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The following preview is rated R for violence

Roger Ebert said if Gene Siskel was alive, he would give it a thumbs up...

Maxim called it One of the Best Movies To SEE Before You Die...

The Domain Called it No BUD For Old Men...

The camera fades outside of a Texaco gas station in Chicago, Illinois where it is its cheapest at $2.99 a gallon. The scene changes to the inside of the store where the man turns around and its Martie using the cash register. Footsteps are heard approaching to the register where a much older gentleman is eating a bag of peanuts. As the camera pans up from the peanuts, it seems to be Valek.

Valek: How much?

Martie: Sixty nine cents.

Valek: And the gas?

Martie: Ya'll getting any rain up your way?

Valek looks up while eating one of the peanuts.

Valek: And what way would that be?

Martie: Well, I seen you was from Canada.

Valek: And what business is it of yours... where im from...

He looks at Martie up and down.

Valek: Friendo?

Ackward silence from both as Martie looks up himself.

Martie: I didnt mean nothing by it.

Valek: You didn't mean nothing?

Martie: I was just... you know... passing the time.

Valek continues to look at Martie.

Martie: If you dont wanna accept that, I dont know what else I can do for you.

Valek double blinks and continues to stare.

Martie: Will there be something else?

Valek: I dont know. Will there?

Valek takes another bite of a peanut.

Martie: Is there something wrong?

Valek: With what?

Martie: With anything.

Valek: Is that what you're asking me? Is there something with anything?

Martie: Will there be anything else?

Valek: You already asked me that.

Martie: Oh.

Martie looks around the store confused not knowing what to do.

Martie: Well... I need to see about closing now.

Valek: See about closing?

Martie: Yes sir.

Valek: What time do you close?

Martie: Now, we close now.

Valek: Now is not a time. What time do you close?

Martie: Generally, around dark. At dark.

Valek continues to stare at Martie.

Valek: You dont know what you're talking about do you?

Martie: Sir?

Valek: I said, you dont know what you're talking about.

Martie slowly backs away from the register.

Valek: What time do you go to bed?

Martie: Sir?

Valek: Your a bit retarded aren't you? I said. What. time. do YOU. Go to Bed?

Martie: Oh. Somewhere around 1:30, I'd say around 1:30. I go to gay bars.

Valek: I could come back then.

Martie: Why would you be coming back? We'll be closed. I'd be at a gay bar.

Valek: Yea, you said that.

Martie stares at Valek blankly and turns his attention to something else.

Martie: Well, I got to close now.

Valek: You live in that pink house out back?

Martie: Yes sir! I do.

Valek: You lived here all your life?

Martie: This is my partner's father's place, originally.

Valek almost chokes on his peanut.

Valek: You married into it?

Martie: We lived in San Francisco, California for many years. Adopted a few kids like Brangelina there. In Frisco. We came out here about four years ago.

Valek: You. Married into it?

Martie: Well, if thats the way you want to put it.

Valek: Well, I dont have some way to put it. That's just the way it is.

Valek finishes the peanuts, crumples the bag, and puts it on top by the register. He diggs into his pocket and immidiately takes out a quarter.

Valek: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

Martie: Sir?

Valek: THE MOST. You. EVER. Lost. On a coin toss.

Martie: I dont know. I couldn't tell you.

Valek flicks the coin up and it lands on the top shelf as he puts his hand over it.

Valek: Call it.

Martie: For what?

Valek: Just call it.

Martie looks down at Valek's hand.

Martie: Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here. I dont wanna lose my pink house.

Valek: You need to call. I cant call it for you or it wouldn't be fair.

Martie: I didn't put nothing up.

Valek: Yes you did. You've been putting it up your whole life, you just didn't know it.

Martie: My dick?

Valek: No stupid. Do you know what date is on this coin? 1955.

Martie: 1955?

Valek: Yes and its been traveling 22 years to get here and now its here. And its either heads or tails. You have to say. Call it.

Martie: Well, I need to know what I stand to win.

Valek: Everything.

Martie: How's that?

Valek: You stand to win everything. CALL IT!

Martie: Alright... hea... no... tai... no. Heads or tails. I like tails. But I like giving heads also.

Valek: CALL IT!

Martie: Alright. Heads it is.

Valek turns to look down, uncovers the quarter, and its heads.

Valek: Well done.

Valek gives him the quarter and Martie is about to put it in his pocket.

Valek: Dont put it in your pocket. Its your lucky quarter.

Martie: Where do you want me to put it?

Valek: Anywhere. Not in your pocket. Or it'll get mixed in with the others and becomes just a coin. Which it is.

Valek turns around to walk away and Martie stands there looking at his shiny new quarter. He turns to look at the restroom and thinks about it for a minute. He walks over, unbuckles his belt, and walks inside the restroom as the camera fdes out.

Camera fades in at the Charter One Pavillion in Chicago at Northerly Island

Ernie Schivone - Welcome everyone to the 2008 BUDDIES!!!

Ruthless Villain - We are once again live and we are coming to you straight from the Charter One Pavillion in Chicago, Illinois!!! With special appearances by Valek, Sparrow, Dante Cross, Foxy Roxy, and Vampira.

Ernie - More will be announced later on. We also have our crack team of journalists presenting awards.

Villain - But the most important award of the night is still the Wrestler of the year award. Lets start things off with the first presenter of the night. He's not up for any awards tonight, but he sure misses them. King Asshole, Syck!

Syck walks out and makes his way to the podium with the award presenter who is the referee on Chaos Theory, Naomi Banks.

Syck: Our first award of the night is for the Promo of the year. This award is something that I have won in the past 3 years. Except for last year because I wasn't here or else it would have been mine.

