THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
             The computer swallowed grandma.            Yes, honestly its true.            She pressed 'control' and 'enter'            And disappeared from view.
             It devoured her completely,            The thought just makes me squirm.            She must have caught a virus            Or been eaten by a worm.
             I've searched through the recycle bin            And files of every kind;            I've even used the internet,            But nothing did I find.
             In desperation, I asked 'Jeeves'            My searches to refine.            The reply from him was negative,            Not a thing was found 'online'.
             So, if inside your 'Inbox,'            My Grandma you should see,            Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her            And send her back to me!                
 
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