A married couple were sitting in a fine
restaurant when the wife looks over at a
nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks, "I notice you've been
watching that man for some time now. Do
you know him?"

"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband,
and has been drinking like that since I
left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable" the husband replies,
"I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long!"

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