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~ Side -Boy ~ My name is Side - boy and ive been kindly adopted by you all here. I am 4 1/2 years old. I have two sisters who live on shore..but i wanted to spend my life at sea. My uncle Para says i bite like a marine (i dont really bite unless uncle para is trying to get me out from under the stove) I am the only one on board ship that goes commando...i fart in my sleep and i can clear a cabin like a grenade going off when i fart. Uncle Para says i have a filthy habit of licking my arse.. hes only jealous cos he cant do it. I do have to smile to myself when i am hiding and they are trying to find me..dont they realise by now all they have to do is shout out "Fish" and i would come running...One day when uncle para retires im going to live with him in his cabin....he reckons ive got to catch all the fish...i got news for him....Here is a photo of me... I know you will all look after me while im here with you. Uncle Para says im a bum so i know you wont call me that. ..Havent i got a cute little face.Well i think i have..Uncle Para doesnt think so! | |
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