Nova is seen sitting in the front row right next to Roxy and throws popcorn at him.

Syck: Watch it up bub! Or ill make the baby say something new!

Syck laughs as Nova stands up wanting to fight.

Syck: Sit down. As I was saying. The only reason this award is not mine tonight is because Im in the middle of Identity Crisis 4 which drops next month. So there is no doubt in my mind that IC4 will be up for Promo of the year for next year. Then again, the odds of bringing back IC4 are as slim as the Guns N Roses Chinese Democracy cd dropping anytime soon.

People begin to boo at Syck.

Syck: The award for this year's Promo goes to someone who got everyone's attention. Take a good look at the screen for tonight, you voted for him.

The camera pans over to the shot of the promo titled Saying What Needs To Be Said. After it is shown Syck looks at the crowd who are already in a chorus of boos.

Syck: Give it up for the guy that got those people's attentin... Scott Addams!

Camera pans over Scott Addams who is sitting right next to Tani Lyons, she gives him a kiss, he stands up, and has a smirk on his face like he knew he was going to win as he walks up to the stage. He takes the award from Naomi but Syck stops him to add in a few things.

Syck: You also won Feud of the year and Stable of the year. Give it up for Scott Addams and his partner in the New Gen, Misery!!!

Misery who are sitting right by Dante Cross stands up and starts walking up the stage as well. Syck moves out of the way and Scott leans into the microphone.

Scott Addams: Ha, well I can’t say that I didn’t expect this.

He looks at all three of his awards.

Scott: Feud of the year, Stable of the Year, and Promo of the year. But what else is there that is really going to come when you’ve got greatness incarnate around? Zarek and Jade, frankly should be thanking me because if I wasn’t around to add substance to the group.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!

Scott: If I wasn’t around �?Hunter wouldn’t have been so outspoken toward me, Zarek wouldn’t have been so out spoken, none of them would because I am the heart and the soul of BUD and I never even held a championship yet. Maybe it’s because I’m just that damn good; no�?

Scott pauses for a minute and smiles.

Scott: It IS because I’m that damn good and it’s because this place needs me, and they want me. So really, the only two people I have to thank for my success are myself and my wonderful girlfriend Tani Lyons.

The camera pans over to Tani Lyons who is proud of Scott.

Scott: Other than that, frankly, everybody can piss off. And just remember one thing �?you’ll never be as good as Greatness Incarnate.

He backs away and leaves the stage with his trophys while Misery continues to stand there as he leans into the microphone.

Misery: Wow Scott, what an umm...interesting acceptance speech. However I do believe I was the one that started this fued, let alone a need for this team to be created. I was the one that challenged GoB to begin with, and management didn't think it was fair for me to kick all three of their asses. Thus, they gave me Jade and Scott.

Misery grabs one of the trophies and looks at it.

Misery: Was Scott the mastermind behind it all? Hell no. As far as I remember, Christina kicked Scott's ass at Ultimate War, and I beat Christina at the Valentine's Day special. If anything Scott was the weakest link of the New Gen.

Misery: He takes his time as he looks at the other award.

Misery: However, I think it's quite obvious how we could never function out of the ring, though we were pretty deadly inside. So who was the deciding factor for our team? I'll let the fans decide that. As for the promo, well I can't deny that it was because of you that everyone was out there. When you give an idiot a microphone, you're going to get a little of people telling him to shut up. Why do you think people always reply to Leaky's promos?

And with that the shot pans over to Leaky Format who is standing up from his seat pointing at Misery while Syck, Naomi Banks, and Misery walk towards the back with the awards.

Ernie - Ladies and gentlemen, here to present the award for Most Unique Gimmick, the gay Icon of BUD... Martie!

Martie walks out with Naomi Banks who is holding the award for Unique Gimmick.

Martie: Hi, im here to present the award for most unique gimmick. I know a thing or two about this award because I won it in the past. Dont get me wrong, I appreciate you guys voting for me again two years ago and again this year. But how many times can a gay guy win for being this unique?

He begins to extend his hands out and shows people his robe.

Martie: This year, the trophy goes to someone who decided to walk into a closet and step out of the norm. Im happy and honored to present this award to this person because she personafies what a unique gimmick should be. Other than myself, this year, the trophy goes to a new gender. Please, take a look at this.

The camera pans to the screen where it begins to show Jennifer Bowen's Trials and Tribulations. The camera pans back to Martie who is holding the award now.

Martie: Here he is... or here she is... Jennifer Bowen!

Jennifer gets up from her seat and walks up to the stage. She walks up the steps, grabs the award, and kisses Martie on the cheek. They both stare at each other wondering what to make of that situation as she walks over to the podium to speak.

Jenny: Wow..this is..well shocking. I never thought I would be coming up here and giving a speech this early in my career in The Domain. I mean, my gimmick is truly not a gimmick at all. But I feel blessed and honored that all of you picked me for this award.

Everyone begins to cheer for her.

Jenny: I would like to thank The Domain management for giving me the chance to be in their federation and wrestle for such an awesome company. I like to thanks my family and even close friends. Without them all this would not be possible.

more cheers and even a catcall as they whistle at her direction

Jenny: Haha! Thanks for that catcall..I know I'm sexy.

Just then the camera catches a glimpse of Jeffrina mouthing the words"Yeah right" before it pans back to Jenny.

Jenny: You know, when I came here I was very hesitate about joining this federation. I thought that this company wasn't going to welcome a real life tranny. But when I read some of the profiles of others, I found that they had every walk of life..even Pedobear!

looks out in the crowd and waves to him

Jenny: Hi Pedo..going to molest Leaky tonight? You are!

Pedo is showed on camera nodding a big yes

Jenny: How nice.

