Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily > briefing. > >  > >  > >  > > He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian > soldiers were killed." > >  > > "OH NO!" President Bush exclaims. "That's > terrible!" > >  > > His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, > nervously watching as > > the President sits, head in hands. > >  > >  > >  > > Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How > many is a brazillion?" > >  > >  > >  > >  > > 
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