Signs That You've Angered the Kitchen Fairy
9. The turkey in the freezer has been replaced by an odd-shaped
package of meat, and you can't find your pet Dachschund anywhere.
8. All your spices have turned white and the DEA is at the door.
7. Let's just say a tiny being dive-bombing your head from an
airborne creme brulee torch and yelling "Yeee-hah!" isn't as cute as
you'd think.
6. You open the spice cupboard to find a bunch of identical clear
bottles, and their shredded labels spelling out "Good luck, loser!"
5. While you were sleeping, she removes your stove and only leaves a
quarter.
4. That's the third time this week you've had to shoo the Iron Chef
*and* William Shatner out of your pantry.
3. Everywhere you go -- singing Vikings and pallets of Spam!
2. It sounded like she said "kick it up a notch," but the sharp pain
in your gonads makes you think otherwise.
. and the #1 Sign You've Angered the Kitchen Fairy ...
1. That drawer full of take-out menus is sticking AGAIN. |
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