Jenny chuckles. Leaky starts to get up like he wants to fight. Jenny calms him down some.

Jenny: Settle down Leakster...We know your dying to get buttraped by Pedo..you'll get your chance. Just don't forget the lube oil hunny.

Jenny: Anyways,(chuckles)..The Domain was worth the coming to, as it showed me what true fighting is and what wrestling is all about..not that fake shit you see on WWE. The Domain is the most dominate federation around the world with their approval rating as being the top of the charts. WWE only holds second fiddle to Domain. But what drawn me to The Domain was how well the whole company comes together night after night and makes sure everyone is safe and even make sure they are taken care of all the way around.

Domain chants begin which gets Roxy to smiles hugely. Syck smiles as well as the whole crowd chants thank you in unison.

Jenny: So to close my speech..I would like to say no matter what you all think..I am proud to be in the greatest federation and hope that my career is legendary like the stars of the past. Thank You all.

Jenny give Martie a big hug and then walks over to Leaky and shakes his hand, giving him a soft kiss on the cheek. Novacaine leans over and whispers to Roxy something which Roxy chuckles.

Villain - Is she gone yet? Good. Here to present the next award of the night. BreAnna Black.

BreAnna walks out to the stage with Naomi Banks holding the award for Sadistic Villain.

BreAnna: A villain... Some would say the exact opposite of a hero. Lex Luthor, The Joker, The Predator. Others would say it takes something like a murder scene to turn him or her into a sadistic villain. Whatever the case may be, it only takes a second to turn this person into a sadistic villain. Please take a look.

Camera pans to the screen where it shows a video titled "Its Just Business." The camera pans back to BreAnna who is fanning herself with the envolope. She turns to look at the camera and utters the words.

BreAnna: Wow. The winner for this year's Sadistic villain goes to this man's reputation and it preceeds him... NOVACAINE!

Nova gets up from his chair where he is sitting right next to Roxy, steps up to the podium dressed in a dark black suit jacket with white button down underneath.

He looks out over the sea of people he both knew and didn't know in the banquet hall and cleared his throat. He taps on the top of the mic with his index finger and smirks as the reverb carries throughout the room with a horrible feedback echo.
Nova had just picked up his first award of the night for Most Sadistic Villain, he holds up the award and admires it.

Nova: This folks is where a reputation indeed precedes me, I haven't been overly active in The Domain for a very long time and here just recently my biggest activity came on a syndicated show right here in Chicago called GWE's Chaos Theory.

The Chaos Theory Minions of Nova's cheer from somewhere towards the back of the room. Nova chuckles as he continues on.

Nova: I'm a man that is synonymous with violence and doing bad things to people. I am a man that can lay claim to causing people to kill themselves

Nova looks to Dante sitting down near the front and gives a big thumbs up I know what you did last summer...I mean June expression

Nova: My reputation will always be that I'm sadistic and that I am a proud, villainous sort of guy just looking for every opportunity to take someone out. Now my time may be over here in The Domain...for now anyway, but my brand of evil lives on in so many people on this roster and beyond. I thank you for this award but I'm not accepting it for what I have done this year...I am accepting it for what all the villains do every day to make you foolish heroes look good...Thank you

Nova turns to step away and pauses

Nova: Oh and just a couple more things, I have it on good authority that my name will also be called for the Ego of the year and Hunk of the year. It is pretty damn obvious why I am the hunk when you look around this room and realize most of the men in here look like circus rejects or the supporting cast of Deliverance. I am dead sexy and I hope all you hot little ladies in the audience go back to your hotel rooms tonight, get undressed, spread those legs and think of me as you use that favorite battery powered buddy or go knuckle deep in some honey...Umm except Jenny Bowen, whatever you are working with down there needs not be touched when I'm on your mind , so don't even think about it....Only one of you lovelies can have me, but all of you can fantasize about me...Not you Jenny...

Nova pauses for the applause even if most of them are in his head and most of the girl's look disgusted at his chauvinistic attitude.

Nova: As for the Ego award, you can keep that one. See in my opinion when you tell someone that they have a big ego you are somehow insinuating that they aren't that good. I'm not egotistical folks; I'm just smart enough to know how damn good I really am. Look at the facts for yourselves and reach your own conclusions...I will be the first to admit that I often lose interest and have a very short temper which leads to a lot of times walking out on companies, but when I am apart of a company the competition level goes up because if you don't go above the bar kind of best I will rip you to shreds both verbally and physically. When I'm on my game there is no one in this room better then me

Nova looks from face to face of all the current and future legends of The Domain and it stops at Syck flipping Nova the finger and mouthing off 'You Cant Beat Me'

Nova: and I do mean NO ONE...I don't need your ego award, what I do need is for you to change the name of that award to Nova's award and next year you can try in vain to find the man or woman that lives up to the greatness that I am the best and give him or her that award...Thanks but no thanks

Nova steps away from the podium and walks back over to his seat with Roxy and a few others making sure to make eye contact with anyone looking his direction. Hate him all you want folks, but you can't take away from the top tier talent he has.

The following Preview has been approved for

ALL WRESTLERS

And it is Rated PG13

Camera fades in on Syck drinking a cup of tea, then the scene changes to a court room where he stands up to talk to the judge.

Syck: I run a wrestling company... two belts, no exceptions!

The Warner Brothers logo appears on the screen and Jeffrina Michelle Baxter's voice is heard.

Jeffrina: There was a survey once, some dumb ass asked if people could know in advance, would they want to know the exact day of their death.

The scene changes to a hospital where both Syck and Sparrow are sharing a room and Jeffrina Michelle Baxter is putting the flowers on the cabinet.

Syck: Who the hell is that?

Sparrow: Who the hell are you?

Jeffrina: 96% of them said... No.

