The Queen of Mean

Dec 2,1981[Hospital]: //Doctor//: We're getting it..we're getting it. Just hold on a second. It's coming out. It's just going to be a little pain. Oh oh oh there we go. Mrs. Spears. Here's your baby.

//Lynn//:Oh my god! Thatnk you Doctor Stevens. Oh wow she looks just like my mother.

April 24, 2004[Live in Chicago]: //Britney and her dancers are seen in a circle. They are all holding hands praying that the show goes well and nothing dangerous happens. They break the circle up ans start walking down the long ile that leads them to an open area. They wait for a while and then let Britney step on the little square that carries her up towards the stage. Some of them use back door to get to the satge before so that they can immediatley introduce her first song as they get there. Britney is seen with a cape flying behind her. She starts to move her hips as toxic plays. One of her back up dancers lifts her hands and the other gets out under her legs. Her leather cat suit shines as she moves her hips. She flips her hair and then does it again. The fans are yelling as always and Britney loves the attention. Her dancers lift her in the air which qualifies as the end of Toxic. She takes off her top revealing her black bra. Breathe on me starts to play as her back up dancers walk away from the stage area to a little bed placed on a higher loft. She and three of her other dancers starts to slowly move to the beat. The audience is filled with a lot of Britney obssesd fans, some are their parents and some..well lets just say they are nosey critics coming to rate her shows for the next days newspaper. They have officially rated her shows as oversexually performed. She then walks towards the bed where some of her dancers follow on. She climbs on the bed and starts dancing. Slowly she even starts singing part of the song throught her little microphone that hangs from her head. The song ends as she gets down and moves towards the front of the stage with her dancers. She pulls the microphone a little closer to her mouth and begins to speak. She says something about a new video being released and how hard it was for her to do the video because it almost broke her knee. She says that the plastic surgery she was rumored to have in place of that was just false. She finally tells her fans to check her new video Outrageous out but for now to just kick back and enjoy this. Outrageous plays on the loud speakers as she starts to move again. This time R.Kelly helps herr out by coming to the stage and helping her perform the song. He also helped her produce it R.Kelly style. After the song is done he leaves. She closes her eyes and gets in line with the rest of the dancers. The lights go off and then start flashing pink and green. Britney starts to dance to Me against the music one of her final perfomances for that show. She and her dancers get into the crowd and she brushes throught them shaking some of their hands. When she gets to the other stage at the back she starts to do her usual dance moves. The whole crowd turns towards her and start cheering loudly. She then ends the show with a goodbye kiss. Just when they think the show is over Britney comes out wearing a red dress. Her hair is tied back and she looks spectacular. The other dancers come out after her with bags in their hands. Looks like she has gift bags for them. She starts throwing them out and her dancers help her. She then gets a microphone and begins to sing as the music starts. Usually her performance ends with Me against the music but I guess this live show was supposed to be special. She sings everytime as she parades around the stage filled with gift bags lying on the floor. She reaches out to some of her fans in the front row shaking almost all their hands. Some of them are screaming of joy while some of them just sing along with her. The song ends with the piano doing its last solo. Britney again helps her dancers with the gifts bags. Until every gift bag is out there Britney stands by shouting out her love for her fans. She then goes backstage with her dancers. There are a lot of papers flying around. She comes across a paper plate in the hallway. It seems like their throwing an after party for her doing her final show for her Onyx hotel tour. That seemed like a very controversial tour. She got a lot of shit for taking her top off and grinding against her male dancers. She even gave them a kiss at the end of one show to show her appretiation for them. It wasn't sexual it was just a kiss. Most of her dancers are her best freinds. Since she's one the road with them most of the time. But it was different with Kevin Federline. He her new boyfreind. Well lets just say things didn't go well for them and they had to call it quits. Britney has been really sad since then. She had already had a hectic life with Justin but somehow managed to keep him for a very long time. Nobody except their closest people knew that they were more than just freinds after the mickey mouse club. Even Ms. Christina Aguilera knew that. Britney enters a little room filled with baloons and lots and lots of people. They all shout suprise after she enters. She smiles and thanks them all. She then proceeds into the room as everyone gets back to their normal talk they were having before she entered. She walks up to a bunch of stairs and sits down on one of them. She seems extreamly tired. She lays her head down on the one of the top stairs. She is woken up by footsteps which lead to a big suprise. Two big men dressed in black stand in front of her one of them holds his hand out. He flips it and it opens up like a never ending note. First she gets a glimpse of his I.D and then theres this huge note signed by her manager. She just skims throught it and looks at the last part. It says that her producer and record company want to see her right now. The other man puts his hand out in which he holds a bus ticket. She has to take nothing but a bus to get there. She gets up and follows them. They lead her into this bus packed with sweaty people. Somebody's not wearing deodrant which makes Britney sick to her stomach. The reach with a screach into this marshy area. She gets down right into a muddy puddle and her shoes are ruined. Carefully she then folllows the men towards this huge builing which is called JIVE RECORDS. She then takes the elevator to the 16th floor with them. They open up a door and there he is. Her producer. He smiles at her and asks her to take a seat. It seems that he's too busy taking a call and that she'll have to wait a while. She sits there, her mind pondering. Is she in some kind of trouble or something? What did she do wrong? He puts the phone down and looks at her. He claps his hands together and then begins to speak with a sigh.//

