There were 3 old ladies riding on a tour bus to Reno.
All three were sitting in the very back seat of the bus.
All of a sudden the first old lady yells out "Hey there's something under my dress!!"
So the bus driver tells her "Just come sit up here in one of the front seats, its just the air conditioner"

All of a sudden the second old lady yells out "Hey there's something under my dress!!"
So the bus driver tells her "Just come sit up here in one of the front seats, its only the air conditioner."

So they keep driving when all of a sudden the thrid old lady yells out "Hey there's something under my dress!!"
So the buss driver tells her, "I have one more vacant seat up here for you to sit in"

So the bus driver pulls the bus over and walks to the back of the bus to see what the three old ladies were talking about.

As he gets to the back of the bus he sees a real real old man on the floor of the bus, and he's looking all around ohn the seats and floor when the bus driver asks him. "Excuse me sir, what are you doing down there?"

The old man looks up at him wtih eye glasses as thick as coke bottles and replies,


"I lost my toupee and dammit I had it in my hand three times and it got away"