Stanley and his fiancee Georgette were a modern couple, quite
realistic about the state of marriage these days. They met with the
minister of the church to discuss their marriage vows.
"Pastor," said Georgette, "we wonder if we could make a change in the wording of our ceremony."
"Yes, Georgette," replied the pastor, "it is sometimes done. What do you have in mind?"
"Well," said Georgette, "we'd like to alter the 'until death do us part' section to read, 'Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.'