There once was a man
Who drove a Van.
His dog didn't have a pedigree.
And if he had his say,
It'd stay that way.
Cuz' high class people lose their saniteeee.
He'd take a Chevrolet
Just any day...
He don't won't no Mercedes Benz.
And there's some redneck peeps he hangs out with.
They're his good time buddies, they're his friends.
*Dance's around*