Trick or Treating by Your Sign

 Aries- pushes the others aside to get to the door first.

 Taurus- will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.

 Gemini- goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.

 Cancer- stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or- treaters.

 Leo- plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.

 Virgo- wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.

 Libra- is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.

 Scorpio- isn't in it for the candy.

 Sagittarius- will manage to wander to the next town.

 Capricorn- makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.

 Aquarius- builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.

 Pisces- skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.