Syck: Oh god, where the hell am I? In the morgue?

Jeffrina: That was the first time they both laid eyes on each other.

The scene changes to Syck getting his hair shaved bald.

Syck: I WANT MY OWN ROOM.

Jeffrina: Your gonna have to stay here... no exceptions.

Syck: Damn if im going to spend the next two weeks laying next to Bird Boy.

Sparrow: My great great great great grandfather passed down a tradition once to my father and he called it... The Bucket List. Its a list of all the things we wanna do in our lives before...

Syck: Before we kick the bucket... cutesy.

Sparrow: Pointless now.

Syck: No... we could do this.

They begin to look at a piece of paper and start to write down ideas.

Syck: We should do this. Here, number 1 on my list... Have sex with Jade Jiles.

Sparrow looks at the list and crosses his name out.

Syck: When?

Sparrow: Its... no, you dont want to know.

Syck: What else should we put down?

The camera pans over to both Syck and Sparrow checking out their new Camaro's. Syck with the red car and Sparrow with the bright yellow car. Sparrow is feeling it from the outside and checking out the doors.

Syck: You're gonna drive it or buy it a dress?

Sparrow: Just getting to know her.

Syck: You might as well name her Christine.

They roll out on a track. The scene changes to the list again where they are adding more stuff to it.

Sparrow: Piss on a keg at a party.

Syck: Ummm, we did that already.

Sparrow: Oh. That was funny!

Jeffrina: You two are too old for this shit.

Syck: And the wheels on the bus go round and round and then we die.

Sparrow: Have sex with all the girls in BUD.

Jeffrina: You sure you guys wanna do that?

The shot opens on Syck and Sparrow running out of BUD Headquarters in Chicago. Syck gets on his cell phone and begins to yell at Jeffrina.

Syck: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT HER! ARE YOU LAUGHING? DAMNIT JEFFRINA!!!

Sparrow: You kissed a man!!! YOU KISSED A MAN!!!

Syck: You grabbed it!

This Fall, two men will embark on a journey...

They will get to know each other a little better...

And maybe... just... try not to kill each other.

Syck: Throw it to me! Throw it to me!

Sparrow is seen wearing a fedora hat and holding on to a crystal skull.

Sparrow: NO!

Syck: AHHH! SNAKES!

Sparrow: What?

Syck: Snakes behind you.

Slowly the camera zooms in on Sparrow's face for the dramatic scene.

Sparrow: I... hate... snakes.

He leaps and jumps and....

Jeffrina: Im proud of both of you...

We are back at the hospital where Syck is wearing a bandage across his head and Sparrow is wearing a cast on his arms and legs.

Syck: Nobody cares what you think.

Syck and Sparrow & The Bucket List

Coming Soon

Villain - Here to present Mouth of the South, Loose Cannon!

"The Breaks" Kurtis Blow begins to blare over the speakers and Loose Cannon walks out with Naomi Banks holding the Mouth of the South award. He gets to the podeium and starts to move his feet as he begins to want to dance. He turns to look at Naomi who laughs and does the same thing.

LC: Aight, Nigga's, so this is tha dealio. This thing be tha Mouth a tha south award and it's handed ta them nigga's that be talkin' a lotta shizz and startin' a lotta shizz. What they be sayin' is this year had a whole lotta them nigga's an' dat's tha skinney. Only one of them nigga's could be takin' this thing home wit 'em tanite an... o0o0o, wouldja check out that bunny up ova there, shizz. Loooo-kin' gooood. I'll be callin' you up lata babay.

LC does his on the spot spin and crotch grab, getting a laugh from the audiance.

LC: But back ta this thing, now. Tha nigga that I guess won dis thang ain't nuthin' more than a cheese-eata, but tha niggas aroun' here jus' keep on truckin' but we all know that no nigga will eva be as good as tha baddest mutha brotha, LC himself. AOOOOW!

Another spin and crotch grab, popping up on his toes breifly, laughing.

LC: So we gotas ta be givin' this nigga this dayum thing so lets take a good look at why this nigga won. Fo shizzle.

The camera pans to the screen where Crossed Encounter begins to play.

LC: Bunnie's and Gents, Tha man that's gunna be defendin' that BUDvision title at Masta of tha Domain an tha cheese-eata that be winnin' tanite, it's pretty bogue but tha nigga that be winnin' this tanite is Leaky Format!

As Leaky Format walks yo the podium the crowd chant's of Leaky Sucks is heard giving the bird to those chanting Leaky snatches the award as the jeers continues...looking at the award he has won for the second straight year...he smirks as the gives his speach

Leaky Format: So you are all saying that I have a big mouth? So what big deal! Just because you can't talk the talk doesn't meant you have to be jealous...It just means your not the Epitome of Greatness, and non of you will ever be. For that name alone belongs to me! I am the greatest thing to the Domain, the biggest mouth to ever open and I am still ruling!"

Leaky steps to the side and gives that trademark sarcastic bow as he exits off the stage while Loose Cannon does the moonwalk to exit stage left. Enter stage Right. Out walks Lylah McQueen with the Hero of the Year award.

Lylah: Our next award goes out to someone who does good deeds. Someone who knows a thing or two about responsibility. Unfortunately, Superman could no be here tonight so we were stuck with the runner up.

She looks over at everyone and smiles.

Lylah: Seriously. The winner of this award is someone who has made it known that you dont have to don a mask to be a hero or in her case, a heroine. She has single handedly recreated the good girl act in order to be the only one true female face here in the Domain. Lets take a look why.

The camera pans over to the screen where it shows "To All My You Tube Fans."

Lylah: So here it is. The winner of the Hero of the year award goes to. WHITE TRASH!!!

