Punker and the Old Gunny Marine...

A young punker gets on a cross-town bus. He has spiked, multi-colored hair that is green, purple and orange.

His clothing is a tattered mix of leather rags, no shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big bright feathers.

He takes the only vacant seat across from a seasoned, uniformed, Marine Gunnery Sergeant who just glares at him for the next 10 miles.

Finally the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the Gunny, "What the hell are you looking at you old fart? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"

Without missing a beat the Gunny looks him with a cold, gray, piercing death-look and says, "Yeah shit-head. Back when I was a young Marine, I got really drunk one night in China and had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."

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