The·life·of·a·teenage·drama·queen

Warning: This may contain excessive swearing, severe violence and other things you might not like. If you dont like it go fuck yourself.

[x]Achievments[x]Xcwa one half womens tag title,Xcwa womens hardcore title,Bwwef womens title,Xwe5 womens title,Heat cover girl,Heat award[Best female (3)],Hacked Xcwa, Rightfull owner of butterfly Lock, hung Caleb

June 24 2004 [The theft]//The door bell rings and a lady with bleech blonde hair enters the store. She picks up a vanilla candle and brings it closer to her nose. She smiles and keeps it with her. She then walks over to another end of the store where she finds an orange pumkin made out of wood. It's eyes are neatly shaped like any ordinary pumpkin. This must have been really hard to do. She picks the pumkin up and looks around it for a price tag. It states that the item costs about $20 dollars. She looks at the vanilla candle and it costs $12. Now she doesn't seem to have any money on her and she can't run home and get it. If she leaves the stuff here and comes back tomorrow to pick it up it might be gone. It's special week and these items are extraordinarly beautiful. She can't keep it with the cash register because its on sale and you can't keep an item on sale with the cash register. Well in this store you can't. The woman looks at the cash register. The cashier is busy flirting with some dude. She looks around checking for the security camera's. There don't seem to be many. Maybe she'd go to the washroom and tape it under the sink but what if somebody finds it. She looks around once more. She'll just have to make a run for the door. Nobody will notice. But when the buzzer goes on she'll have to run her ass out 12 blocks from here. The blonde slowly walks towards the door. Nobody notices until she gets out and the burgler alarm goes on. The woman at the cashier runs after the girl. She tries chasing her down but the blonde is too fast for her. She runs really fast throught this huge crowd and the woman looses sight of her. The girl runs and runs until she sees an alley. Maybe she should stop to take a breath. It's quite far from the store and no one will really find out about it. She runs into the alley ans sits down. Breathing really hard she closes her eyes. After a while she opens them just to check if any cops are nearby or so. Nobody is there so she just breathes again and nods. That was really hard. She could have almost died of a heart attack. She turns her face towards the road and watches everyone go by. Maybe she should wait here for a little more and then leave. She smiles to herself. That wasn't easy but atleast she got what she wanted. Suddenly she sees a shadow creeping up from bhind her. She turns around to see who it is and voila! In front of her eyes she sees a girl dressed in a pair of black leather pants and a blue t-shirt. The girl flips her hair and smiles.//

//Kate//: Oh my god Britney Spears! Can I have your autograph

//Britney//: Thats not important. Have you got the candles?

//Kate//: What candles?

//Britney//: The candles that we reserved for me, girl? Don't you remeber? I reserved some candles and you bought them for me. You have a very short memory.

//Kate//: Oh. Sorry. Here you go.

//Kate gives her the candles and runs away. She walks back to the shop and gives them to the owner. She tells them that she got the girl in jail which is a lie because she let her go. I guess that little job loss got to Britney.//

June 25th 2004 [Brits new hair] //The camera's zoom into Britney in her locker room. She is in the dressing room putting on some makeup. She looks into the mirror as she puts on some mascara and then closes it. She takes a brush and starts to brush her hair. She looks in the mirror thinking. I need to do something crazy. To Britney physical appearence is very important. She holds her hair up in the mirror. Its time for a hair cut. She takes a huge sissors and cuts throught her hair. It looks like cool. She throws the sissors away. Maybe she should die her hair. She dusts all the hair out of her shoulders and takes her bag. She is out now going to the salon to die her hair. Wow Brit really knows how to change. She pushed open the door to the salon and sits down on a chair. She looks at a hair does on a sheet of paper. The hair dresser comes and starts doing her hair. He is a proffessional hair dresser and one of hers. Without her even asking him to do her hair he starts to color it. It seems like a nice color but we still can't tell what it is. The maid brings Britney some magazines to read. As usual she has to be in it. Now its about her being a wrestler. Theres news that the diva's in the match will be able to take her down. Also theres an inside scope on how she really cuts her hair. She feels a little guilty because she uses a sissors sometimes but the media never bothers her. Well soon she will be seeing her face in the same magazine with her new look claiming she copied Christina Aguilera. Britney puts the magazine down. It seems like her hair is done. The hairdresser washes it and then blow dryes it. It seems like they dyed her hair dark blonde. Kinda brown. She seems to love the new look. It looks great for the summer. Short but sexy. She smiles at the hair dresser and then takes out a check. After going to the barber store she goes back to the Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment arena. A lot of people are shocked by her new look as she walks t

//The comercial break comes back Britney is in a locker room. She is supposed to have an interview with Coach any minute now. She looks at her watch and checks out the time. Coach is late. How can he be late for her? She is celebrity material. Oh just watch when he gets here. Coach is seen approaching the room. He pushes the door open and sees Britney. He whispers something to her and then takes a seat opposite her. She crosses her legs and waits. He picks up a paper and begins.//

//Coach//: Hello Ms.Britney Spears. I am here to......