Camera pans in on White Trash as soon as her name is being called, she sits there with her hand in her mouth shocked that she even won an award tonight. She gets up from the stage and kisses Shooter Jennings who seems to be her date for tonight. She looks around the crowd and the guys are whistling at her and the girls are clapping their hands telling her to go up the stage. She goes up the stage and hugs Lylah as well as Naomi Banks who is freaked out. White Trash walks over to the podeium and looks at the award and looks at all the people up in the balcony.

White Trash: omigod ya'll, this is my first award ever!

Crowd: YEAAAAAHHHH!!! AWT! AWT! AWT!

White Trash: So first of all I would like to thank the almigthy lord in the sky whom without him none of this would be possible. He really did pull through for me thi..... excuse me.

She looks at the award and tears begin to fall down her cheek.

White Trash: This is the reason that I love BUD. Its things like these from BUD that just makes me want to step back and thank all of you, the fans. This award doesn't belong to me and I cant accept it. This award belongs to my hillbilly nation whom without them, I wouldn't have the drive and determination to do what I do best. Thank you ya'll and thank you BUD for allowin me to keep on keepin on!

As White Trash is about to leave, she is stopped by Lylah who tells her.

Lylah: Wait, you also won Sexy Bytch of the year.

White Trash is shocked yet again. She touches her chest, hugs Lylah again and looks at the award again as well as the envelope it came in. She leans into the microphone and talks.

White Trash: Is this a joke ya'll? Is Ashton Kutcher gonna come out of retirement just to punk me out right now? Oh lord!

She takes a minute to take it all in.

White Trash: Sexy Bytch. Out of all the sexy bitches in BUD like Rebecca Rancid and Gypsy and Roxy and heck even Midnight. I get this award? Lookin at the list of girls that I just beat this award for, ya'll know that I may not be the most prettiest or the most seductive. But dang we have lots of kinky men who like to see a southern gal with a crazy Alabama accent look sexy. I want to thank all the horny men and lesbian women out there who voted for me to get this award, its really gonna help with my sexuality for next year boys.

She grabs both of her awards and walks out towards the back.

From the people who saw Dawn of the Dead

And the people who hated Star Wars The Phantom Menace

And the people who read too many damn comic books

Comes a movie so horrifying...

It only could come from a geek.

Wrestling The Dead

A zombie has bitten more than he could chew, thought of as a wrestling gimmick, only to be tried out in a company and bite as many wrestlers as possible. Now, one company is out to become the greatest of all time but there is only one person standing in the way to stop them. Did I say one person? Looks like many.

Roxy: We are at war!

Syck: Are you ready to step up?

Dante Cross: Those mofos are DOA.

Watch as one zombie stops being polite and starts being real... in the real world. One zombie, one country... One last company standing.

Sacrifices will be made.

White Trash: This is my redemption, I must stop this even if it means putting my life on the line.

Alliances will be formed.

Akasha: Zombies cant hurt vampires, come with me.

Midnight: I am the leader of this operation.

And Promises will be broken.

Akasha: You told me, you would wait... Justin.

Syck: Im sorry.

Akasha: I love you.

Syck: I know.

Wrestling the Dead!

In select cities in 3D.

Ernie - Here to present Ultimate Duo... Josh and Joey, The Drakmens!

Josh and Joey Drakmen come out and step on the Pod.

Josh: Alright listen up, we know a lot about teamin' up and working together to get the job done

Joey: That's right. Inside the ring, outside the ring we're brothers and that what we do.

Josh: Tonight's award for Ultimate Duo goes to a team that know how it goes down when your a tag team and they know how to win the gold that everyone is after. I mean Hell, they're the tag team champions.

Joey: You voted for 'em so turn on your eyes and adjust the volume on your ears 'cause here they are

Camera pans to the screen where "Your a girl in the men's locker room" begins to play.

Joey: So here are your winners. Gypsy and Misery!

Zarek stands and takes Gypsy's hand as she rises and the make their way up to the stage. The reach the podium and are handed the Ultimate Duo BUDdie. Gypsy looks at Zarek and smiles, "You wanna go first?"

He returns the smile, and ushers her in with his hand, "Lady's first." They laugh. Wow, what a high school couple.

She smiles and looks out at the crowd,

Gypsy: "He's a keeper Girls."

She looks up at him with a shy smiles,

Gypsy: "Um....I want to thank you all for choosing us as your Ultimate Duo, it was a surprise seeing that we are a fairly new team and we were thrown together by Management but I guess they kinda know what they're doing. I, myself, have enjoyed teaming with Zarek and I found a true partner in someone who I wasn't accepting to bond with."

She looks up him, and smiles,

Gypsy: "A true friend."

Zarek Lyle: "Ditto."

He laughes, looking at Gypsy, then back to the crowd,

Zarek Lyle: "Whoever thought the Lethal Lottery tournament would put together a team that was actually good? Two individuals that just click inside the ring..."

Another glance at Gypsy,

Zarek: "and out. We've only been considered a 'Duo' for a few months now, but thanks to everyone who voted for us, and here's to many more months as a team."

He raises the BUDdie into the air as the audience claps.

Ernie - Here to present Inspiring Wrestler of the year... Kevin Pierce's girlfriend. Jenny Bowen.

Jenny walks up the stage and stands near the pod.

Jenny: What makes you an inspiration? The fact that you can come back from a near death experience and succeed? What if your already in near death because after all you're a vampire? She has gone up against the baddest bitch, White Trash and defeated her. If only for a few minutes she was holding that bytch title, we all knew that a glimmer of hope was there for the rest of us. She is an inspiration and here she is tonight.

Midnight stands up from her chair where she is sitting next to Draven and Phoenix Winterborn and make her way up the stage. She smiles and then began to speak.