//Producer//: Britney. Now we have just got the news that you have recovered from your knee injury. Well i'm happy you were able to end your onyx tour in chicago. (Smiles) And there are a certain other things that will be ending too but lets talk bussiness first. Now i've heard rumors that you were planning on closing down your onyx hotel tour from all the trash that you took from those horrible, mind blowing people we call critics. And guess what hunny? I agree with ya. I thought that it would be a wise choice for you to quit the tour because its just worthless. It's worthless for you to go out on stage the way you wished your career to be and get bombed by them. But! Britney you couldn't do it. You signed a contract that you would sucessfully complete the onyx hotel tour and you did. I'm proud of you child. Give me a hug (Hugs Britney) Now Britney remeber when you came here about four years ago in April and performed for us. You sang live and then you showed us what magic you could do. A sixteen year old girl with amazing talent. Then we signed you a contract. A contract that stated that you would work here in Jive and get all your records done here. You have successfully sold over 10 million records world wide and wow girl, you've got us a lot of money. But what I have to say now will shock you. Your fourth album has been completed and you've sent in your fifth. The preview of your fifth. WE have very sad news for you. We are officially going to drop you off Jive. Britney your career is over. What the fuck does this record mean? Are you fucking crazy? You've crossed boundaries Britney. I can't sell this fucking record. You know what Avril Lavigne said? She said that she lost respect for you. She also said that your a trash talking hoe! So Britney your out.

//Britney//: What the fucking fuck was that? Avril Lavigne talks shit. I hate that bitch. You don't believe her do you Dave?

//Dave//: No Britney I don't but look at this contract hunny. It states exactly four years and hunny this is year 4. So your gone Britney. Your doomed. Now get out of my office. Get out. Get out get out get out!!!!. Get the fuck out of here. Security! Get this girl out of the building.

//Britney runs out of the building. Security chases her out just to make sure she's out. As she runs throught the hallways her eyes water. She wipes off her tears. That was just too much for her. She has taken on enought stress after that onyx hotel tour critisism for this? What the hell is she going to do? Her career is over. This is the end of her. She can't live like this. She'll have to be like michael jackson. Living her life in shame. Hiding from everyone. She can't do this. This is not real. As she gets out of the builing it starts to rain hard. She walks towards the bus. She slips on her way which causes her to get mad. She just lays down on the ground and starts rolling in the mud. What the fuck is this? Why does she need to look good anyways. She dips her face in the wet mud. She then gets up and walks home. A lot of people in the street laugh or just look at her weird because she is driping of wet mud.//

June 23rd, 2004[New assistant]: //Just when you think its over guess who's here. Britney is seen in her garden. She sits on this brown bench and watches the plants grow. They have a life ahead of them but she doesn't. She is wearing a blue t-shirt and some blue shorts. Her hair is tied back up. She sits there with the saddest look on her face. Her mother walks in front of her. She has a water pipe in her hand and she smiles at Britney as she starts to water the plants around her. A man comes into the garden. He is carrying a grey suitcase in this hand. He looks well groomed and about the age of 28 or something. Lynn Spears sees him and smiles. He comes towards her and she shakes his hand. They start laughing and talking. Britney watches them from far and just nods. She isn't a bit concerned about who's here to see her or what. Suddenly she sees her mother and the man approaching her. She rolls her eyes. Her mother signals her to stand up. What the hell is he? Her fiancee she never heard about or something? The man holds his hand out and begins.//

//Man//: Hello Ms. Spears. My name is John Navaro and I am your assiatnt.

//Britney//: In what? Learning how my life is boring and needs to end? Mom why did you hire him?

//Lynn//: Now Britney you seem extreamly upset about your career ending in dust so I decided to hire someone to cheer you up. Someone to get you interested in something. John is a very talent young man. He seems to be the brother of rock star Dave Navaro.

//Britney//: Shut up! Are you serious? Wow. Your his brother! C'mon lets go talk.

//Lynn//: Oh i'm glad you like him already.

//Britney//: So tell me about your brother.....

//John//: Well Ms. Spears. This is not your concern but I will tell you when we are having tea or something. I'm just here for your best interest. Just tell me what you really like and i'll hook you up with a really good life. I might be only 28 but I sure am smart for my age.

//Britney//: Yeah, you really are. Well i'm into sports like basketball and I go bowling every weekend or so. Hows that? You think I might be a basketball star?

//John//: Well, not really. I kinda had something else in mind. You seem like an amazing manager. I know you hace never done it in your life but it would be the right thing for you to do. I'm thinking wrestling. WWE....Wait you have something else in mind. You could open an efed for wrestlers. I'm sure they would appreciate it. It will make you a billionaire. Tell me...Do you watch WWE.

//Britney//: Ofcourse I do. Well sometimes but I would love to open an efed of my own. Thats great. How about Wrestling Alliance......Something. Oh hold on. Maybe I can gte some of the retired superstars to co-own this efed with me. Hmm....I recently heard that Randy Orton...The son of Bob Orton J.R and grandson of Bob Orton Sr had got fired from the WWE. He's young and looks like he'll need a job. Or maybe someone else has offered him one but he'd love the co-owner spot and he's preety hot so it all works out......Why don't we give him a call and see if he's interested?

//John smiles and they walk towards her office. She picks up the phone and calls Randy Orton's work place. She heard he was working at McDonalds and she feels really sorry for him. He is on the phone and they have a little talk. She puts the phone down with a smile on her face.///