Hung Chow calls in to work and says:
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says:
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.
That makes everything better and I can go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.
By the way, You got very nice house."
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