Midnight: Damn! How the hell did I rate this one? I wish Ravyn was here to see this, he would be so proud of me. Despite my many times of dying and rebirth, I will say that I am thrilled to accept this award..

Jenny Bowen whispers that she got two of them.

Midnight: My bad. Two awards. Best Supporting and Most Inspiring. I didn't realize that I was that much of an inspiration but I am honored to recieve that part of the award. Growing up once a full human and having to live the rest of my life as half human half vampire was I guess worth the risk to myself. But not everything has to be about negative. Fighting for the richest prize in the world and putting your body on the line is what makes us what we are now. Take Roxy for example, the most dedicated and most fierce owner in this business. This woman can make you or tear you to shreds. But that isn't all she shreds..just ask Nova over there why his cock is always so sore...haha!

Roxy spits out her drink and about sprays Nova in the face with it and laughs. Nova gives Midnight the finger and Midnight smiles.

Midnight: Uhhh..no! Sorry Nova..Wally done had this vampiress and you ain't getting me too. Sides, thats Roxy's job to satisfy you.

Everyone laughs.

Midnight: So what I am saying is that really..I don't truly want this Most Inspiring..I feel that the most inspiring should go to Roxy for what she stands for..Roxy come on up here hun.

At first Roxy don't want to get up but Midnight coaches her to come up...which she does. Midnight hands the award to her and gives her a big hug before she raises Roxy's hand high in the air. She then walks away leaving Roxy to take in all the cheers.

Villain - Here to present the award for Most Promising... give it up for Jeffrina Michelle Baxter!

Jeffrina comes out with the Promising award and stands at the Podium.

Jeffrina: I would love to win one of these awards... maybe next year.

She looks at the crowd and at the camera.

Jeffrina: The Promising Wrestler award goes out to those that BUD feel have made a short impact but will make it a bigger one in the future. Past winners include Adam Idol, Sean Hunter, Brian J, and Taylor Lynn. Last year's winner could not make it to the show for a serious car accident left him at the hospital. This year, the award strikes twice. When the nominations were accounted for, Misery had yet to reveal himself to be Zarek Lyle. And now, here we are. Lets take a look.

The camera pans over to the screen where it shows footage of Misery called "Then you'll have bled like I've bled." After the footage Jeffrina turns around to look at the camera again.

Jeffrina: Folks, here once again to accept his award... Misery!

The shot goes to Misery who stands up and walks up the stage.

Misery: I'm not sure if I should be wearing facepaint right now. I swear I already have one that looks just like this at home. Well, except that one says 2007 on it. Two years in a row, damn, I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not. Does that mean I've been better than all the rookies both years?"

He laughes a bit

Misery: "Well at least I can actually accept this year's. As many of you may remember I was stuck in a hospital bed, and Christina accepted it for me. Thanks by the way. Feels good to actually accept it myself this year. So thanks to everyone who voted for me...again."

Misery grabs his award and walks away with Jeffrina.

Ernie - Ladies and Gentlemen... The first vampire in BUD... Valek!

Everyone stands up for this legend as he walks with Naomi Banks and two awards.

Valek: When BUD management called me up and told me they wanted me to present an award at the BUDdies. I denied them. How are you going to invite me for this and not give me an award of my own?

He smiles and looks around the room.

Valek: But then they told me which award I would be presenting. And its pretty much an award that im very much familiar with... This is the award for Match of the Year.

The camera pans over to the screen where they show Seifer's "Gravel Pit Mystery" and Sparrow's "The Fate We Make." Both video footage fade out and Valek is left standing there with the award.

Valek: Your winners for Match of the year. The real reason you bought the ppv... From Ultimate War 7, Sparrow vs Seifer!

In a pretty surprising appearance, Seifer is actually on hand for the Buddies. In an even more shocking show for BUD fans, Seifer and Sparrow were actually sitting next to one another. Well, at least a couple seats away as they had some ladies with them but then again that’s what The Order does, they pimp out hoes for money and sleep with their hot sisters. No really, it makes sense because they don’t want no trash bag hoes!

Ahem so Seifer joins Sparrow up on stage, they had both gone down separate aisles to make things look more dramatic. I guess because they’re winning an award for fighting one another, not teaming with one another, even though they were doing that before they fought, so basically it was partners fighting�?hey, I bet no other partners have the guts to do that at a high level!

Sparrow: Well Well Well�?look whose up here and look whose down there? That’s right The Bird and the Immortal the old guys. Yeah the guys who are a part of the so called ummm…�?well whatever the hell the new generation of BUD is calling us. We do one match and we not only out do everyone but we steal the fucking show. That’s what we do. That’s how we roll, that’s how we rock, that’s how we put it out there, that’s how we blast this shit apart.

The fans let out a cheer as Sparrow takes a bow and points at them.

Sparrow: Of course it had to happen with this man right here. We have been in the shit. The Shit! Well maybe not... the shit is usually Vietnam but im talking the wrestling shit. We have had shown the world what a match should be and I can honestly say we have done it twice. Its actually quite intense to be winning this award with my celebrated rival but even more so to win this event with my tag team partner in The Order. Im sure we'll face each other one day soon, and maybe Seifer can even that out. If I was the rest of BUD though... I'd worry about The Order setting up shop here.

Sparrow points at the audience with a look of meance and takes a step back. Seifer steps up to the microphone.

Seifer: You know I gotta say this is pretty awesome. I make a short return and wrestle in one match and that match goes on to win Match of the Year. I guess if anyone’s wondering if I still got what it takes to compete in BUD, well you can put that question to rest. What makes this even more seiftastic is I got to put on a show stealing, PPV stealing, year stealing match with my partner in The Order, Sparrow. Yeah I didn’t win but just like the Spurs, I’ll get the next one; we just seem to trade victories like that, IT’S NOT SCRIPTED AT ALL, I’M SERIOUS!

