Hung Chow calls in to work and says:

"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach
ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says:

"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.

That makes everything better and I can go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:

"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.

By the way, You got  very nice house."