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Jokes : From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this
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From: MSN NicknameTroubledCueball  (Original Message)Sent: 4/12/2005 5:13 PM
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>>     What Makes 100%?
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>>     What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
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>>     Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
>> 100%?
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>>
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>>     We have all been to those meetings , where someone wants you to give
>> over 100%.
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>>     How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
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>>
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>>     Here's a little mathematical formula that might help yo u answer
>> these questions:
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>>
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>>     If:
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>>     A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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>>     is represented as:
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>>     1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
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>>
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>>     Then:
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>>
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>>     H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
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>>     8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
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>>
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>>     And
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>>
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>>     K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
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>>
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>>     11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
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>>
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>>     But,
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>>
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>>     A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
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>>     1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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>>
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>>     And,
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>>
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>>     B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
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>>     2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
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>>
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>>     And, look how far ass kissing will take you.
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>>
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>>     A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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>>
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>>     1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
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>>
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>>
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>>
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>>     So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that..
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>>
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>>     While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
>> get you there.....
>> >
>>     it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top


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