He gains his composure as he receives chants of “SEIFER! SEIFER! SEIFER!�?as if this was wrestling or something! Well, the famous people aren’t chanting, they want to look more reserved and what not but the fans behind them and above? Oh they’re digging it.

Seifer: So thanks to everyone who voted our match as Match of the Year and my opponent Sparrow for stealing the show with me. I accept this award with great honor since as we all know, I love winning. Oh and if you haven’t ordered it yet, be sure to order the Master of the Domain PPV tomorrow night! No idea whose really doing what but I do know that my boy will be competing for the MOD crown. It’s his time for redemption from 2004’s debacle and as the 2-Time Master of Domains and the best one ever, I give him my support in this Masterdential Campaign race against some dude who’s probably pretty miserable, so in the end, Vote Sparrow for Master or suffer in disaster!

Seifer waves a hand as he begins to walk off with his award.

Seifer: THANK YOU CHICAGO, GOOD NIGHT!!

Sparrow: And Stay Classy.

Little immortal hip thrust and BAM they all leave towards the back. Syck walks out onto the stage and gets on the podium.

Syck walks out onto the stage and gets on the podium.

Syck: I was told we had a few more minutes to kill... So with that in mind. I was going to give you all a preview of Identity Crisis 4 next month. But it feels like the right time right now. Please take a good look at this.

Camera zooms on the screen to watch the preview of Identity Crisis 4. The shot goes back to Syck who is trying not to laugh as he looks at the camera.

Syck: Sorry guys, that wasn't it. Stupid Sparrow was backstage earlier... You got it? Okay, so here it is guys... a Preview of Identity Crisis 4. Hope you all enjoy and I cant wait to put it out there.

The camera zooms in on the screen and it begins to preview...

Identity Crisis - Everything was jumbled

Identity Crisis 2 - You saw The Future

Identity Crisis 3 - A Spinoff was born

Get ready to experience a different kind of world.... Literally.

Identity Crisis 4 - The Final Crisis

Justin: I came on a time machine that you invented.

Sparrow: GREAT SCOTT! I invented a time machine?

Justin: Well... wait a minute. What year is this?

Sparrow: 2008.

Justin: Who is the President of the United States?

Sparrow: Hillary Clinton.

Justin: Yes, we're all doomed.

Sparrow: Do you know what this means? It means that im a genius! That I dont have to rely on my Bird Tower no longer!

Justin: Whoa there mad scientist! There is something wrong here. Maybe I just hit an alternate universe or something. Next you'll tell me that Bill Clinton is the Vice President.

Sparrow: Obama.

Justin: What the hell is going on here?

After carefully looking at the time machine which looks like a phone booth, Sparrow hits a button on the phone and... they are zapped into...

Justin: What happened? Where are we?

Sparrow: Beats the hell out of me.

Justin: Look, you invented this thing... sometime in... I dont know what year.

Sparrow: I think we have bigger problems.

Justin: What?

Justin turns around to see apes walking around and talking to each other.

Justin: Oh fuck.

They both get in the phone and try to hit a number but its too late, one of the apes see's them and he calls his ape friends to run after them. Justin hangs up the phone really hard and they are zapped again.

Sparrow: That... was... AWESOME!

They are in a cell chained to the walls.

Justin: We are jumping around in space into alternate universes. Who knows what kind of world is out there.

Sparrow: So in this world of yours... im a mad scientist who built this thing?

Justin: Sounds crazy, I know.

Sparrow: So where are we now?

Justin: Probably a world dominated by amazons.

Queen Gypsy: Amazons! Two pigs have come out of hiding! What say thee!

Amazons: KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL

Queen Gypsy: Pig... any last words?

Justin: I actually left something inside my booth, is it okay to get it?

Queen Gypsy: INFIDEL!!! I KILL YOU!

Justin and Sparrow are running from the Amazons when they get inside the booth and Zapped!

Sparrow: Are we safe?

Justin: I dont know, you wanna look outside?

Sparrow: What the hell is District X?

Justin: District X looks like... shit.

Zapped!

Sparrow: Do you believe in vampires?

Syck: No, not really.

Sparrow: You're gonna have to start.

Valek: Girls... Dinner is served.

Midnight: Fresh Meat.

Akasha: Cant wait to bite the blonde headed guy.

Identity Crisis 4 - Final Crisis

Coming Soon

Villain- Here to present Best Supporting Male... Kristen McMichaels.

Kristen walks up the stage with Naomi Banks and the award.

Kristen: Best Supporting Male is for the man in someone's life that supports them throughout the entire year. This man was there for Tani Lyons as a supporting character. For that kind of commitment, you do not go unrewarded. Your winner for the 2008 Best Supporting Male goes to Scott Addams.

The crowd in the way back begin to boo as Scott Addams stands up, kisses Tani on the lips, and makes his way up the stage. He walks right up to the podeum, grabs his award, and pushes Kristen away from him as he leans into the mic.

Scott: Ha, so now we have it that I'm up here because of the fact that I'm being awarded with Best Supporting Male. Now I know that everybody in the audience wishes they could be me, up here, accepting the award because I'm that damn good but I couldn't have won it if I didn't have Tani by my side.

He steps back and points at Tani who stands up as people begin to have a mixed reaction over the former bytch champion.

Scott: Her and myself are the only two that are worthy of even thanking because we're the only two that did anything for each other. Let it be known right now, I gladly accept this award for all of Tani and I's hard work bringing out the best in each other; everybody else is nothing but a joke. Hell, I should be wrestler of the year but this right here says I'm the best male in BUD and Tani is right along with me. As for all the ladies that wish they could be with me.. I'm still taken. And as for my other opponents for this award... heh, try harder next time, douche bags.

