In the rest room an accountant, a lawyer
and a cowboy were standing side-by-side
using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and
started washing and literally scrubbing his
hands...clear up to his elbows....he used
about 20 paper towels before he finished.
He turned to the other two men and commented,
"I graduated from the University of Michigan,
we were taught to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly
wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one
paper towel and commented, "I graduated
from University of Texas and they taught us to
be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking
out the door said, "I graduated from the
University of Wyoming and they taught
us not to pee on our hands.
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