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| | From: frmear2ear10 (Original Message) | Sent: 11/13/2006 10:07 PM |
Love 'em or hate 'em, it's Pun time. Puns, or "groaners" like some folks like to call them are fun. Try 'em on your friends and relatives, but keep a straight face when you tell them and be preapared for GROANS... then you'll see why they are called so... enjoy and pass 'em on!
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Very funny Smilie - I love a good pun! |
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Hehehehe these are great |
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