Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together,
discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a
priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a
Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to
put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks
into a room, people say "Your Eminence."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous hard-bodied pagan. When he walks into the room women gasp 'Oh my God!'."