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: GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
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bobsvoiceofwisdom1
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Sent: 5/9/2008 10:48 AM
REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1.
A guitar has a volume knob
2.
If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $79 for a new one
3.
You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4.
You can unplug a guitar
5.
You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6.
Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7.
You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8.
You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10.
If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11.
You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12.
If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13.
You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14.
If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15.
You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
BOB UPTH NORTH.......
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FreeSpirit3530
Sent: 6/4/2008 12:54 PM
Thanks for sharing Bob
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NamedCandyGirl
Sent: 6/4/2008 8:17 PM
True wit, I think!!!
Candy Girl
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