//Britney starts laughing really hard. She claps her hands together as her eyes start watering. She holds her stomach like she is going to explode laughing like that. Coach sits there confused why is is doing this. He waits for her to stop.//

//Britney//: Coach I'm really sorry about that. Its just that you came here thinking I was going to yell at you and you looked all serious and shit. You crack me up Johnathan. Ok. I'm okay. Go on with your stupid questions.

//Coach//: Okay Britney. Now you are facing four other women in your match for the womesn title. How do you feel about that? Now last week we heard that you and Stacy decided to be tag team partner because she expressed her true feeling that she was a fan of yours and she would love to team up with you. You accepted it and also unleashed that career threatning Butterfly Effect on Jr. How do you feel about Stacy being in the match?

//Britney//: Oh Coach trust me. That was one of the most funniest things I ever did. Career threatning? Well everyone has threatened me career so why not take a stab at theirs? He didn't have to say what he said Coach. He's just a man with a microphone. The microphone is his toy and I think it should be taken away from him because he doesn't use it wisely. We don't need any shitty commentators. Look at Jerry the King Lawlyer. He's better than JR. Now about Stacy. She is the womens champion, she has to be in the match. Plus we have to fight against each other in the match and i'm ready to do that. You see Coach I'm not the second banana. I'll never be the second banana. And also I put items before people. When I came here I put my main focus on the womens champion ans that stil remains my focus no matter who has the title. I'm willing to risk anything to get that womens title on my waist Coach. Yes me and Stacy are good freinds and I know that she is very competetive in the ring. So I might have some doubts that she might win that match but other than that I have no problem what so ever.

//Coach//: Yes I'm sure you don't Britney but what about the other women in this match? Sky Giovanni is the Ex wife of Owner Drake Giovanni. Well he wants her back now but.. she is hell bent on winning the womens title. What are you doing to do t solve that problem Britney?

//Britney//: Coach, I know who Sky is. Indeed i've been watching her ever since that attack from evolution. And from that I can see that she is a brave and strong woman. She also called me a coke whore once but I don't know why. She has never met me to judge me like that. To just call me a whore because of the way I look but Coach she will meet me in the ring. Anmd when we meet in the ring she will find out that she was right. That i'm a bitter bitch and yes Coach I am one of the meanest girls. Everybody knows that. Didn't you see what I did to Avril? But that would be different if she met me when I was a pop star. I would have been really nice and maybe we could have hung out together but things have changed Coach. I hate every person who labels me as a slut or a whore. I'm not saying I hate Sky. It's just that she's right about me.

//Coach//: Well Britney not only will you be facing her and stacy theres also this girl named Danni Mcmichales. She called you a whore and said that instead of being a wrestler you should have straignht away been a stripper or a porn star. What do you have to say to that?

//Britney//: What should I say Coach? If Danni was present today. hopefully. She'd heard what I say before. Just incase she wasn't this is what I said. Why do I have to be a porn star? I don'y enjoy that. So why should I do it. Coach, I don't work for money. I work because I enjoy doing something. I don't need a job. I can just sit around my house like a couch patato but I love working so much because it makes me a person it makes me feel engery. That's what I like. So far my talents are singing, wrestling and acting. Well I really suck at acting but I just tried. I try everthing..i'm not afraid to and if I fail I will still do it again. You can do whatver you want if you just put your mind to it. And its not her choice where I work. I choose to work here in UWE and she can't stop me. She thinks i'm not capable of fighting but everyone is equal. Ha! Don't be fooled by my pop star image. I can be really mean. Well thats all I have to say to Danni. Do you have anymore questions?

//Coach//: Yes. There is still Shantel Travis to talk about. She hasn't had anything to say against you but she wishes you and Stacy good luck in that match. What do you have to say against her?

[x]People Used[x]	[x]OOC[x]	[x]Word Count[x]	[x]Theme Song[x]	[x]Mood[x]
read motherfucker	sry its short		"Outrageous"	"fucked"

Disclaimer:This layout was made by Buffy and is only for the use of Bunny and will not be seen in other people's roleplays. I know you really like this layout but hands and dicks off before you lose them.

Important Announcement The MSN Groups service will close in February 2009. You can move your group to Multiply, MSN’s partner for online groups. Learn More
The·life·of·a·teenage·drama·queen	[email protected]