An old lady is doing 60 in a 35 mph zone. She gets pulled over for speeding�?
Old Lady: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Old Lady: Oh.....
Officer: I'm going to have to ask for your license, ma'am.
Old Lady: But, Officer, I don’t have one. I lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: Drunk driving? Um, I see. Then can I have your vehicle registration papers?
Old Lady: I can’t do that. I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Old Lady: Yes, and I killed and chopped up the owner.
Officer: Huh????
Old Lady: I put the body parts in the trunk, wrapped in grocery bags.
The Officer slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 3 police cruisers arrive.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of the car.
Old Lady: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner.
Old Lady: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, I must ask you to please open the trunk of the car.
The woman opens the trunk. It is quite empty.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Old lady: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer appears quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her purse and hands a current license to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole
this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Old Lady: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
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