>
>>Shamus and  Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of
>money
>>between  them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
>>
>>  Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
>butcher's
>>shop and came out with one large sausage.
>>
>>Shamus said  "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
>>
>>Murphy  replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub
>where
>>he  immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of
>Jamieson
>>  Whisky.
>>
>>Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much  trouble we will
>be
>>in? We haven't got any money!!"
>>
>>  Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan,  Cheers!"
>>
>>They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick  the sausage
>through
>>my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in  your mouth."
>>
>>The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw  them out.
>>
>>They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and  more drunk, all
>for
>>free.
>>
>>At the tenth pub Shamus said  "Murphy - I don't think I can do any
>more o'
>>this. I'm drunk and me  knees are killin'me!"
>>
>>Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I  lost the sausage in the
>third
>>  pub."