An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya to teyhk a look, if you woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here".
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10
note appears.
"this is amazing" exclaims the Doctor. "what do you want me to do?"
"Well for gadness sake teyhk the fecker out man!" shrieks the patient.
The Doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another
twenty and another and another.....finally the last note comes and no
more
appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch was in dare
den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash....."£1,990 exactly"
"Ah dat'll be roit" says the Irishman.............
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