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On the more fun side does anyone want to add any weird/wonderful profiles they've made up themselves or seen online? Any aspiring Martians or Yodelling champions? Any South American tree frog whisperers? I myself won the Punctuation Gold medal for my athletic use of the exclamation mark!!!!! (I can't help it I'm obviously too excitable!) My plan for world domination is not quite going to plan - my cat's not white & fluffy & I only have a few (reluctant) henchmen (yes men - I don't have to be politically correct, I'm evil damn it!). Any ingenious evil plans would be greatly appreciated. My wicked slightly insane laugh is going great guns though Mwa ha ha haaaaaa! (I've been practising - can you tell?) |
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Ohhh LOL I love this thread ! I have an image of a champagne drinker    But I am sure everyone who knows me it is just for fun *hic* I also have a habit of saying LOL and posting tooooooo many emoticons  |
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This is the Fun Police. We're responding to a report that nobody's been daft enough to post on this thread. Nobody saw anything apart from an old lady busy spying on her neighbours but you will be read your rights anway. You have the right to remain silly Anything that you spoof or play With can and will be held against you in a court nowhere You have been warned! Chief Inspector Naff, Scotland (Barn) Yard |
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Gasp ! We're all really disillusioned (not about not being that ugly - that's cool) I had this image of a bloke with ginourmous hairy arms covered in stacks of pies ' Mince & onion, 5 for a £1.00 - get them whilst they're hot ' (don't ask, probably safest!) So, if you don't mind me asking - why Ugly Pieman? Is it a football chanty thing ? (Who ate all the pies) Or is it some kind of musical reference that went completely over my head. (happens often, I have the duck for cover reflexes of a meercat on speed) Until you tell us I'll have to leave the floor open to conjecture (which could actually be a lot of fun!) Is it an anagram? Manly Pugie?? Guy Namplie??! Hope not as you can see I'm rubbish at them. Anway you don't have to say. Just given me (far too many!!) moments of entertainment.
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Well me being a little biscuit who drinks champagne a lot has the hazardous task of keeping dry or I will go all mushy.  Yes I know I am mad |
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OOOO Iced, well then, let me pass you a glass, a towel, and then mushy mushy. OOOO like that, MUSHY MUSHY, MORE MORE MUSHY. lol  |
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Oh and Iced, isnt "emoti" (emoticon) your middle name? lol  |
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Iced, if you're like your nickname, you have nothing to worry about - Iced Gems might seem small and sweet but are quite hard & tough really. I bet they'd take a fair dunking before they went mushy! As for the champage - a lady of expensive tastes? I'm a bit of a cheap date myself - not too keen on champagne, don't like caviar (eeeew, fishy slimy stuff!). Never tried the non-chocolate form of truffles but kind of put off by the idea of eating something a pig has slobbered on!! Thanks again for inviting me into the lovely Crazy Friends fold. I'm really enjoying it Naff - Obviously not Bond girl material - nicknamepicker |
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Well I just betcha, no one will question why my nickname is "frmear2ear" or why everyone calls me "Smile" right? Well, only cuz of the fact, that I have a permanent smile from ear to ear. You do know of course, that it's all your faults eh. hehehe |
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What's this then, a bit of unauthorised silliness without a licence. You'll all be posting corny jokes next (red faced sargeant coughes tactfully & pushes an unread file onto the desk) Ah yes. Well carry on then. Chief Inspector Naff Scotland (Barn) Yard
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"Think I might become a post op transsexual who is considering crossdressing." Pieman - you're amongst friends. You can admit that although you love the sequins and feathers, the underwiring was chafing and the high heels weren't very practical for work! Naff 'formerley known as Nigel' nicknamepicker |
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Help Wanted
Insane genius seeks evil henchmen for killing and general dirty work duties.
Must have own guns and ammo and the ability to laugh sycophantically at my jokes. Frenzied pirahnas, blood thirsty sharks or bowler hat wearing midgets optional.
If you're not afraid of dying in the first scene please fill in the application form. Please note that under the Disability Discrimination Act anyone with metal appendages will be garunteed an interview.
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