Scott Addams leaves but he goes the wrong way and is then taken to the other way around. Kristen is still standing on the podeum about to announce the next award.

Kristin: The next award is for the Outstanding Male. Many that have won this award have included The Jakal, Seifer, Stroma Bull, and Valek. These people may not be in the halls of BUD anymoe, but they sure do know how to be outstanding here in the Domain. Ladies and Gentlemen... the winner for this year's Outstanding Male goes to... Sparrow.

The lights in the building flash off and the fans in the arena begin to howl. The emergency lights flash on and as the fans look up they see a dark figure glide over the crowd. The figure lands on the stage dressed in black and as he stands up right he is attacked by several armed security guards. The lights come back on and the dark figure begins to hammer away on the guards punching one in the face, knocking another off the stage, he picks up another one up and throws him into the sound pit. The figure walks up to the center of the stage and eyes the Buddy award awaiting on the podium. He reaches for it and stops. Reaching down until his utility belt he pulls out what looks like a bag of sand. He weighs it in his hand for a moment and then grabs the award and places the sand in his place. He smirks and pulls off his dark mask to reveal of course Sparrow.

Sparrow: Hah! I just cost BUD more money on production!

The fans let out a howl of excitement as the person they were expecting to see finally speaks. He holds his award up high and the fans cheer.

Sparrow: Honestly I don’t see what you people see in me? I know I’m awesome and I know I’m good looking and clearly I’m the best male around but I have no idea what you see in me. I mean there is a better man here, more deserving�?

A shocked tone goes over the crowd and Sparrow nods his head.

Sparrow: Leaky come up here�?

The shot goes to Leaky Format and he stands up in his seat and make his way toward the isle as his music plays. The crowd claps there hands confused.

Sparrow: Nah I’m just kidding sit your ass down Leaky.

Leaky pauses and looks confused as his music stops. Sparrow laughs a bit as the shot goes back to him and nods his head.

Sparrow: I’m glad that you guys liked me and that you enjoyed all that I’ve done. I just try to go out every night and have fun at the expense of most people in this company while making it both entertaining for you and for me. I’ve won a buncha awards and titles here so it must be working. I got a lot more up my sleeve and hope you guys enjoy what’s coming and if you don’t�?/SPAN>

Sparrow pauses in his sentence and looks at the podium his bag of sand has began to sink down ward into the podium.

Sparrow: Oh shit�?/SPAN>

He quickly turns around to see a huge boulder roll from back stage after him.

Sparrow: THANK YOU!!!

Sparrow spins around on his heels and takes off up the isle as the boulder chases him up the isle and out of the building. Everyone turns around as Sparrow disappears in the distance. Meanwhile Kristen is still standing up on stage with one more award to give out.

Kristen: The final award of the night is the Wrestler of the Year. Past winners include Sparrow, Seifer, Sean Hunter, Mark Cain, and for two years in a row, NovaCaine. This year however, the tides have changed as one person has dominated the ranks without even being a contendor for the Heavyweight Championship. This year's winner for Wrestler of the Year is a first, for this person is the first woman in history of the Domain to win this. The wrestler of the year goes to.... White Trash.

Camera pans on over to White Trash who looks like she is shocked as she slowly stands up, kisses Shooter Jennings on the cheek, and looks at Misery who is sitting right next to her with his championship belt. She stands up and walks over to the stage, she grabs two awards as they announce she also won Outstanding Female. She puts both awards on the mantle of the podeium and looks out into the crowd.

White Trash: That's four awards in one night baby! FOUR! I wanna thank everyone for their support and for votin for me even though they didn't have to.

She gets handed the first award being Outstanding Female and just smiles.

White Trash: For Outstandin Female, I just wanna say that it takes more than just tits and ass to be outstandin. It takes somethin like showin up for work and bein there for the 400th show even though I wasn't asked to go. It takes bein in main event calibur matches like the MOD tournament. It takes bein the bytch champion and holdin on to the bytch title for dear life. Outstandin female, you aint just born with it. You have to earn it. I earned my awards for this evenin and its all cause of ya'll up there.

She smiles as she looks at the Wrestler of the year award. She waits for the crowd to quiet down as she looks at her award.

White Trash: This is what makes you a legend in BUD. Once again, thank you to all the fans, my hillbilly nation, and all the youtube subscribers. But I personally cant accept this award cause I only did so little in this entire year. Im sorry ya'll and im definitely sorry to Misery, but I believe this award actually belongs to the one person that aint even here and should be here in the first place. Drew Stevenson.

A mixed reaction but a good one.

White Trash: Weather ya'll loved him or hated him, he should be here right now acceptin this award. Not me! I only came in the beginin of the year and Misery, even though he was Zarek Lyle this entire time, was here, then gone, then back. Drew was the one who was here without hesitation, bein put in matches every week and on ppv every month makin it known that he was a champion who could not be beaten. So Drew, wherever you are honey, I dedicate this award to you. I may be goin home with it, but you are the one that truly deserves this.

She takes the other award and walks with Kristen McMichaels and Naomi Banks. The camera pans over to Ernie Schvione and Ruthless Villain who are getting ready to say goodbye to everyone.

Ernie - That's all the awards we have.

Villain - We'll think of something new for next year, probably make it 3 hours long.

Ernie - The Domain would like to thank everyone for coming tonight.

Villain - We would also like to thank everyone in production...

Ernie - Why dont we just list the credits instead of naming everyone.

Villain - It wouldn't be a long list.

Ernie - Thanks to all the fans... Have a good night and we'll see you next year Chicago.

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