Three bikers were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve, Grizz and Angus.
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Grizz says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Angus says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, Angus comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Grizz says, "Where did you get that, Angus?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Angus replies.
"That's unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly," Angus says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.' She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'" |