]: And the both of you are under arrest.
Dropping the bong that was once in his hand, Speed looked like he was about to make a run for it but Pot was just standing there, mouth agape.
Pot]: Dudettes, what the fuck for?
Without even attempting to explain themselves, Cookies and Cream put handcuffs on the two boys and shove them against IICX’s white walls. Running their fingers along the tall bodies of both males, they search their bodies for any substances.
Cream]: I like what feel down here, Cookies. Can I keep him later?
Cream said as she searched Speed, specifically focusing on his loer regions.
Cookies]: Yes Cream, you can.
Pot who was being ‘felt up�?by Cookies said:
Pot]: Uh, don't you have to search a little more thoroughly?
Speed]: BITCH, YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, I DON'T! LET THEM SEARCH ME!
Cream plants a hard smack against Speed’s buttocks and demands for him to SHUT THE FUCK UP in the loudest tone Cookies has ever heard from her.
Pot]: So why are we getting arrested again?
Cookies]: Duh.. You’re Pot and he’s Speed. You guys are illegal.
The two men looked at each other and laughed loudly. Cookies seemed to be annoyed but Cream was rather intrigued by the two.
Cream]: I’d smoke you.
She tells Pot. Then as though a light bulb came over Speed head he exchanged glances with Pot.
Speed]: I have an idea!
10 minutes later�?
Cookies]: Dude.. This is the most relaxed I’ve ever been. I feel like I’m totally one with nature dude.
Cookies and Cream were lying against the IICX arena, both heads on each other’s shoulders as they leaned back and gazed at the large canvas that was the sky.
Speed]: You totally are, dudette.
Pot]: Totally
Cream]: Totally
Cookies]: Tooooootallllllllllllllly