Old Chinese Tale ...
I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, " Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work. "
The boss says, " You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that. "
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: " Boss, I do what you say and I feel geat. I be at work soon.
You got nice house!!"